The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: Cowardly boltzmann Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
|
 |
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Angry national fanboi This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49515972) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: Cowardly boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516017) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Magical Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516019) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: massive station gunner I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516030) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Peach rough-skinned church if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516040) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Crusty mildly autistic blood rage yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: stimulating native Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516065) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Domesticated Hyperventilating Plaza Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518122) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: stimulating native Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518239) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518246) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: massive station gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518262) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Cowardly boltzmann boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516075) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Domesticated Hyperventilating Plaza Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Sick Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516062) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Cowardly boltzmann fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516073) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Crusty mildly autistic blood rage delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: rose nofapping faggot firefighter death wish poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516059) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Cowardly boltzmann poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516077) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516123) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Cowardly boltzmann I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516203) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516205) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Orange hairraiser home cuck I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516068) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Crusty mildly autistic blood rage dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516069) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Peach rough-skinned church lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516070) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516124) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Crusty mildly autistic blood rage oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516597) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: massive station gunner He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516606) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: slate therapy pervert pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Cowardly boltzmann I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516625) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: soul-stirring headpube brethren I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516071) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: aqua fragrant pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516081) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Spectacular fluffy french chef Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516085) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Startled avocado ticket booth love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516091) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516130) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: ungodly laser beams windowlicker Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516299) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Clear theater stage I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516308) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: rose nofapping faggot firefighter death wish Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516312) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Startled avocado ticket booth love of her life no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516343) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: rose nofapping faggot firefighter death wish who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516605) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Amber haunted graveyard He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516622) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: rose nofapping faggot firefighter death wish there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516630) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Cowardly boltzmann he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516635) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Amber haunted graveyard You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516696) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: rose nofapping faggot firefighter death wish So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516712) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518021) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Startled avocado ticket booth love of her life i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Cowardly boltzmann he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516631) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: chest-beating underhanded main people He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518006) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Amber haunted graveyard No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516619) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: aqua fragrant pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516370) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Cowardly boltzmann summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49516647) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: chest-beating underhanded main people You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518002) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Cowardly boltzmann I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518111) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: fantasy-prone ocher step-uncle's house masturbator So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518117) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: Cowardly boltzmann I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518131) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: slate therapy pervert the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Crusty mildly autistic blood rage he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518355) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: dead library He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518377) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Turquoise keepsake machete Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518009) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Brilliant tantric chapel double fault who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518029) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Clear theater stage I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518053) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Startled avocado ticket booth love of her life really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518065) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Cowardly boltzmann Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518112) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Multi-colored internal respiration theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518181) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: aqua fragrant pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518265) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: charismatic parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518379) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: yellow public bath Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518121) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Low-t Hominid Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518173) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: yellow public bath He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518322) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: Cowardly boltzmann I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518328) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Vermilion dashing location twinkling uncleanness Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518130) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518145) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: vigorous milky sandwich in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518234) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Floppy Nowag Piazza he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518238) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: vigorous milky sandwich sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518249) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: ungodly laser beams windowlicker Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518524) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Low-t Hominid a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: dead library thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518376) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Rusted motley personal credit line queen of the night how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518380) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: Plum half-breed 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518552) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: Startled avocado ticket booth love of her life she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518831) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Green Market Explain
How do you recognize her? |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: aqua fragrant pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518836) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: Green Market Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518893) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Startled avocado ticket booth love of her life You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49520505) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Green Market Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49520687) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: rose nofapping faggot firefighter death wish Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518837) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Plum half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49520825) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: chest-beating underhanded main people She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49518966) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Plum half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49520814) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Plum half-breed ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49520823) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Green Market If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49521731) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: slate therapy pervert oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49520493) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: aromatic chartreuse university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49520667) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Crusty mildly autistic blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49520671) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: laughsome big-titted striped hyena once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49520659) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Purple cracking party of the first part I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: ungodly laser beams windowlicker Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49520763) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Cowardly boltzmann That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49521177) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: Cowardly boltzmann Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49521181) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: hilarious geriatric roommate NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/en-en#49521756) |