The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
| Hairless church building | 12/08/25 |
| Hairless church building | 12/12/25 |
| light theater | 12/12/25 |
| Vermilion school | 12/12/25 |
| Lascivious base headpube | 12/17/25 |
| lilac kink-friendly pit cuck | 12/17/25 |
| Alcoholic plaza genital piercing | 12/18/25 |
| Misanthropic hell yarmulke | 12/12/25 |
| Hairless church building | 12/17/25 |
| Misanthropic hell yarmulke | 12/17/25 |
| Hairless church building | 12/17/25 |
| Mind-boggling quadroon kitty cat | 12/17/25 |
| Hairless church building | 12/18/25 |
| black regret | 12/17/25 |
| Hairless church building | 12/18/25 |
| cruel-hearted appetizing personal credit line hall | 12/17/25 |
| black regret | 12/17/25 |
| Hairless church building | 12/17/25 |
| Lascivious base headpube | 12/17/25 |
| peach spectacular famous landscape painting pozpig | 12/17/25 |
| cruel-hearted appetizing personal credit line hall | 12/17/25 |
| Lascivious base headpube | 12/17/25 |
| peach spectacular famous landscape painting pozpig | 12/17/25 |
| Lascivious base headpube | 12/17/25 |
| arrogant stage athletic conference | 12/17/25 |
| bearded old irish cottage | 12/17/25 |
| hot gaped pistol office | 12/17/25 |
| Razzle Resort | 12/17/25 |
| sepia legend potus | 12/17/25 |
| Swashbuckling giraffe | 12/17/25 |
| Hairless church building | 12/17/25 |
| Curious Puce Sandwich Rigor | 12/17/25 |
| Khaki gaping stock car | 12/17/25 |
| Ultramarine talented feces | 12/17/25 |
| arrogant stage athletic conference | 12/17/25 |
| Ultramarine talented feces | 12/17/25 |
| arrogant stage athletic conference | 12/18/25 |
| Ultramarine talented feces | 12/18/25 |
| Godawful cheese-eating theater stage people who are hurt | 12/17/25 |
| peach spectacular famous landscape painting pozpig | 12/17/25 |
| Khaki gaping stock car | 12/17/25 |
| peach spectacular famous landscape painting pozpig | 12/17/25 |
| Godawful cheese-eating theater stage people who are hurt | 12/17/25 |
| Khaki gaping stock car | 12/17/25 |
| Onyx vibrant business firm dingle berry | 12/17/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Hairless church building You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Hairless church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49505202) |
|
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: light theater So just don't go to a restaurant.
Done.
Can I have the money direct deposited? |
|
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Vermilion school Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49505343) |
 |
Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: Lascivious base headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517782) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: lilac kink-friendly pit cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517972) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: Alcoholic plaza genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519739) |
|
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Misanthropic hell yarmulke easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Hairless church building You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517781) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Misanthropic hell yarmulke Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: Hairless church building everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling quadroon kitty cat Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518375) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Hairless church building Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519720) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: black regret You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518382) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Hairless church building I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519713) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: cruel-hearted appetizing personal credit line hall lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517877) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: black regret Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518040) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Hairless church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517779) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Lascivious base headpube 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: peach spectacular famous landscape painting pozpig or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517853) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: cruel-hearted appetizing personal credit line hall Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517878) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: Lascivious base headpube A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517952) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: peach spectacular famous landscape painting pozpig Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518153) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Lascivious base headpube Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518178) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: arrogant stage athletic conference If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518171) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: bearded old irish cottage Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517884) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: hot gaped pistol office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517908) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Razzle Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517913) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: sepia legend potus Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517966) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Swashbuckling giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517971) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Hairless church building now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518132) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Curious Puce Sandwich Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518174) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: Khaki gaping stock car No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517969) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Ultramarine talented feces wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518028) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: arrogant stage athletic conference cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518177) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: Ultramarine talented feces wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518195) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: arrogant stage athletic conference Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519287) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Ultramarine talented feces couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519289) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Godawful cheese-eating theater stage people who are hurt just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518155) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: peach spectacular famous landscape painting pozpig XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518163) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Khaki gaping stock car “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518180) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: peach spectacular famous landscape painting pozpig are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518187) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Godawful cheese-eating theater stage people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518351) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Khaki gaping stock car I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518415) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: Onyx vibrant business firm dingle berry No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518198) |