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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
Orange Excitant Whorehouse
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
aphrodisiac white shrine
  12/23/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
Orange Excitant Whorehouse
  12/23/25
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Gay parlor half-breed
  12/23/25
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flushed stead pervert
  12/23/25
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Gay parlor half-breed
  12/23/25
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soggy slippery toaster site
  12/23/25
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Gay parlor half-breed
  12/23/25
"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
razzle-dazzle pisswyrm gaping
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
bearded area mexican
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Dashing trailer park
  12/30/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
Adulterous mahogany volcanic crater
  12/24/25
...
bearded area mexican
  12/29/25
...
Dashing trailer park
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
jade associate
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Gay parlor half-breed
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jade associate
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Gay parlor half-breed
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flushed stead pervert
  12/23/25
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Gay parlor half-breed
  12/23/25
tp
deep kitty cat
  12/30/25
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Gay parlor half-breed
  12/31/25
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Flirting background story mad cow disease
  01/14/26
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  01/14/26
I love cum and cocks brother
comical stage gunner
  12/23/25
...
Charcoal rough-skinned striped hyena field
  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
Brindle Charismatic Center Athletic Conference
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
flushed stead pervert
  12/23/25
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Gay parlor half-breed
  12/23/25
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arousing mauve preventive strike stag film
  12/23/25
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Gay parlor half-breed
  12/23/25
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aphrodisiac white shrine
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
green rehab cuckoldry
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
flushed stead pervert
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
green rehab cuckoldry
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
flushed stead pervert
  12/23/25
...
exhilarant crusty kitchen marketing idea
  12/24/25
...
hairraiser shimmering native
  12/24/25
ran here
Dashing trailer park
  12/23/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
yapping citrine scourge upon the earth
  12/23/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/23/25
...
jade associate
  12/23/25
"tp."
deep kitty cat
  12/31/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
Blathering range
  12/23/25
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Gay parlor half-breed
  12/23/25
...
aphrodisiac white shrine
  12/23/25
...
deep kitty cat
  12/23/25
...
arousing mauve preventive strike stag film
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
Misunderstood Genital Piercing
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
Twinkling doctorate
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
painfully honest pit legend
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
Adulterous mahogany volcanic crater
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
flushed stead pervert
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
vigorous clown rigor
  12/23/25
...
judgmental burgundy laser beams
  12/23/25
tp
deep kitty cat
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
amethyst demanding round eye orchestra pit
  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
flushed stead pervert
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
insecure stock car school
  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
deep kitty cat
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
insecure stock car school
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
green rehab cuckoldry
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
Orange Excitant Whorehouse
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
green rehab cuckoldry
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
Orange Excitant Whorehouse
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
impertinent house
  12/23/25
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green rehab cuckoldry
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
Orange Excitant Whorehouse
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
trip locus
  12/23/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
impertinent house
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
Boyish hideous space
  12/23/25
Thanks!
Dashing trailer park
  12/23/25
...
impertinent house
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
green rehab cuckoldry
  12/23/25
...
Fishy bat-shit-crazy chapel
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
thirsty tanning salon
  12/23/25
...
Bipolar Senate Shitlib
  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
flushed stead pervert
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
shaky razzle knife
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
thriller carnelian base
  12/23/25
Woah, CR
deep kitty cat
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/23/25
...
deep kitty cat
  12/24/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
big voyeur heaven
  12/23/25
tp.
deep kitty cat
  12/31/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/31/25
...
scarlet sanctuary jewess
  01/09/26
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  01/15/26
mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
Maize national roast beef
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
flushed stead pervert
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
Racy factory reset button
  12/24/25
...
Adulterous mahogany volcanic crater
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
bearded area mexican
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
Anal ticket booth main people
  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
green rehab cuckoldry
  12/24/25
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Indecent self-centered university queen of the night
  12/30/25
...
bearded area mexican
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
Titillating church building dog poop
  12/24/25
...
Flirting background story mad cow disease
  01/14/26
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
brilliant point
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
Racy factory reset button
  12/24/25
tp
deep kitty cat
  12/31/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/31/25
here’s the thing about peterman and doobs when doob...
Passionate Party Of The First Part Property
  12/24/25
...
provocative meetinghouse turdskin
  12/24/25
...
bearded area mexican
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
exhilarant crusty kitchen marketing idea
  12/24/25
tp
deep kitty cat
  12/31/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
Boyish hideous space
  12/24/25
tp
deep kitty cat
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
shaky razzle knife
  12/24/25
...
deep kitty cat
  12/24/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
deep kitty cat
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
deep kitty cat
  12/30/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
hairraiser shimmering native
  12/24/25
"tp."
deep kitty cat
  12/30/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  12/31/25
...
Orchid cerebral theater stage
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
disrespectful abnormal stage
  12/24/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
turquoise nibblets liquid oxygen
  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
Lemon crackhouse dysfunction
  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
Light concupiscible temple
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
laughsome fuchsia headpube sweet tailpipe
  12/29/25
this was also boom
bearded area mexican
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
diverse mood public bath
  12/29/25
This.
Vivacious friendly grandma hall
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
Maize national roast beef
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
zippy heady depressive
  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
exciting idiotic lay
  12/30/25
tp.
deep kitty cat
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
deep kitty cat
  12/30/25
Inuit man
saffron macaca
  12/30/25
tp
deep kitty cat
  12/30/25
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
buck-toothed learning disabled french chef
  01/09/26
180^180
Gay parlor half-breed
  01/09/26
...
scarlet sanctuary jewess
  01/14/26
...
Gay parlor half-breed
  01/17/26


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Orange Excitant Whorehouse

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac white shrine

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Orange Excitant Whorehouse

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: flushed stead pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: soggy slippery toaster site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535572)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pisswyrm gaping

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: bearded area mexican

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Dashing trailer park

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Adulterous mahogany volcanic crater

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: bearded area mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Dashing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: jade associate

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: jade associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: flushed stead pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Flirting background story mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: comical stage gunner

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Charcoal rough-skinned striped hyena field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548918)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Brindle Charismatic Center Athletic Conference

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: flushed stead pervert

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: arousing mauve preventive strike stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac white shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: green rehab cuckoldry

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: flushed stead pervert

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: green rehab cuckoldry

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: flushed stead pervert

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: exhilarant crusty kitchen marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537113)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: hairraiser shimmering native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537126)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Dashing trailer park

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: yapping citrine scourge upon the earth

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534403)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: jade associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534689)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552247)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Blathering range

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac white shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: deep kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535803)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: arousing mauve preventive strike stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Misunderstood Genital Piercing

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Twinkling doctorate

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: painfully honest pit legend

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Adulterous mahogany volcanic crater

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: flushed stead pervert

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: vigorous clown rigor

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: judgmental burgundy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: amethyst demanding round eye orchestra pit

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: flushed stead pervert

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: insecure stock car school

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: insecure stock car school

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: green rehab cuckoldry

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Orange Excitant Whorehouse

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: green rehab cuckoldry

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Orange Excitant Whorehouse

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: impertinent house

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: green rehab cuckoldry

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Orange Excitant Whorehouse

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: trip locus

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: impertinent house

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Boyish hideous space

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Dashing trailer park

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: impertinent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: green rehab cuckoldry

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Fishy bat-shit-crazy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: thirsty tanning salon

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Bipolar Senate Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: flushed stead pervert

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: shaky razzle knife

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: thriller carnelian base

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: deep kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: big voyeur heaven

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: scarlet sanctuary jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Maize national roast beef

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: flushed stead pervert

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Racy factory reset button

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Adulterous mahogany volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: bearded area mexican

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Anal ticket booth main people

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: green rehab cuckoldry

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Indecent self-centered university queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: bearded area mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Titillating church building dog poop

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Flirting background story mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: brilliant point

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Racy factory reset button

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Passionate Party Of The First Part Property

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: provocative meetinghouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: bearded area mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: exhilarant crusty kitchen marketing idea

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Boyish hideous space

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: shaky razzle knife

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: deep kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: hairraiser shimmering native

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: disrespectful abnormal stage

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: turquoise nibblets liquid oxygen

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Lemon crackhouse dysfunction

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Light concupiscible temple

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: laughsome fuchsia headpube sweet tailpipe

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: bearded area mexican

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: diverse mood public bath

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma hall

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Maize national roast beef

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: zippy heady depressive

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: exciting idiotic lay

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: saffron macaca

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: deep kitty cat

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: buck-toothed learning disabled french chef

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/en-en#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Gay parlor half-breed

180^180

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