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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Zombie-like Lake Becky Piazza
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Talented useless brakes locus
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/23/25
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razzle-dazzle resort
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exhilarant box office
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Wine hall pistol
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Talented useless brakes locus
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hairraiser internet-worthy degenerate party of the first part
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Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/24/25
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Bull Headed Office Pocket Flask
  12/24/25
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Insecure Zippy Area
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Maniacal orchestra pit
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
sienna adventurous doctorate
  12/23/25
180
Nubile offensive legal warrant azn
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Hideous location
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/23/25
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at-the-ready masturbator
  12/24/25
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walnut fiercely-loyal indirect expression property
  12/24/25
logical tbh
aquamarine dragon plaza
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
thirsty national elastic band
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
thirsty national elastic band
  12/23/25
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Wonderful theatre love of her life
  12/24/25
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Insecure Zippy Area
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
electric deep coffee pot station
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Histrionic federal home
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/23/25
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Histrionic federal home
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Copper Arrogant Shitlib
  12/24/25
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Histrionic federal home
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
glittery idiotic corner
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
chrome turdskin point
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
greedy base
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Maize Market Feces
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
greedy base
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/24/25
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Big-titted rehab boiling water
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Maize Market Feces
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Maize Market Feces
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
greedy base
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/25/25
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hilarious place of business
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Big-titted rehab boiling water
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Bull Headed Office Pocket Flask
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Bearded bateful tank
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Submissive Depressive Chad
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
gay razzmatazz parlor
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
gay razzmatazz parlor
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
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  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Maize Market Feces
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
shaky crackhouse
  12/24/25
tp
Wine hall pistol
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Well-lubricated native
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Maize Market Feces
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Comical Kitty Hunting Ground
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Maize Market Feces
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like Lake Becky Piazza

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Talented useless brakes locus

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: exhilarant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: sienna adventurous doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Big-titted rehab boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Wine hall pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: shivering heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Talented useless brakes locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: hairraiser internet-worthy degenerate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: sexy stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Bull Headed Office Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Insecure Zippy Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Maniacal orchestra pit

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: sienna adventurous doctorate

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Nubile offensive legal warrant azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Hideous location

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: walnut fiercely-loyal indirect expression property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: aquamarine dragon plaza

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: thirsty national elastic band

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: thirsty national elastic band

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Wonderful theatre love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Insecure Zippy Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: electric deep coffee pot station

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Histrionic federal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Histrionic federal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Copper Arrogant Shitlib

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Histrionic federal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: glittery idiotic corner

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: chrome turdskin point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: greedy base

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Maize Market Feces

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: greedy base

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Big-titted rehab boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Maize Market Feces

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Maize Market Feces

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: greedy base

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: hilarious place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Big-titted rehab boiling water

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Bull Headed Office Pocket Flask

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Bearded bateful tank

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Submissive Depressive Chad

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: gay razzmatazz parlor

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: gay razzmatazz parlor

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: bronze tanning salon genital piercing

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Maize Market Feces

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: shaky crackhouse

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Wine hall pistol

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated native

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Maize Market Feces

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Comical Kitty Hunting Ground

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Maize Market Feces

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49539118)