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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
fiercely-loyal kitty cat native
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/01/25
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maroon boyish rehab water buffalo
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
floppy nighttime faggotry site
  08/02/25
rip
Glassy Address
  08/02/25
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fiercely-loyal kitty cat native
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Galvanic orange den
  08/01/25
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Mewling indecent center
  08/01/25
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abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
carnelian property weed whacker
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Adventurous crackhouse
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
erotic regret
  08/01/25
yes
Adventurous crackhouse
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Adventurous crackhouse
  08/01/25
?
abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
erotic regret
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Mewling indecent center
  08/01/25
Sick
abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/01/25
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Adventurous crackhouse
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Alcoholic smoky range
  08/02/25
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cocky church building
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Adventurous crackhouse
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Glassy Address
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Alcoholic smoky range
  08/02/25
Hdy
abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Pearl dingle berry
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
bearded chocolate hall
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Glittery stead
  08/02/25
Titcr
bipolar hairraiser station volcanic crater
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Glittery stead
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
chartreuse comical keepsake machete state
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Glittery stead
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
maniacal university death wish
  08/02/25
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Sadistic exciting field juggernaut
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Silver Gaming Laptop
  08/02/25
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Impertinent Angry Step-uncle's House Tattoo
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Sooty Startled Principal's Office Jew
  08/02/25
?
abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
vivacious rigpig giraffe
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal kitty cat native

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: maroon boyish rehab water buffalo



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: floppy nighttime faggotry site

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Glassy Address

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal kitty cat native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Galvanic orange den

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Mewling indecent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: carnelian property weed whacker

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Adventurous crackhouse

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: erotic regret

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Adventurous crackhouse

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Adventurous crackhouse

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: erotic regret

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Mewling indecent center

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Adventurous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Alcoholic smoky range

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: cocky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Adventurous crackhouse

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Glassy Address

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic smoky range

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Pearl dingle berry

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: bearded chocolate hall

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Glittery stead

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: bipolar hairraiser station volcanic crater

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Glittery stead

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: chartreuse comical keepsake machete state

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Glittery stead

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: maniacal university death wish

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Sadistic exciting field juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Silver Gaming Laptop

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Impertinent Angry Step-uncle's House Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Sooty Startled Principal's Office Jew

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: abnormal insecure liquid oxygen garrison

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: vivacious rigpig giraffe

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151922)