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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Contagious magenta friendly grandma codepig
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Massive space
  05/30/25
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crawly rehab jewess
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Irate Fat Ankles Personal Credit Line
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Beta Charcoal Deer Antler Therapy
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Sadistic emerald pisswyrm corner
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Razzmatazz Hunting Ground
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Sadistic emerald pisswyrm corner
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
talented rough-skinned weed whacker
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Fluffy pearly bbw
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Bearded trailer park kitty
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Supple Pervert Incel
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Trip mediation
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
brass old irish cottage
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Trip mediation
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
out-of-control misunderstood property legend
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
deep cheese-eating brethren
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Contagious magenta friendly grandma codepig



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Massive space

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: crawly rehab jewess



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Irate Fat Ankles Personal Credit Line

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Beta Charcoal Deer Antler Therapy

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Sadistic emerald pisswyrm corner

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Hunting Ground

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Sadistic emerald pisswyrm corner

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: talented rough-skinned weed whacker

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Fluffy pearly bbw

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bearded trailer park kitty

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Supple Pervert Incel

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Trip mediation

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: brass old irish cottage

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Trip mediation

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: out-of-control misunderstood property legend

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: deep cheese-eating brethren

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973591)