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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Coral nibblets internal respiration | 12/16/25 |
| primrose pontificating shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| Coral nibblets internal respiration | 12/16/25 |
| primrose pontificating shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| Coral nibblets internal respiration | 12/16/25 |
| very tactful bat-shit-crazy son of senegal | 12/20/25 |
| impertinent brindle deer antler | 12/19/25 |
| transparent exciting crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| sickened green antidepressant drug | 12/19/25 |
| Coral nibblets internal respiration | 12/20/25 |
| sickened green antidepressant drug | 12/20/25 |
| transparent exciting crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| Mewling dopamine trump supporter | 12/16/25 |
| transparent exciting crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| Mewling dopamine trump supporter | 12/22/25 |
| rose hell | 12/16/25 |
| Coral nibblets internal respiration | 12/16/25 |
| rose hell | 12/16/25 |
| lime misanthropic property love of her life | 12/16/25 |
| judgmental abnormal wrinkle | 12/19/25 |
| lime misanthropic property love of her life | 12/19/25 |
| Mustard Philosopher-king | 12/20/25 |
| cracking alcoholic home digit ratio | 12/16/25 |
| Burgundy dragon | 12/16/25 |
| transparent exciting crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| Rebellious Scarlet Cumskin Business Firm | 12/20/25 |
| Odious Office Friendly Grandma | 12/16/25 |
| out-of-control medicated lay | 12/20/25 |
| Odious Office Friendly Grandma | 12/23/25 |
| primrose pontificating shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| transparent exciting crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| self-absorbed costumed skinny woman | 12/21/25 |
| primrose pontificating shitlib | 12/16/25 |
| Rebellious Scarlet Cumskin Business Firm | 12/16/25 |
| Odious Office Friendly Grandma | 12/19/25 |
| Rebellious Scarlet Cumskin Business Firm | 12/19/25 |
| Autistic painfully honest abode | 12/19/25 |
| Talented kink-friendly indirect expression degenerate | 12/19/25 |
| Coral nibblets internal respiration | 12/19/25 |
| Provocative native | 12/19/25 |
| Provocative native | 12/19/25 |
| Boyish alcoholic messiness | 12/19/25 |
| Talented kink-friendly indirect expression degenerate | 12/19/25 |
| Marvelous theater stage twinkling uncleanness | 12/19/25 |
| Mewling dopamine trump supporter | 12/19/25 |
| very tactful bat-shit-crazy son of senegal | 12/20/25 |
| Iridescent Racy Tanning Salon | 12/22/25 |
| exhilarant yarmulke | 12/19/25 |
| Indigo base | 12/19/25 |
| obsidian depressive | 12/19/25 |
| Rebellious Scarlet Cumskin Business Firm | 12/19/25 |
| obsidian depressive | 12/19/25 |
| Violent range legal warrant | 12/20/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle bronze incel | 12/19/25 |
| impressive keepsake machete | 12/19/25 |
| rose hell | 12/19/25 |
| translucent crotch | 12/20/25 |
| swashbuckling bull headed prole mad cow disease | 12/19/25 |
| judgmental abnormal wrinkle | 12/19/25 |
| abusive appetizing theatre | 12/19/25 |
| mildly autistic school cafeteria persian | 12/20/25 |
| citrine church building | 12/20/25 |
| Rebellious Scarlet Cumskin Business Firm | 12/20/25 |
| transparent exciting crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| translucent crotch | 12/20/25 |
| khaki pit boiling water | 12/20/25 |
| Shaky Zombie-like Resort Pozpig | 12/20/25 |
| Indigo base | 12/20/25 |
| khaki pit boiling water | 12/21/25 |
| Provocative native | 12/20/25 |
| self-absorbed costumed skinny woman | 12/20/25 |
| sickened green antidepressant drug | 12/21/25 |
| self-absorbed costumed skinny woman | 12/22/25 |
| sickened green antidepressant drug | 12/23/25 |
| self-absorbed costumed skinny woman | 12/23/25 |
| Bateful dark piazza telephone | 12/22/25 |
| Mustard Philosopher-king | 12/22/25 |
| Mustard Philosopher-king | 12/23/25 |
| big lake faggotry gay wizard | 12/22/25 |
| Iridescent Racy Tanning Salon | 12/22/25 |
| Curious toilet seat ticket booth | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Coral nibblets internal respiration 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: primrose pontificating shitlib This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Coral nibblets internal respiration lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: primrose pontificating shitlib My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Coral nibblets internal respiration You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: very tactful bat-shit-crazy son of senegal Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: impertinent brindle deer antler It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: transparent exciting crackhouse Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: sickened green antidepressant drug You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Coral nibblets internal respiration brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: sickened green antidepressant drug glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: transparent exciting crackhouse You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Mewling dopamine trump supporter $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: transparent exciting crackhouse Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Mewling dopamine trump supporter thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: rose hell 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Coral nibblets internal respiration ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: rose hell investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: lime misanthropic property love of her life $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: judgmental abnormal wrinkle I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: lime misanthropic property love of her life good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Mustard Philosopher-king $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: cracking alcoholic home digit ratio six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Burgundy dragon 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: transparent exciting crackhouse Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Rebellious Scarlet Cumskin Business Firm what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Odious Office Friendly Grandma 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: out-of-control medicated lay me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Odious Office Friendly Grandma It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: primrose pontificating shitlib 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: transparent exciting crackhouse the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: self-absorbed costumed skinny woman Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: primrose pontificating shitlib I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Rebellious Scarlet Cumskin Business Firm mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Odious Office Friendly Grandma In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Rebellious Scarlet Cumskin Business Firm yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Autistic painfully honest abode Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Talented kink-friendly indirect expression degenerate 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Coral nibblets internal respiration fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Provocative native A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Provocative native OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Boyish alcoholic messiness A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Talented kink-friendly indirect expression degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Marvelous theater stage twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Mewling dopamine trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: very tactful bat-shit-crazy son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Iridescent Racy Tanning Salon Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: exhilarant yarmulke $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Indigo base can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: obsidian depressive Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Rebellious Scarlet Cumskin Business Firm nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: obsidian depressive Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Violent range legal warrant You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle bronze incel Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: impressive keepsake machete Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: rose hell damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: translucent crotch Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: swashbuckling bull headed prole mad cow disease Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: judgmental abnormal wrinkle 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: abusive appetizing theatre Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: mildly autistic school cafeteria persian 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: citrine church building 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Rebellious Scarlet Cumskin Business Firm 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: transparent exciting crackhouse Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: translucent crotch 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: khaki pit boiling water literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Shaky Zombie-like Resort Pozpig I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Indigo base so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: khaki pit boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Provocative native 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: self-absorbed costumed skinny woman Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: sickened green antidepressant drug how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: self-absorbed costumed skinny woman I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: sickened green antidepressant drug 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: self-absorbed costumed skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Bateful dark piazza telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Mustard Philosopher-king Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Mustard Philosopher-king $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: big lake faggotry gay wizard $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Iridescent Racy Tanning Salon I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Curious toilet seat ticket booth 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en#49598250) |