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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: medicated provocative gay wizard prole 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: sienna temple reading party This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: medicated provocative gay wizard prole lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: sienna temple reading party My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: medicated provocative gay wizard prole You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: razzle milky hunting ground scourge upon the earth Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: lake effete parlour It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Citrine galvanic hell wrinkle Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: electric poppy dragon You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: medicated provocative gay wizard prole brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: electric poppy dragon glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Citrine galvanic hell wrinkle You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Swashbuckling private investor forum $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Citrine galvanic hell wrinkle Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Swashbuckling private investor forum thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Garnet marvelous ladyboy community account 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: medicated provocative gay wizard prole ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Garnet marvelous ladyboy community account investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: grizzly submissive gas station candlestick maker $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Cordovan Sexy Trump Supporter Fanboi I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: grizzly submissive gas station candlestick maker good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: abusive navy point gaming laptop $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Charcoal 180 coffee pot six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: swollen theater 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Citrine galvanic hell wrinkle Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: mint excitant new version what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: sinister stirring lay yarmulke 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: multi-colored cuckold me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: sinister stirring lay yarmulke It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: sienna temple reading party 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Citrine galvanic hell wrinkle the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: chrome erotic office dog poop Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: sienna temple reading party I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: mint excitant new version mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: sinister stirring lay yarmulke In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: mint excitant new version yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: bearded hateful brethren Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: razzmatazz puce striped hyena goyim 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: medicated provocative gay wizard prole fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Yapping casino A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Yapping casino OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Exhilarant outnumbered principal's office A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: razzmatazz puce striped hyena goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Wonderful Home Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Swashbuckling private investor forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: razzle milky hunting ground scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Ultramarine friendly grandma school Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Kink-friendly step-uncle's house macaca $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Cracking ocher heaven can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: fiercely-loyal amethyst theatre Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: mint excitant new version nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: fiercely-loyal amethyst theatre Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Passionate mahogany orchestra pit You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Blathering factory reset button state Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Thriller red hospital foreskin Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Garnet marvelous ladyboy community account damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: lavender tanning salon useless brakes Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: curious pea-brained stage Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Cordovan Sexy Trump Supporter Fanboi 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: walnut dashing mental disorder Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: orange degenerate native 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Stubborn sanctuary wagecucks 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: mint excitant new version 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Citrine galvanic hell wrinkle Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: lavender tanning salon useless brakes 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: exciting space literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: heady resort elastic band I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Cracking ocher heaven so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: exciting space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Yapping casino 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: chrome erotic office dog poop Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: electric poppy dragon how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: chrome erotic office dog poop I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: electric poppy dragon 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49534941) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: abusive navy point gaming laptop Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: abusive navy point gaming laptop $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Ultramarine friendly grandma school I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: claret cocky travel guidebook 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49598250) |