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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Cerise toaster
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
indigo station feces
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
mewling dragon becky
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
sooty factory reset button cuck
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
claret messiness lodge
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
fuchsia gay wizard heaven
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
blathering rehab kitty
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Multi-colored address fat ankles
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Bespoke Twinkling Menage Codepig
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Charcoal set
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Talented Flirting Jap Point
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
heady cobalt space
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
ungodly frozen keepsake machete
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Crimson zippy hospital
  06/30/25
cr
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Bespoke Twinkling Menage Codepig
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Sick Parlour
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
heady cobalt space
  06/30/25
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Metal lascivious nursing home
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Talented Flirting Jap Point
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Crimson zippy hospital
  06/30/25
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Flickering shivering den
  07/01/25
*bussy
Puce Private Investor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
fuchsia gay wizard heaven
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
unholy frisky french chef
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Buck-toothed Dilemma
  06/30/25
fuck
Talented Flirting Jap Point
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
unholy frisky french chef
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Cerise toaster
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Talented Flirting Jap Point
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Sick Parlour
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
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thirsty bawdyhouse alpha
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
opaque bat-shit-crazy state death wish
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
bonkers tattoo crackhouse
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Marvelous nowag
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
bonkers tattoo crackhouse
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Metal lascivious nursing home
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
bonkers tattoo crackhouse
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Coral appetizing people who are hurt bbw
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Razzle property legend
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Provocative sneaky criminal theatre
  06/30/25
tcr
Metal lascivious nursing home
  07/01/25
just jump
ivory motley home
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
...
Duck-like Cyan Step-uncle's House
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Fantasy-prone big hissy fit
  06/30/25
wow
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Laughsome Pearly Police Squad Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
JFC man
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Multi-colored address fat ankles
  06/30/25
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ivory motley home
  06/30/25
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Talented Flirting Jap Point
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Razzle property legend
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Provocative sneaky criminal theatre
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
opaque bat-shit-crazy state death wish
  06/30/25
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Pontificating twisted native
  07/01/25
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Flickering shivering den
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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mewling dragon becky
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
claret messiness lodge
  06/30/25
bro
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
...
Provocative sneaky criminal theatre
  06/30/25
lol
Metal lascivious nursing home
  07/01/25
...
Thriller burgundy personal credit line
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
offensive narrow-minded reading party potus
  06/30/25
jfc
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Bespoke Twinkling Menage Codepig
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
razzmatazz elite business firm
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
vibrant bat shit crazy genital piercing
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Metal lascivious nursing home
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
offensive narrow-minded reading party potus
  07/01/25
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Marvelous nowag
  07/01/25
...
vibrant bat shit crazy genital piercing
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
mildly autistic foreskin
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
very tactful impressive parlor
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Sick Parlour
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
jade plaza crotch
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Talented Flirting Jap Point
  06/30/25
...
jade plaza crotch
  07/01/25
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wine geriatric mental disorder
  07/01/25
lol
Metal lascivious nursing home
  07/01/25
...
ivory motley home
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Canary bateful shrine
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Ruddy piazza hunting ground
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
cream boiling water
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Mahogany Bearded Site Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
odious dark theater
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
wine geriatric mental disorder
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
crusty shimmering stain pistol
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
jade plaza crotch
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Metal lascivious nursing home
  07/01/25
...
jade plaza crotch
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Flickering shivering den
  07/01/25
😟
irradiated lay knife
  07/01/25
...
Boyish Startled School Digit Ratio
  07/01/25
holy shit
jade plaza crotch
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
wine geriatric mental disorder
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
aggressive pervert kitty cat
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
mildly autistic foreskin
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
fuchsia gay wizard heaven
  07/01/25
...
jade plaza crotch
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
mildly autistic foreskin
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
mildly autistic foreskin
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Fantasy-prone big hissy fit
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
fuchsia gay wizard heaven
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
jade plaza crotch
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Slap-happy orchestra pit
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Flickering shivering den
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Pale excitant indian lodge haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
jade plaza crotch
  07/06/25
...
Fantasy-prone big hissy fit
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
ocher location goal in life
  07/06/25
...
vibrant bat shit crazy genital piercing
  07/06/25
lol
Metal lascivious nursing home
  07/07/25
wow
jade plaza crotch
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Cerise toaster

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: indigo station feces

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: mewling dragon becky

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: sooty factory reset button cuck

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: claret messiness lodge

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: fuchsia gay wizard heaven

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: blathering rehab kitty

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored address fat ankles

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bespoke Twinkling Menage Codepig

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Charcoal set

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Talented Flirting Jap Point

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: heady cobalt space

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ungodly frozen keepsake machete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Crimson zippy hospital

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bespoke Twinkling Menage Codepig

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Sick Parlour

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: heady cobalt space

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Metal lascivious nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Talented Flirting Jap Point

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Crimson zippy hospital

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Flickering shivering den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Puce Private Investor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: fuchsia gay wizard heaven

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: unholy frisky french chef

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dilemma

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Talented Flirting Jap Point

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: unholy frisky french chef

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Cerise toaster

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Talented Flirting Jap Point

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Sick Parlour

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: thirsty bawdyhouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: opaque bat-shit-crazy state death wish

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: bonkers tattoo crackhouse

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Marvelous nowag

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: bonkers tattoo crackhouse

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Metal lascivious nursing home

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: bonkers tattoo crackhouse

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Coral appetizing people who are hurt bbw

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Razzle property legend

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Provocative sneaky criminal theatre

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Metal lascivious nursing home

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: ivory motley home

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Duck-like Cyan Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone big hissy fit

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Laughsome Pearly Police Squad Fortuitous Meteor

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored address fat ankles

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: ivory motley home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Talented Flirting Jap Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: heady cobalt space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz elite business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: vibrant bat shit crazy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Razzle property legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Provocative sneaky criminal theatre

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: opaque bat-shit-crazy state death wish

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Pontificating twisted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Flickering shivering den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Titillating Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bisexual kink-friendly athletic conference

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: mewling dragon becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: claret messiness lodge

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Provocative sneaky criminal theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Metal lascivious nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller burgundy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: offensive narrow-minded reading party potus

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Bespoke Twinkling Menage Codepig

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz elite business firm

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: vibrant bat shit crazy genital piercing

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Metal lascivious nursing home

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: offensive narrow-minded reading party potus

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Marvelous nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: vibrant bat shit crazy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: mildly autistic foreskin

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: very tactful impressive parlor

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Sick Parlour

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Talented Flirting Jap Point

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: jade plaza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: wine geriatric mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Metal lascivious nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: ivory motley home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Canary bateful shrine

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Ruddy piazza hunting ground

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: cream boiling water

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Mahogany Bearded Site Indirect Expression

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: odious dark theater

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: wine geriatric mental disorder

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: crusty shimmering stain pistol

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: jade plaza crotch

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Metal lascivious nursing home

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: jade plaza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Flickering shivering den

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: irradiated lay knife

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Boyish Startled School Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: wine geriatric mental disorder

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: aggressive pervert kitty cat

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic foreskin

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: fuchsia gay wizard heaven

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: jade plaza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: mildly autistic foreskin

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic foreskin

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone big hissy fit

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: fuchsia gay wizard heaven

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy orchestra pit

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Flickering shivering den

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Pale excitant indian lodge haunted graveyard

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone big hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: ocher location goal in life

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: vibrant bat shit crazy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Metal lascivious nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: jade plaza crotch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)