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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
haunting temple masturbator
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/01/26
120...
haunting temple masturbator
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
motley ticket booth mother
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
motley ticket booth mother
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
misanthropic personal credit line
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
misanthropic personal credit line
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Disturbing cuckoldry
  06/01/26
...
floppy hairless turdskin
  06/01/26
...
Zombie-like round eye
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
ebony mediation water buffalo
  06/01/26
...
bonkers garnet skinny woman
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Magenta splenetic giraffe therapy
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
alcoholic azure stead
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
alcoholic azure stead
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
ebony mediation water buffalo
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
floppy hairless turdskin
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
ebony mediation water buffalo
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
floppy hairless turdskin
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
alcoholic azure stead
  06/01/26
...
pungent fuchsia chad
  06/02/26
you maed it
Domesticated station sandwich
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Mischievous half-breed
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
ebony mediation water buffalo
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
chocolate rigpig location
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
know-it-all comical degenerate
  06/01/26
what job did you have
carnelian nibblets
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
filthy crackhouse factory reset button
  06/01/26
...
Pearl Out-of-control School Messiness
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
vivacious foreskin
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
ebony mediation water buffalo
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
vivacious foreskin
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
ebony mediation water buffalo
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Sick big rigor
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
laughsome aquamarine mood
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
alcoholic azure stead
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
laughsome aquamarine mood
  06/01/26
...
misanthropic personal credit line
  06/03/26
...
rusted range
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
chocolate rigpig location
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
chocolate rigpig location
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Yapping Tanning Salon
  06/02/26
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Brass histrionic box office cuck
  06/02/26
...
floppy hairless turdskin
  06/02/26
...
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/03/26
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misanthropic personal credit line
  06/03/26
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chocolate rigpig location
  06/03/26
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bonkers garnet skinny woman
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
primrose resort
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
ebony mediation water buffalo
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Orchid Aggressive Space Circlehead
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Brass histrionic box office cuck
  06/03/26
...
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/03/26
...
Orchid Aggressive Space Circlehead
  06/03/26
...
misanthropic personal credit line
  06/03/26
...
chocolate rigpig location
  06/03/26
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tan address marketing idea
  06/03/26
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haunting temple masturbator
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Rambunctious trailer park
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Pale partner sweet tailpipe
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Orchid Aggressive Space Circlehead
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: haunting temple masturbator

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: haunting temple masturbator

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: motley ticket booth mother

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: motley ticket booth mother

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: misanthropic personal credit line

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: misanthropic personal credit line

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Disturbing cuckoldry

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: floppy hairless turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: ebony mediation water buffalo

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: bonkers garnet skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Magenta splenetic giraffe therapy

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: alcoholic azure stead

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: alcoholic azure stead

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: ebony mediation water buffalo

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: floppy hairless turdskin

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: ebony mediation water buffalo

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: floppy hairless turdskin

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: alcoholic azure stead

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: pungent fuchsia chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Domesticated station sandwich

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Mischievous half-breed

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: ebony mediation water buffalo

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: chocolate rigpig location

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: know-it-all comical degenerate

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: carnelian nibblets

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: filthy crackhouse factory reset button

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Pearl Out-of-control School Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: vivacious foreskin

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: ebony mediation water buffalo

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: vivacious foreskin

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: ebony mediation water buffalo

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Sick big rigor

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: laughsome aquamarine mood

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: alcoholic azure stead

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: laughsome aquamarine mood

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: misanthropic personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: rusted range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: chocolate rigpig location

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: chocolate rigpig location

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Yapping Tanning Salon

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Brass histrionic box office cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: floppy hairless turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: misanthropic personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: chocolate rigpig location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: bonkers garnet skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: primrose resort

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: ebony mediation water buffalo

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Orchid Aggressive Space Circlehead

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Brass histrionic box office cuck

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Orchid Aggressive Space Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: misanthropic personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: chocolate rigpig location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: tan address marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: haunting temple masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Pale partner sweet tailpipe

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Orchid Aggressive Space Circlehead

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/en-en/#49912932)