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Benzo's console history ITT

1989 - Nintendo Entertainment system stolen from local home ...
goy orbison
  09/28/25
Imo NES,Genesis,32X, N64
charles XII
  09/28/25
Lol at the thought of these zero time preference proles havi...
goy orbison
  09/28/25
real answer: none. Too poor for a TV let alone console.
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  09/28/25


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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: goy orbison

1989 - Nintendo Entertainment system stolen from local home - played once before dad sold at pawn shop. Had to use RF adapter cause TV didn't have RCA jacks. 4:3 aspect ratio felt like widescreen due to his close set eyes

1993 - Grandma bought him a SNES and street fighter 2. Dad pawned it the next day. Benzo later would go on to punch & kick grandma like the car you beat the shit out of in street fighter 2.

1994 - Sega Genesis - dad was locked up most of the year so he got to enjoy it's rich library of shoot em ups and strategy RPGs. Was pawned around Christmas 1994.

1996 - N64 - only game they had was Cruisn USA - Benzo felt the title was "false advertising". Pawned after a few weeks.

2002 - Original xbox - dad got him a motocross game but it "didn't take". Benzo put hundreds of hours into WWE Smackdown

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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: charles XII

Imo NES,Genesis,32X, N64

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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: goy orbison

Lol at the thought of these zero time preference proles having a 32x AND a genesis to hook it into plus the different power cords and cables. He would gave loved 32x Doom at 10 fps though. His weird gay eyes would have appreciated the low frames

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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

real answer: none. Too poor for a TV let alone console.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780739&forum_id=2:#49309391)