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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace | 12/16/25 |
| pearly rambunctious state ratface | 12/16/25 |
| Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace | 12/16/25 |
| pearly rambunctious state ratface | 12/16/25 |
| Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace | 12/16/25 |
| jet-lagged frisky place of business boltzmann | 12/20/25 |
| coiffed shimmering plaza | 12/19/25 |
| provocative white gaming laptop | 12/20/25 |
| shaky bright theatre | 12/19/25 |
| Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace | 12/20/25 |
| shaky bright theatre | 12/20/25 |
| provocative white gaming laptop | 12/20/25 |
| up-to-no-good anal french chef forum | 12/16/25 |
| provocative white gaming laptop | 12/20/25 |
| up-to-no-good anal french chef forum | 12/22/25 |
| aromatic depressive | 12/16/25 |
| Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace | 12/16/25 |
| aromatic depressive | 12/16/25 |
| Outnumbered Keepsake Machete Friendly Grandma | 12/16/25 |
| soul-stirring sound barrier | 12/19/25 |
| Outnumbered Keepsake Machete Friendly Grandma | 12/19/25 |
| stirring fuchsia affirmative action | 12/20/25 |
| frozen soggy gunner | 12/16/25 |
| medicated twinkling genital piercing wrinkle | 12/16/25 |
| provocative white gaming laptop | 12/20/25 |
| Odious windowlicker | 12/20/25 |
| khaki hell knife | 12/16/25 |
| laughsome headpube immigrant | 12/20/25 |
| khaki hell knife | 12/23/25 |
| pearly rambunctious state ratface | 12/16/25 |
| provocative white gaming laptop | 12/20/25 |
| ivory floppy international law enforcement agency address | 12/21/25 |
| pearly rambunctious state ratface | 12/16/25 |
| Odious windowlicker | 12/16/25 |
| khaki hell knife | 12/19/25 |
| Odious windowlicker | 12/19/25 |
| stubborn crackhouse mad cow disease | 12/19/25 |
| Electric Weed Whacker | 12/19/25 |
| Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace | 12/19/25 |
| Silver cracking famous landscape painting | 12/19/25 |
| Silver cracking famous landscape painting | 12/19/25 |
| Diverse cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| Electric Weed Whacker | 12/19/25 |
| Magenta Shrine | 12/19/25 |
| up-to-no-good anal french chef forum | 12/19/25 |
| jet-lagged frisky place of business boltzmann | 12/20/25 |
| titillating crawly pozpig cuckoldry | 12/22/25 |
| Insecure flushed puppy | 12/19/25 |
| drunken dragon indian lodge | 12/19/25 |
| Spectacular range | 12/19/25 |
| Odious windowlicker | 12/19/25 |
| Spectacular range | 12/19/25 |
| Aquamarine vibrant preventive strike | 12/20/25 |
| big multi-billionaire | 12/19/25 |
| dark deranged cuckold therapy | 12/19/25 |
| aromatic depressive | 12/19/25 |
| trip azn sex offender | 12/20/25 |
| Adventurous casino son of senegal | 12/19/25 |
| soul-stirring sound barrier | 12/19/25 |
| exhilarant henna corner wagecucks | 12/19/25 |
| concupiscible cerise scourge upon the earth | 12/20/25 |
| Bossy blood rage | 12/20/25 |
| Odious windowlicker | 12/20/25 |
| provocative white gaming laptop | 12/20/25 |
| trip azn sex offender | 12/20/25 |
| Contagious incel house | 12/20/25 |
| out-of-control community account boiling water | 12/20/25 |
| drunken dragon indian lodge | 12/20/25 |
| Contagious incel house | 12/21/25 |
| Silver cracking famous landscape painting | 12/20/25 |
| ivory floppy international law enforcement agency address | 12/20/25 |
| shaky bright theatre | 12/21/25 |
| ivory floppy international law enforcement agency address | 12/22/25 |
| shaky bright theatre | 12/23/25 |
| ivory floppy international law enforcement agency address | 12/23/25 |
| exciting ladyboy fanboi | 12/22/25 |
| stirring fuchsia affirmative action | 12/22/25 |
| stirring fuchsia affirmative action | 12/23/25 |
| Lime quadroon shitlib | 12/22/25 |
| titillating crawly pozpig cuckoldry | 12/22/25 |
| sienna half-breed mad-dog skullcap | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: pearly rambunctious state ratface This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: pearly rambunctious state ratface My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: jet-lagged frisky place of business boltzmann Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: coiffed shimmering plaza It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: provocative white gaming laptop Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: shaky bright theatre You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: shaky bright theatre glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: provocative white gaming laptop You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: up-to-no-good anal french chef forum $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: provocative white gaming laptop Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: up-to-no-good anal french chef forum thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: aromatic depressive 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: aromatic depressive investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Outnumbered Keepsake Machete Friendly Grandma $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: soul-stirring sound barrier I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Outnumbered Keepsake Machete Friendly Grandma good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: stirring fuchsia affirmative action $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: frozen soggy gunner six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: medicated twinkling genital piercing wrinkle 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: provocative white gaming laptop Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Odious windowlicker what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: khaki hell knife 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: laughsome headpube immigrant me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: khaki hell knife It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: pearly rambunctious state ratface 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: provocative white gaming laptop the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: ivory floppy international law enforcement agency address Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: pearly rambunctious state ratface I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Odious windowlicker mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: khaki hell knife In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Odious windowlicker yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: stubborn crackhouse mad cow disease Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Electric Weed Whacker 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Brass vivacious meetinghouse electric furnace fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Silver cracking famous landscape painting A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Silver cracking famous landscape painting OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Diverse cruise ship A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Electric Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Magenta Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: up-to-no-good anal french chef forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: jet-lagged frisky place of business boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: titillating crawly pozpig cuckoldry Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Insecure flushed puppy $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: drunken dragon indian lodge can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Spectacular range Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Odious windowlicker nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Spectacular range Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Aquamarine vibrant preventive strike You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: big multi-billionaire Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: dark deranged cuckold therapy Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: aromatic depressive damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: trip azn sex offender Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Adventurous casino son of senegal Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: soul-stirring sound barrier 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: exhilarant henna corner wagecucks Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: concupiscible cerise scourge upon the earth 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Bossy blood rage 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Odious windowlicker 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: provocative white gaming laptop Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: trip azn sex offender 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Contagious incel house literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: out-of-control community account boiling water I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: drunken dragon indian lodge so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Contagious incel house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Silver cracking famous landscape painting 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: ivory floppy international law enforcement agency address Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: shaky bright theatre how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: ivory floppy international law enforcement agency address I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: shaky bright theatre 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: ivory floppy international law enforcement agency address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: exciting ladyboy fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: stirring fuchsia affirmative action Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: stirring fuchsia affirmative action $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Lime quadroon shitlib $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: titillating crawly pozpig cuckoldry I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: sienna half-breed mad-dog skullcap 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49598250) |