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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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bateful whorehouse dragon
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
ruddy glittery goyim cumskin
  08/28/25
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bateful whorehouse dragon
  08/28/25
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Amethyst business firm sound barrier
  08/28/25
that's it?
Black Adulterous Set Regret
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
bateful whorehouse dragon
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
pale trip pozpig
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Black Adulterous Set Regret
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Comical Bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Comical Bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Comical Bawdyhouse
  09/12/25
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Comical Bawdyhouse
  10/28/25
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Comical Bawdyhouse
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
multi-colored private investor
  08/28/25
Happy?
Motley menage
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
multi-colored private investor
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Amethyst business firm sound barrier
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Amethyst business firm sound barrier
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
claret cruise ship cuckold
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
shivering center striped hyena
  08/28/25
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Plum erotic hell
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
brilliant university
  08/29/25
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wonderful cowardly half-breed
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
charcoal foreskin kitty
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
arousing messiness
  08/29/25
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Plum erotic hell
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
twisted love of her life
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
arousing messiness
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Comical Bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Magical buff water buffalo
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
multi-colored private investor
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
charcoal foreskin kitty
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
irradiated puce stage
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
internet-worthy passionate meetinghouse people who are hurt
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
multi-colored private investor
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Amethyst business firm sound barrier
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
arousing messiness
  09/01/25
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Crimson windowlicker double fault
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
arousing messiness
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Motley menage
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
multi-colored private investor
  09/01/25
?
Comical Bawdyhouse
  09/12/25
?
Comical Bawdyhouse
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
rose jet-lagged nowag
  09/01/25
Fuck you
multi-colored private investor
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Comical Bawdyhouse
  09/12/25
Yes
Crimson windowlicker double fault
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Comical Bawdyhouse
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Comical Bawdyhouse
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
bateful whorehouse dragon
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bateful whorehouse dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ruddy glittery goyim cumskin

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: bateful whorehouse dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Amethyst business firm sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Black Adulterous Set Regret

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: bateful whorehouse dragon

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: pale trip pozpig

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Black Adulterous Set Regret

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: multi-colored private investor

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Motley menage

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: multi-colored private investor

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Amethyst business firm sound barrier

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Amethyst business firm sound barrier

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: claret cruise ship cuckold

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: shivering center striped hyena

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Plum erotic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: brilliant university

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: wonderful cowardly half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: charcoal foreskin kitty

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: arousing messiness

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Plum erotic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: twisted love of her life

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: arousing messiness

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Magical buff water buffalo

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: multi-colored private investor

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: charcoal foreskin kitty

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: irradiated puce stage

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: internet-worthy passionate meetinghouse people who are hurt

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: multi-colored private investor

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Amethyst business firm sound barrier

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: arousing messiness

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: arousing messiness

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Motley menage

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: multi-colored private investor

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: rose jet-lagged nowag

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: multi-colored private investor

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Crimson windowlicker double fault

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: bateful whorehouse dragon

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259839)