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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks
  12/08/25
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Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Primrose Bearded Pervert
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Exciting Cyan Dingle Berry Hunting Ground
  12/12/25
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Unhinged hissy fit
  12/17/25
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Motley sex offender
  12/17/25
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trip cruise ship hominid
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
yellow cracking dilemma persian
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
yellow cracking dilemma persian
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Hilarious Heaven Feces
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Soggy toaster hairy legs
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks
  12/18/25
lol
yapping ruddy ladyboy area
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Soggy toaster hairy legs
  12/17/25
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Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Unhinged hissy fit
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
copper therapy
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
yapping ruddy ladyboy area
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Unhinged hissy fit
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
copper therapy
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Unhinged hissy fit
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
peach alcoholic principal's office digit ratio
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Embarrassed to the bone theatre death wish
  12/17/25
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razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
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Insane provocative telephone mad cow disease
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Laughsome sexy forum
  12/17/25
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blathering mood center
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks
  12/17/25
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cobalt titillating temple
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
flatulent contagious gunner house
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
duck-like degenerate
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
peach alcoholic principal's office digit ratio
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
duck-like degenerate
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
peach alcoholic principal's office digit ratio
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
duck-like degenerate
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Grizzly Boyish Sanctuary Mediation
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
copper therapy
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
flatulent contagious gunner house
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
copper therapy
  12/17/25
...
Grizzly Boyish Sanctuary Mediation
  12/17/25
I am not!
flatulent contagious gunner house
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
lascivious aquamarine mexican police squad
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Primrose Bearded Pervert

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Exciting Cyan Dingle Berry Hunting Ground

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Unhinged hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Motley sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: trip cruise ship hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: yellow cracking dilemma persian

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: yellow cracking dilemma persian

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Hilarious Heaven Feces

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Soggy toaster hairy legs

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: yapping ruddy ladyboy area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Soggy toaster hairy legs

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Unhinged hissy fit

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: copper therapy

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: yapping ruddy ladyboy area

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Unhinged hissy fit

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: copper therapy

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Unhinged hissy fit

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: peach alcoholic principal's office digit ratio

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone theatre death wish

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Insane provocative telephone mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Laughsome sexy forum

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: blathering mood center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shrine wagecucks

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: cobalt titillating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: flatulent contagious gunner house

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: duck-like degenerate

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: peach alcoholic principal's office digit ratio

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: duck-like degenerate

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: peach alcoholic principal's office digit ratio

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: duck-like degenerate

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Grizzly Boyish Sanctuary Mediation

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: copper therapy

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: flatulent contagious gunner house

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: copper therapy

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Grizzly Boyish Sanctuary Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: flatulent contagious gunner house

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: lascivious aquamarine mexican police squad

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518198)