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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
insanely creepy rigor patrolman
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
supple kitty cat hairy legs
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
glittery crystalline athletic conference
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(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
glittery crystalline athletic conference
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
insanely creepy rigor patrolman
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
heady principal's office goyim
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
glittery crystalline athletic conference
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
heady principal's office goyim
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
glittery crystalline athletic conference
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
heady principal's office goyim
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
heady principal's office goyim
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
glittery crystalline athletic conference
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Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: supple kitty cat hairy legs



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: insanely creepy rigor patrolman

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: supple kitty cat hairy legs

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Boyish market tank

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: insecure unhinged sneaky criminal feces

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: flatulent national



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: talented church



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling newt institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: avocado state mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: green know-it-all incel

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Iridescent soul-stirring locus internal respiration



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: thirsty ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Iridescent soul-stirring locus internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: bateful sooty nursing home regret

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: flatulent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Fragrant cuck corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Iridescent soul-stirring locus internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: jade faggot firefighter background story

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Charismatic grizzly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: talented church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: heady principal's office goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: heady principal's office goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy rigor patrolman

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: heady principal's office goyim

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: heady principal's office goyim

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: heady principal's office goyim

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: heady principal's office goyim

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: heady principal's office goyim

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Galvanic stage legend

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Galvanic stage legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Onyx cerebral point fat ankles

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: swollen filthy whorehouse half-breed

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: confused violet clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: peach irate puppy ape

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: excitant psychic

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Silver Deep Ticket Booth Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: confused violet clown

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: elite beady-eyed tanning salon

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: green know-it-all incel

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: insecure unhinged sneaky criminal feces

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: bipolar comical field mother

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: heady principal's office goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Onyx cerebral point fat ankles

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: exciting theater stage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39467939)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: glittery crystalline athletic conference

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: vivacious lettuce church building



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