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XO Chinks: RATE Our KUNG PAO CHICKEN (PICS)

we got kosher shaoxing wine from amazon https://imgur.co...
orchid autistic athletic conference
  04/26/26
Fuck that shit
Narrow-minded mexican
  04/26/26
?
orchid autistic athletic conference
  04/26/26
I'm enraged by peanuts in Asian food. Or perhaps it's engorg...
Narrow-minded mexican
  04/27/26
they're pretty good in this dish
misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse
  04/27/26
ofs
orchid autistic athletic conference
  04/27/26
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orchid autistic athletic conference
  04/27/26
not a chink but I am going to comment I am pleased to see c...
misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse
  04/27/26
yeah, he could definitely cook at higher temps but it does l...
ocher violent stag film
  04/27/26
I'm sure it tasted great, and I'm sure I would enjoy eating ...
misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse
  04/27/26
we've got an electric induction stove, and i'm at 9/9 heat t...
orchid autistic athletic conference
  04/27/26
ok that's fair, I think the recipetineats chick's recipe is ...
misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse
  04/27/26
tbf, the sauce was 180 and was yummy with the rice (made in ...
orchid autistic athletic conference
  04/27/26
elephant brand rice cookers are so great
misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse
  04/27/26
180. we even have the zoji bread machine, which wife has bee...
orchid autistic athletic conference
  04/27/26
...
misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse
  04/27/26
authentic chinese food requires heat beyond what you get fro...
ocher violent stag film
  04/27/26
that would unfortunately require a gas stove and a propane t...
orchid autistic athletic conference
  04/27/26
watching real chink cooks cooking on top of what looks like ...
misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse
  04/27/26
rofl wwov
orchid autistic athletic conference
  04/27/26
yeah, the cheap route is to do that part of the cooking outd...
ocher violent stag film
  04/27/26
I am the *expert* at Kung Pao chicken. That is the only thi...
Carmine Blathering Macaca
  04/27/26
we made this recipe: https://www.recipetineats.com/kung-p...
orchid autistic athletic conference
  04/27/26
I like that chick's website and have cooked some stuff from ...
misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse
  04/27/26
That's American takeout kung pao. The real deal does not hav...
misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse
  04/27/26
Wow, kind of like in Italy they have the "first dish&qu...
Carmine Blathering Macaca
  04/27/26
lmao fair enough
misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse
  04/27/26
very decent compared to your normal shitty slop but dat too ...
haunting obsidian library ratface
  04/27/26


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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: orchid autistic athletic conference

we got kosher shaoxing wine from amazon

https://imgur.com/a/QB22MlA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49844984)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Narrow-minded mexican

Fuck that shit

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Date: April 26th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: orchid autistic athletic conference

?

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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded mexican

I'm enraged by peanuts in Asian food. Or perhaps it's engorged. Either way, the comment stands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846802)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse

they're pretty good in this dish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846809)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: orchid autistic athletic conference

ofs

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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: orchid autistic athletic conference



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse

not a chink but I am going to comment

I am pleased to see correct looking dried chilis in there. But it looks too wet. Generally your chink dishes look too saucy to be authentic. This looks more how it should: https://thewoksoflife.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/kung-pao-chicken-14.jpg

And your green onions look wilted and sad. Consider dry searing them until they are almost a little blackened early on, and don't let them stew in the sauce. Which brings us back to the sauce. I fear you are adding too much sauce, and stewing the dish too long, probably on too low a temperature, rather than just flash frying the dish after you add the sauce and getting it out of the wok asap. Whatever temperature you think is the maximum it can bear, crank it up another couple of notches, and when you think it has only just begun to cook, you're done, take it out.

cconsider this: https://thewoksoflife.com/kung-pao-chicken/

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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: ocher violent stag film

yeah, he could definitely cook at higher temps but it does look tasty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846816)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse

I'm sure it tasted great, and I'm sure I would enjoy eating it, but it's too saucy and stewy for what it is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846824)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: orchid autistic athletic conference

we've got an electric induction stove, and i'm at 9/9 heat the entire time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846822)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse

ok that's fair, I think the recipetineats chick's recipe is quite saucy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846825)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: orchid autistic athletic conference

tbf, the sauce was 180 and was yummy with the rice (made in the zoji, which is always 180)

that chink's blog is really good. we make a lot of her stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846830)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse

elephant brand rice cookers are so great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846839)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: orchid autistic athletic conference

180. we even have the zoji bread machine, which wife has been using for the dough for challah. l'chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846861)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: ocher violent stag film

authentic chinese food requires heat beyond what you get from most domestic cooktops. you need a LOT of heat for a very short time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846828)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: orchid autistic athletic conference

that would unfortunately require a gas stove and a propane tank. one day...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846837)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse

watching real chink cooks cooking on top of what looks like a jet engine in afterburner mode is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846842)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: orchid autistic athletic conference

rofl

wwov

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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: ocher violent stag film

yeah, the cheap route is to do that part of the cooking outdoors on a burner supplied by a propane tank.

the best set up is induction for most cooking and a separate wok burner with natural gas. also helps to have a serious hood to vent all the cooking fumes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846846)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Carmine Blathering Macaca

I am the *expert* at Kung Pao chicken. That is the only thing I order when I get chinese. You can tell the quality by how they slice their vegetables. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING VEGETABLES! 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846808)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: orchid autistic athletic conference

we made this recipe:

https://www.recipetineats.com/kung-pao-chicken/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846811)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse

I like that chick's website and have cooked some stuff from there, but I don't like this recipe. Prease consider the one I linked instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846820)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse

That's American takeout kung pao. The real deal does not have a lot of vegetables in the dish, they have separate vegetable dishes at the same time instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846812)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Carmine Blathering Macaca

Wow, kind of like in Italy they have the "first dish" which is pasta and the "second dish" which is a protein, but here in America we like to eat everything together so the chinks and the wops can eat however the fuck they want but I WANT VEGETABLES IN MY FUCKING KUNG PAO. My 120 rating is CONFIRMED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846829)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle messiness bawdyhouse

lmao fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846836)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: haunting obsidian library ratface

very decent compared to your normal shitty slop but dat too many nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49846860)