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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| saffron windowlicker | 12/16/25 |
| cerebral potus hairy legs | 12/16/25 |
| saffron windowlicker | 12/16/25 |
| cerebral potus hairy legs | 12/16/25 |
| saffron windowlicker | 12/16/25 |
| Charcoal bipolar gas station hominid | 12/20/25 |
| Marvelous Base Affirmative Action | 12/19/25 |
| Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| Doobsian party of the first part space | 12/19/25 |
| saffron windowlicker | 12/20/25 |
| Doobsian party of the first part space | 12/20/25 |
| Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| Appetizing gold ladyboy | 12/16/25 |
| Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| Appetizing gold ladyboy | 12/22/25 |
| beady-eyed flatulent station rigpig | 12/16/25 |
| saffron windowlicker | 12/16/25 |
| beady-eyed flatulent station rigpig | 12/16/25 |
| Odious bespoke old irish cottage | 12/16/25 |
| cerise lodge travel guidebook | 12/19/25 |
| Odious bespoke old irish cottage | 12/19/25 |
| chartreuse ticket booth main people | 12/20/25 |
| Lake school roast beef | 12/16/25 |
| frozen comical stag film personal credit line | 12/16/25 |
| Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| Mind-boggling church building tank | 12/20/25 |
| Transparent Legal Warrant Plaza | 12/16/25 |
| milky toilet seat | 12/20/25 |
| Transparent Legal Warrant Plaza | 12/23/25 |
| cerebral potus hairy legs | 12/16/25 |
| Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| Charismatic Unhinged Fat Ankles | 12/21/25 |
| cerebral potus hairy legs | 12/16/25 |
| Mind-boggling church building tank | 12/16/25 |
| Transparent Legal Warrant Plaza | 12/19/25 |
| Mind-boggling church building tank | 12/19/25 |
| hairless kitty cat | 12/19/25 |
| Umber Chapel | 12/19/25 |
| saffron windowlicker | 12/19/25 |
| Cyan area dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| Cyan area dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| Hideous Overrated Address | 12/19/25 |
| Umber Chapel | 12/19/25 |
| vigorous gaping | 12/19/25 |
| Appetizing gold ladyboy | 12/19/25 |
| Charcoal bipolar gas station hominid | 12/20/25 |
| spectacular resort | 12/22/25 |
| coiffed wonderful karate | 12/19/25 |
| curious bonkers candlestick maker multi-billionaire | 12/19/25 |
| green razzmatazz marketing idea half-breed | 12/19/25 |
| Mind-boggling church building tank | 12/19/25 |
| green razzmatazz marketing idea half-breed | 12/19/25 |
| lime factory reset button | 12/20/25 |
| Trip new version | 12/19/25 |
| Spruce lettuce therapy | 12/19/25 |
| beady-eyed flatulent station rigpig | 12/19/25 |
| Domesticated Misunderstood Locale Regret | 12/20/25 |
| Translucent insecure trust fund | 12/19/25 |
| cerise lodge travel guidebook | 12/19/25 |
| White Contagious Depressive Theatre | 12/19/25 |
| Violent Love Of Her Life Abode | 12/20/25 |
| tripping coldplay fan box office | 12/20/25 |
| Mind-boggling church building tank | 12/20/25 |
| Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| Domesticated Misunderstood Locale Regret | 12/20/25 |
| dead soul-stirring public bath | 12/20/25 |
| 180 unholy round eye location | 12/20/25 |
| curious bonkers candlestick maker multi-billionaire | 12/20/25 |
| dead soul-stirring public bath | 12/21/25 |
| Cyan area dopamine | 12/20/25 |
| Charismatic Unhinged Fat Ankles | 12/20/25 |
| Doobsian party of the first part space | 12/21/25 |
| Charismatic Unhinged Fat Ankles | 12/22/25 |
| Doobsian party of the first part space | 12/23/25 |
| Charismatic Unhinged Fat Ankles | 12/23/25 |
| pale kitty | 12/22/25 |
| chartreuse ticket booth main people | 12/22/25 |
| chartreuse ticket booth main people | 12/23/25 |
| Arousing theater stage french chef | 12/22/25 |
| spectacular resort | 12/22/25 |
| ebony national | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: saffron windowlicker 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: cerebral potus hairy legs This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: saffron windowlicker lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: cerebral potus hairy legs My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: saffron windowlicker You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Charcoal bipolar gas station hominid Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Marvelous Base Affirmative Action It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Doobsian party of the first part space You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: saffron windowlicker brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Doobsian party of the first part space glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Appetizing gold ladyboy $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Appetizing gold ladyboy thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: beady-eyed flatulent station rigpig 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: saffron windowlicker ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: beady-eyed flatulent station rigpig investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Odious bespoke old irish cottage $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: cerise lodge travel guidebook I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Odious bespoke old irish cottage good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: chartreuse ticket booth main people $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Lake school roast beef six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: frozen comical stag film personal credit line 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Mind-boggling church building tank what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Transparent Legal Warrant Plaza 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: milky toilet seat me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Transparent Legal Warrant Plaza It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: cerebral potus hairy legs 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Charismatic Unhinged Fat Ankles Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: cerebral potus hairy legs I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Mind-boggling church building tank mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Transparent Legal Warrant Plaza In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Mind-boggling church building tank yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: hairless kitty cat Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Umber Chapel 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: saffron windowlicker fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Cyan area dopamine A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Cyan area dopamine OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Hideous Overrated Address A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Umber Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: vigorous gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Appetizing gold ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Charcoal bipolar gas station hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: spectacular resort Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: coiffed wonderful karate $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: curious bonkers candlestick maker multi-billionaire can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: green razzmatazz marketing idea half-breed Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling church building tank nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: green razzmatazz marketing idea half-breed Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: lime factory reset button You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Trip new version Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Spruce lettuce therapy Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: beady-eyed flatulent station rigpig damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Domesticated Misunderstood Locale Regret Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Translucent insecure trust fund Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: cerise lodge travel guidebook 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: White Contagious Depressive Theatre Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Violent Love Of Her Life Abode 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: tripping coldplay fan box office 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Mind-boggling church building tank 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Excitant Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Domesticated Misunderstood Locale Regret 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: dead soul-stirring public bath literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: 180 unholy round eye location I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: curious bonkers candlestick maker multi-billionaire so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: dead soul-stirring public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Cyan area dopamine 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Charismatic Unhinged Fat Ankles Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Doobsian party of the first part space how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Charismatic Unhinged Fat Ankles I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Doobsian party of the first part space 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Charismatic Unhinged Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: pale kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: chartreuse ticket booth main people Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: chartreuse ticket booth main people $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Arousing theater stage french chef $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: spectacular resort I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: ebony national 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49598250) |