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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Concupiscible flesh pistol
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Vivacious internal respiration mental disorder
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/23/25
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Fragrant blood rage
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Vivacious internal respiration mental disorder
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Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/24/25
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marvelous jewess patrolman
  12/24/25
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aromatic dark menage black woman
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Charcoal Police Squad
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Cream shrine gay wizard
  12/23/25
180
Aphrodisiac business firm gaping
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
laughsome vermilion dilemma national security agency
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/23/25
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Passionate Center Giraffe
  12/24/25
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Cordovan kitty cruise ship
  12/24/25
logical tbh
lime regret
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Multi-colored maize affirmative action
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Multi-colored maize affirmative action
  12/23/25
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Supple travel guidebook
  12/24/25
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aromatic dark menage black woman
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Hairraiser university
  12/23/25
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Dashing onyx address
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/23/25
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Dashing onyx address
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Emerald bbw nowag
  12/24/25
...
Dashing onyx address
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Stimulating Amber Voyeur
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Mind-boggling sadistic prole gas station
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Vibrant theatre fanboi
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
cracking indirect expression
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Vibrant theatre fanboi
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/24/25
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irradiated bistre organic girlfriend
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
cracking indirect expression
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
cracking indirect expression
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Vibrant theatre fanboi
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/25/25
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Honey-headed Plaza
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
irradiated bistre organic girlfriend
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
marvelous jewess patrolman
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
opaque weed whacker
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
floppy senate
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
swashbuckling sandwich
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
swashbuckling sandwich
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Underhanded painfully honest temple
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
cracking indirect expression
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Glittery lay main people
  12/24/25
tp
jet-lagged slate karate dysfunction
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
soggy provocative stag film
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
cracking indirect expression
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Unholy angry hominid toaster
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
cracking indirect expression
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible flesh pistol

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Vivacious internal respiration mental disorder

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Fragrant blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Hairy Legs Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Cream shrine gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: irradiated bistre organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged slate karate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: curious field marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Vivacious internal respiration mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: shivering whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Jet tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: marvelous jewess patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: aromatic dark menage black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Charcoal Police Squad

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Cream shrine gay wizard

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac business firm gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: laughsome vermilion dilemma national security agency

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Passionate Center Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Cordovan kitty cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: lime regret

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored maize affirmative action

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored maize affirmative action

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Supple travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: aromatic dark menage black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser university

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Dashing onyx address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Dashing onyx address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Emerald bbw nowag

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Dashing onyx address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Stimulating Amber Voyeur

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sadistic prole gas station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Vibrant theatre fanboi

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: cracking indirect expression

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Vibrant theatre fanboi

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: irradiated bistre organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: cracking indirect expression

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: cracking indirect expression

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Vibrant theatre fanboi

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Honey-headed Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: irradiated bistre organic girlfriend

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: marvelous jewess patrolman

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: opaque weed whacker

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: floppy senate

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling sandwich

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling sandwich

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Underhanded painfully honest temple

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: cracking indirect expression

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Glittery lay main people

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged slate karate dysfunction

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: soggy provocative stag film

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: cracking indirect expression

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Unholy angry hominid toaster

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: cracking indirect expression

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49539118)