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ITT humorous verses from Scripture

Matthew 26:25 (The Message) Then Judas, already turned trai...
Soul-stirring den
  09/15/24
Two Can Play Dat Game, said Jesus
Aggressive orchid blood rage
  09/15/24
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  10/05/24
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angry library
  05/24/26
2 Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and...
Soul-stirring den
  09/15/24
entirety of Ezekiel 23
coiffed milk
  09/15/24
feminists both outraged and turned on
Soul-stirring den
  09/15/24
Mark 10:51 "What do you want me to do for you?” ...
Soul-stirring den
  09/15/24
John 1:46 "Can anything good come out of a backwater s...
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  09/15/24
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sticky big theatre brethren
  10/05/24
Judges 1:19 And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out...
Tantric Twinkling Puppy Address
  10/05/24
Anyways, gotta go!
Soul-stirring den
  10/05/24
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Soul-stirring den
  10/27/24
I loved Jacob, but I hated Esau lol.
Soul-stirring den
  11/21/24
lawyer in Luke 10 should have pressed Jesus on the good Sama...
Soul-stirring den
  12/07/24
Joshua 13:1 Now when Joshua was old and advanced in years; t...
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  12/07/24
To Job: Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Ea...
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  05/24/26


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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den

Matthew 26:25 (The Message)

Then Judas, already turned traitor, said, "it isn't me, is it, Rabbi?" Jesus said, "don't play games with me, Judas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48090867)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: Aggressive orchid blood rage

Two Can Play Dat Game, said Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48090935)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48166421)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: angry library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#49898788)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den

2 Kings 2:23-24

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48090876)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: coiffed milk

entirety of Ezekiel 23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48090928)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den

feminists both outraged and turned on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48091099)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den

Mark 10:51

"What do you want me to do for you?” Jesus asked him.

The blind man said, “dude, I want to see."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48091082)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den

John 1:46

"Can anything good come out of a backwater shithole like Nazareth?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48091093)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: sticky big theatre brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48166440)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Tantric Twinkling Puppy Address

Judges 1:19

And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48166483)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 3:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den

Anyways, gotta go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48166785)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48246077)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den

I loved Jacob, but I hated Esau lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48364848)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring den

lawyer in Luke 10 should have pressed Jesus on the good Samaritan bit

"not trying to split hairs on the neighbor thing Jesus, but are we saying every living person is my neighbor? all the time or only in distress? self-inflicted harm or abused by others in crimes of opportunity? lets say I witnessed the alleged attack, I'm supposed to be neighbor to the robbers too, how do I know these men weren't doling out justice on a fugitive? why use the term neighbor at all if we mean any person? you didn't specify the ethnicity of the injured party either. email me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48421340)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den

Joshua 13:1 Now when Joshua was old and advanced in years; the Lord said unto him: “Thou art old and advanced in years..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#48422584)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den

To Job: Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Earth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2/en-en#49898785)