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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
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chest-beating field boltzmann
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Floppy dilemma feces
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
chest-beating field boltzmann
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Cruel-hearted faggotry
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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Razzle Queen Of The Night Shrine
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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slippery ocher liquid oxygen hospital
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
Galvanic rigor
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khaki slap-happy heaven cuck
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Concupiscible plum round eye
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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slippery ocher liquid oxygen hospital
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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gaped associate
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mischievous den
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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mischievous den
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Floppy dilemma feces
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
mischievous den
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
mischievous den
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
mischievous den
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
mischievous den
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
mischievous den
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
beady-eyed headpube lay
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beady-eyed headpube lay
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Grizzly Institution Patrolman
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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big elite stag film
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
chrome flirting mad-dog skullcap people who are hurt
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Sepia buck-toothed office
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Green Gaping
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
big elite stag film
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Silver Nudist Crackhouse
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
effete glittery market pocket flask
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Coincidence that crows are black?
Zombie-like laughsome nursing home tattoo
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Lawman8 weeping
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mischievous den
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
Grizzly Institution Patrolman
  11/14/19
historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: chest-beating field boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Floppy dilemma feces

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: chest-beating field boltzmann

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted faggotry

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like laughsome nursing home tattoo

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: khaki slap-happy heaven cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651814)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: gaped associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653243)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legend love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Razzle Queen Of The Night Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: effete glittery market pocket flask

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: slippery ocher liquid oxygen hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: turquoise corner partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: slippery ocher liquid oxygen hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Galvanic rigor

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: khaki slap-happy heaven cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible plum round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: slippery ocher liquid oxygen hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: sticky carnelian laser beams electric furnace

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Tantric Irate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: gaped associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: mischievous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: mischievous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Floppy dilemma feces

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: mischievous den

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: mischievous den

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: mischievous den

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: mischievous den

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: mischievous den

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed headpube lay

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed headpube lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: bateful topaz temple

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic Aromatic Sweet Tailpipe Ticket Booth

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: big elite stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: chrome flirting mad-dog skullcap people who are hurt

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Sepia buck-toothed office

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Green Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: big elite stag film

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Silver Nudist Crackhouse

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: effete glittery market pocket flask

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Zombie-like laughsome nursing home tattoo

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Cowardly motley idiot mad cow disease

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: mischievous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: bateful topaz temple

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: apoplectic submissive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39467939)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Grizzly Institution Patrolman

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Odious pit cumskin



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