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John Locke made a good point about King David

Jews went for centuries without a king, then boom! God gave ...
Flatulent olive theater
  10/31/25
are we still pretending jews are in any way related to ancie...
soggy seedy sweet tailpipe faggot firefighter
  10/31/25
Slam dunk poast
White massive nibblets
  10/31/25
Locke wasn't anti-monarchy. https://i.imgur.com/JGpjbRF....
Flatulent olive theater
  10/31/25
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Dun Shrine
  10/31/25
you are a slaving scammer trying to squeeze blood from a sto...
hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie
  10/31/25
God went on a giant rant in the bible about how they shouldn...
Dun Shrine
  10/31/25
Yeah Locke is saying kinghood isn't something you can just i...
Flatulent olive theater
  10/31/25
Sauls son who was next in line literally gave it to David al...
slap-happy marvelous crackhouse
  10/31/25
https://i.imgur.com/uIfSBxr.png
Flatulent olive theater
  10/31/25
my memory fades, but i believe the jews were demanding a kin...
Dun Shrine
  10/31/25
Yeah OP doesn’t even Torah irl
slap-happy marvelous crackhouse
  10/31/25
I confess I have to skip a lot of these passages in Locke be...
Flatulent olive theater
  10/31/25
God speaking through a Pharisee judge-priest writing his tal...
hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie
  10/31/25
Samuel wasn't a Pharisee. That was a Second Temple era movem...
Dun Shrine
  10/31/25
you're right and i figured someone would point that out beca...
hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie
  11/01/25
Okay but the Jews are constantly fucked. We shouldn't learn...
Boyish gold school cafeteria persian
  10/31/25
you're not getting the whole "people who struggle with ...
hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie
  10/31/25
Biblical scripture was first invoked by proponents of divine...
Flatulent olive theater
  10/31/25
you're not getting the whole "people who struggle with ...
hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie
  10/31/25
I don't care about that and neither did Locke. He was just r...
Flatulent olive theater
  10/31/25
try the metzudat david
hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie
  10/31/25
Monarchy is the only form of government that helps the commo...
hairraiser rusted azn
  10/31/25
you better damn well make sure that your king has the right ...
hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie
  10/31/25
Monarchy with noblesse oblige is the only CR government. ...
hairraiser rusted azn
  10/31/25
Locke studied extensively in Germany, where kings were elec...
Flatulent olive theater
  10/31/25
PS Locke had a contemporary who clowned on him from every di...
Flatulent olive theater
  10/31/25
David ruled until he gat no heat -- whereupon civil war inst...
Bespoke knife
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Date: October 31st, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Flatulent olive theater

Jews went for centuries without a king, then boom! God gave them a king. But the king still had to earn it.

Both the prolonged absences of a king and the fact that David had to earn his title are offered as evidence against the divine right of kings. Pretty powerful stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391416)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: soggy seedy sweet tailpipe faggot firefighter

are we still pretending jews are in any way related to ancient Israel

monarchy is the only divinely ordained form of government and Locke was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391449)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: White massive nibblets

Slam dunk poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391453)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Flatulent olive theater

Locke wasn't anti-monarchy.

https://i.imgur.com/JGpjbRF.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391763)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Dun Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391769)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie

you are a slaving scammer trying to squeeze blood from a stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391565)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Dun Shrine

God went on a giant rant in the bible about how they shouldn't appoint a king, it was a terrible idea, and they were fools to consider it.

as usual, the heebs ignored Him.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391768)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Flatulent olive theater

Yeah Locke is saying kinghood isn't something you can just inherit from Adam. That's what these kings were claiming. They said "Adam was an absolute monarch, and so were Adam's sons, and I can trace my lineage to one of Adam's sons."

Locke was saying hey look at King Fucking David. By the time he became King, he had all kinds of IRL achievements under his belt. He never said "I inherited this from God." So I don't think Locke's reading is orthogonal to yours at all.

Locke also psychoanalyzes God a bit. He says that at the time God was giving Adam "dominion" over certain things, he was pissed off and cursing Adam out, if anything. God certainly wasn't in the mood to do Adam any favors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391785)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: slap-happy marvelous crackhouse

Sauls son who was next in line literally gave it to David also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391789)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Flatulent olive theater

https://i.imgur.com/uIfSBxr.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391805)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Dun Shrine

my memory fades, but i believe the jews were demanding a king as it would make them a great nation like their neighbors. and God responded "no, he'll just rape you too"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391793)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: slap-happy marvelous crackhouse

Yeah OP doesn’t even Torah irl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391798)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Flatulent olive theater

I confess I have to skip a lot of these passages in Locke because look at how deep he goes:

https://i.imgur.com/79qqMez.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391814)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie

God speaking through a Pharisee judge-priest writing his tale after the fact, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391886)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Dun Shrine

Samuel wasn't a Pharisee. That was a Second Temple era movement.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391934)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie

you're right and i figured someone would point that out because this is a more rigorous thread but i'm speaking metaphorically

it's a similar spirit animating it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49392045)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Boyish gold school cafeteria persian

Okay but the Jews are constantly fucked. We shouldn't learn anything from their example, we should do the opposite of what they do. Therefore always have a king and if any of them are named david, regicide them immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391775)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie

you're not getting the whole "people who struggle with god" bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391836)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Flatulent olive theater

Biblical scripture was first invoked by proponents of divine right of kings. In order to engage his opponents, Locke had to engage the Bible. He looks at how political order was established in the actual fuckin Bible and says "there's no divine right of anything here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391849)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie

you're not getting the whole "people who struggle with god" bit and why modern jews valorize david and the davidic line and not the fag vampire judges who were favored by yhwh (according to the historical revisionists who wrote the succeeding books and the attendant attempts at writing a revisionist narrative) but hated by man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391851)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Flatulent olive theater

I don't care about that and neither did Locke. He was just reading what the Bible actually said and he never asked for anyone else's opinion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391860)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie

try the metzudat david

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391863)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: hairraiser rusted azn

Monarchy is the only form of government that helps the common man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391881)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: hyperactive puce kitty cat selfie

you better damn well make sure that your king has the right character if so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391884)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: hairraiser rusted azn

Monarchy with noblesse oblige is the only CR government.

"democracy" inevitably becomes plutocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391897)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Flatulent olive theater

Locke studied extensively in Germany, where kings were elected. Scholars of government were much more sophisticated in Germany back then, and they wrote in Latin. Locke could only write in English to his audience was limited from the beginning, and no one though highly of him in Germany while he was alive.

In England and America it was a different story, since we were already native English speakers. We couldn't read Latin as well as we could read Locke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391888)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Flatulent olive theater

PS Locke had a contemporary who clowned on him from every dimension at all times. He was a Swedish lawyer named Samuel Pufendorf who DOMINATED Locke's thoughts 24/7. Locke couldn't mention him by name because he couldn't even write in Latin like Pufendorf, and his library was 1% as big. He was never in a position to even cite Pufendorf, even in praise, which he would never do out of fear of political repercussion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391890)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Bespoke knife

David ruled until he gat no heat -- whereupon civil war instantly arose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792139&forum_id=2:#49391972)