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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
comical bearded lodge
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
greedy lay national security agency
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
comical bearded lodge
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Multi-colored public bath sneaky criminal
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
comical bearded lodge
  12/23/25
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diverse headpube parlour
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Bat-shit-crazy multi-billionaire
  12/24/25
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Bossy Autistic Brethren
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flirting mint dingle berry
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nighttime cobalt marketing idea
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Adventurous abnormal mediation dilemma
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Multi-colored public bath sneaky criminal
  12/24/25
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floppy pearly messiness piazza
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supple address elastic band
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comical bearded lodge
  12/24/25
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Chestnut Fortuitous Meteor
  12/24/25
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Charcoal Titillating Dysfunction
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Razzle dragon pervert
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
comical bearded lodge
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Bossy Autistic Brethren
  12/23/25
180
Passionate Keepsake Machete National
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
boyish telephone
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
comical bearded lodge
  12/23/25
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ocher odious dopamine meetinghouse
  12/24/25
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charismatic circlehead pit
  12/24/25
logical tbh
sapphire roommate
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
comical bearded lodge
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
alcoholic irradiated nibblets
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
comical bearded lodge
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
alcoholic irradiated nibblets
  12/23/25
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sepia church filthpig
  12/24/25
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Charcoal Titillating Dysfunction
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Stimulating Olive Hell
  12/23/25
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thriller wild round eye rehab
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
comical bearded lodge
  12/23/25
...
thriller wild round eye rehab
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
pearl market chad
  12/24/25
...
thriller wild round eye rehab
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Out-of-control idiot
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
wonderful flatulent theater
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Idiotic Arousing Property Boltzmann
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
comical bearded lodge
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
coral hairraiser principal's office therapy
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Idiotic Arousing Property Boltzmann
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
comical bearded lodge
  12/24/25
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flirting mint dingle berry
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
coral hairraiser principal's office therapy
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
comical bearded lodge
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
coral hairraiser principal's office therapy
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Idiotic Arousing Property Boltzmann
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
comical bearded lodge
  12/25/25
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Dull library lettuce
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
flirting mint dingle berry
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Chestnut Fortuitous Meteor
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
coiffed space
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
180 Twinkling Sex Offender
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Cerebral Cerise Range Mexican
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
comical bearded lodge
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Cerebral Cerise Range Mexican
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
comical bearded lodge
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
vivacious stage
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
comical bearded lodge
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
coral hairraiser principal's office therapy
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Rebellious step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  12/24/25
tp
nighttime cobalt marketing idea
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Snowy ticket booth
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
comical bearded lodge
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
coral hairraiser principal's office therapy
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
comical bearded lodge
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
coral hairraiser principal's office therapy
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: greedy lay national security agency

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored public bath sneaky criminal

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: diverse headpube parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Bossy Autistic Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: flirting mint dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: nighttime cobalt marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Adventurous abnormal mediation dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored public bath sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: floppy pearly messiness piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: supple address elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Chestnut Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Charcoal Titillating Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Razzle dragon pervert

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Bossy Autistic Brethren

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Passionate Keepsake Machete National

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: boyish telephone

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: ocher odious dopamine meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: charismatic circlehead pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: sapphire roommate

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: alcoholic irradiated nibblets

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: alcoholic irradiated nibblets

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: sepia church filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Charcoal Titillating Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Stimulating Olive Hell

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: thriller wild round eye rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: thriller wild round eye rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: pearl market chad

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: thriller wild round eye rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control idiot

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: wonderful flatulent theater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Idiotic Arousing Property Boltzmann

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: comical bearded lodge

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: coral hairraiser principal's office therapy

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Idiotic Arousing Property Boltzmann

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: flirting mint dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: coral hairraiser principal's office therapy

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: comical bearded lodge

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: coral hairraiser principal's office therapy

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Idiotic Arousing Property Boltzmann

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: comical bearded lodge

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Dull library lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: flirting mint dingle berry

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Chestnut Fortuitous Meteor

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: coiffed space

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: 180 Twinkling Sex Offender

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Cerebral Cerise Range Mexican

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Cerebral Cerise Range Mexican

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: vivacious stage

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: coral hairraiser principal's office therapy

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Rebellious step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: nighttime cobalt marketing idea

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Snowy ticket booth

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: coral hairraiser principal's office therapy

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: comical bearded lodge

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: coral hairraiser principal's office therapy

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/en-en#49539118)