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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Arousing harsh love of her life set
  12/08/25
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Arousing harsh love of her life set
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
submissive nighttime black woman sanctuary
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Poppy swashbuckling theatre
  12/12/25
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Multi-colored Lime Hell Deer Antler
  12/17/25
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Splenetic Maroon School Cafeteria Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
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Lascivious bearded sex offender
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
contagious indirect expression weed whacker
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Arousing harsh love of her life set
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
contagious indirect expression weed whacker
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Arousing harsh love of her life set
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
self-absorbed orchid hall
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Arousing harsh love of her life set
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Charcoal fantasy-prone principal's office
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Arousing harsh love of her life set
  12/18/25
lol
orange sneaky criminal office
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Charcoal fantasy-prone principal's office
  12/17/25
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Arousing harsh love of her life set
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Multi-colored Lime Hell Deer Antler
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Grizzly Charismatic Stage
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
orange sneaky criminal office
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Multi-colored Lime Hell Deer Antler
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Grizzly Charismatic Stage
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Multi-colored Lime Hell Deer Antler
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Tantric stock car parlour
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
aggressive cracking jap parlor
  12/17/25
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Concupiscible jet affirmative action
  12/17/25
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chocolate goal in life
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Stimulating Hairy Legs Spot
  12/17/25
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Avocado bateful church building
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Arousing harsh love of her life set
  12/17/25
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black cruise ship
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Pontificating ticket booth gaping
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Filthy cumskin
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Tantric stock car parlour
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Filthy cumskin
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Tantric stock car parlour
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Filthy cumskin
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
smoky boiling water
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Grizzly Charismatic Stage
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Pontificating ticket booth gaping
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Grizzly Charismatic Stage
  12/17/25
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smoky boiling water
  12/17/25
I am not!
Pontificating ticket booth gaping
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
carmine meetinghouse
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Arousing harsh love of her life set

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Arousing harsh love of her life set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: submissive nighttime black woman sanctuary

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Poppy swashbuckling theatre

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lime Hell Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Splenetic Maroon School Cafeteria Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Lascivious bearded sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: contagious indirect expression weed whacker

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Arousing harsh love of her life set

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: contagious indirect expression weed whacker

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Arousing harsh love of her life set

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed orchid hall

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Arousing harsh love of her life set

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Charcoal fantasy-prone principal's office

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Arousing harsh love of her life set

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: orange sneaky criminal office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Charcoal fantasy-prone principal's office

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Arousing harsh love of her life set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lime Hell Deer Antler

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Grizzly Charismatic Stage

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: orange sneaky criminal office

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lime Hell Deer Antler

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Grizzly Charismatic Stage

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lime Hell Deer Antler

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Tantric stock car parlour

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: aggressive cracking jap parlor

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible jet affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: chocolate goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Stimulating Hairy Legs Spot

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Avocado bateful church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Arousing harsh love of her life set

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: black cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Pontificating ticket booth gaping

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Filthy cumskin

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Tantric stock car parlour

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Filthy cumskin

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Tantric stock car parlour

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Filthy cumskin

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: smoky boiling water

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Grizzly Charismatic Stage

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Pontificating ticket booth gaping

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Grizzly Charismatic Stage

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: smoky boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Pontificating ticket booth gaping

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: carmine meetinghouse

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/en-en#49518198)