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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
burgundy market faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Self-absorbed office
  05/27/25
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burgundy market faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
cerebral persian pisswyrm
  05/27/25
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burgundy market faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
angry locus
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
chartreuse psychic garrison
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
Laughsome pearl space
  05/27/25
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Wine den personal credit line
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
vivacious lavender field azn
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
burgundy market faggot firefighter
  05/28/25
jfc
Charcoal swollen prole
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
razzmatazz locale tank
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: burgundy market faggot firefighter

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Self-absorbed office

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: burgundy market faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966240)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: cerebral persian pisswyrm

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: burgundy market faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: angry locus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: chartreuse psychic garrison

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Laughsome pearl space

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Wine den personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966256)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: vivacious lavender field azn

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: burgundy market faggot firefighter

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Charcoal swollen prole

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz locale tank

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966805)