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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Concupiscible Onyx Friendly Grandma
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
citrine piazza goyim
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Salmon area
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Concupiscible Onyx Friendly Grandma
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Salmon area
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(((crows)))
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Salmon area
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
citrine piazza goyim
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
impressive lascivious principal's office
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Salmon area
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Salmon area
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
impressive lascivious principal's office
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Salmon area
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
impressive lascivious principal's office
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Salmon area
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
impressive lascivious principal's office
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Salmon area
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Salmon area
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Wow! Prophetic.
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Impertinent Old Irish Cottage Idea He Suggested
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Salmon area
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green cumskin
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
well-lubricated hall
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Salmon area

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible Onyx Friendly Grandma



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: citrine piazza goyim

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Salmon area

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible Onyx Friendly Grandma

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Salmon area

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: bearded odious box office

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Bateful sapphire temple

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Sadistic slate ladyboy



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Rough-skinned sneaky criminal



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Tan beady-eyed travel guidebook state



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: glittery partner



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: well-lubricated hall

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: topaz menage pistol



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Exciting scarlet locale



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: topaz menage pistol



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Mischievous mexican

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Sadistic slate ladyboy



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: orchid soul-stirring chapel



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Salmon area

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: topaz menage pistol



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Irradiated sepia step-uncle's house pozpig

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: bronze spectacular stag film coffee pot



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Rough-skinned sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: impressive lascivious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Salmon area

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: impressive lascivious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Salmon area

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: citrine piazza goyim

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: impressive lascivious principal's office

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Salmon area

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: impressive lascivious principal's office

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Salmon area

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: impressive lascivious principal's office

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Salmon area

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: impressive lascivious principal's office

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Salmon area

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: impressive lascivious principal's office

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Salmon area

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Salmon area

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Impertinent Old Irish Cottage Idea He Suggested

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Impertinent Old Irish Cottage Idea He Suggested



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth faggotry

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Salmon area



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital roast beef

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: green cumskin



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling mint tanning salon background story

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Stimulating Address

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: comical casino liquid oxygen



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: green cumskin

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: rusted dog poop home

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: well-lubricated hall

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Bateful sapphire temple

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: fluffy electric furnace

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: impressive lascivious principal's office



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Salmon area

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth faggotry

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Ruby marvelous property organic girlfriend



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Salmon area

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Floppy Personal Credit Line Business Firm



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