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Meta employees get a $350K severance package plus insurance for 1.5 years?

Referring to laid off Meta employees. 350K seems extremely l...
Metal obsidian hell
  05/22/26
thats an incredibly generous severance package, but youre ri...
bateful blathering parlor
  05/22/26
but they can live like kings back in india
Ruddy 180 mad-dog skullcap
  05/22/26
new HAPPY poasters incoming
Frisky dysfunction faggot firefighter
  05/22/26
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Cocky Sexy Roast Beef
  05/22/26
They can get a real job.
jade chapel
  05/22/26
75% of these are furking jeets, 350k is like 350 years of wa...
Frisky dysfunction faggot firefighter
  05/22/26
they're going to make less money because their work is no lo...
Beady-eyed narrow-minded cruise ship
  05/22/26
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Turquoise Thriller Property Organic Girlfriend
  05/22/26
OMG we won't have an inflated salary anymore! Our lives are ...
Wonderful jet-lagged market
  05/22/26
“They were overpaid” isn’t a reason for a ...
green church turdskin
  05/22/26
Sure, the average midlevel Meta manager can get a job based ...
Metal obsidian hell
  05/22/26
Nah that’s dumb, people who get fired every 11 months ...
green church turdskin
  05/22/26
Have you noticed how strong the Name Brand is btw? You&rsquo...
green church turdskin
  05/22/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Metal obsidian hell

Referring to laid off Meta employees. 350K seems extremely low when most won't find jobs with comp nearly as high. Some are in their mid 30s or early 40s with decades of working left. What will these guys do? This is coming for every sector of white collar work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894498)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: bateful blathering parlor

thats an incredibly generous severance package, but youre right, these guys will mostly never reach the same level of comp ever again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894505)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Ruddy 180 mad-dog skullcap

but they can live like kings back in india

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894508)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Frisky dysfunction faggot firefighter

new HAPPY poasters incoming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894514)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: Cocky Sexy Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894879)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: jade chapel

They can get a real job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894507)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Frisky dysfunction faggot firefighter

75% of these are furking jeets, 350k is like 350 years of wages in india, furk them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894513)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed narrow-minded cruise ship

they're going to make less money because their work is no longer as valuable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894523)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Turquoise Thriller Property Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894530)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Wonderful jet-lagged market

OMG we won't have an inflated salary anymore! Our lives are over!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894532)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: green church turdskin

“They were overpaid” isn’t a reason for a generous severance

Anyway I don’t want to sound like a Redditor but idc

The real Losers ime are the Losers who’ve only worked at Generic Company LLC. Job Interviewers take an extremely superficial look at resumes and literally dgaf about your gay “accomplishments.” Whereas the Optics of hiring some worthless Meta Alum makes them look shrewd. The Meta Nerd gets an Interview at Amazon or something. The Social Proof of “trillion dollar company, champ,” goes a long fucking way irl. But if they’re like “this other candidate did 5000k Things and is good,” someone else will be like “yeah but he’s Poor. He has no RSUs. Fuck that guy,” and everyone will nod imho. None of the above applies to the same extent to Engineering and its autistic hiring practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894549)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Metal obsidian hell

Sure, the average midlevel Meta manager can get a job based on the brand name after a layoff, but that job won't pay nearly as well as Meta. They'll take a 50% pay cut and have low job security and likely back out on the market in 12-18 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894795)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: green church turdskin

Nah that’s dumb, people who get fired every 11 months are Gen X or just completely useless irl. Or hired to do One Thing that, when complete, leaves no reason to pay them anymore. This isn’t ITE.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894826)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: green church turdskin

Have you noticed how strong the Name Brand is btw? You’re calling it Meta. It was called Facebook until like 2022. People don’t even call Myanmar Myanmar after like 40 years. They could lose 3 Fake Jobs before the sheen wore off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868156&forum_id=2/en-en#49894833)