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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
hyperventilating olive potus lay
  06/30/25
wow lol
Cracking aquamarine filthpig point
  06/30/25
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Bat shit crazy native sandwich
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Cracking aquamarine filthpig point
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
hyperventilating olive potus lay
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
arrogant coffee pot space
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
hyperventilating olive potus lay
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
dead beta messiness
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
zombie-like pisswyrm pistol
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Cracking aquamarine filthpig point
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
French roast beef coldplay fan
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
hyperventilating olive potus lay
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
zombie-like pisswyrm pistol
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
bonkers multi-colored office
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Cracking aquamarine filthpig point
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
hyperventilating olive potus lay
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Bright Mexican Pocket Flask
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Lavender forum
  06/30/25
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Razzle-dazzle kitchen faggotry
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
apoplectic faggot firefighter ticket booth
  06/30/25
...
hyperventilating olive potus lay
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Indigo diverse mental disorder
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Domesticated legend parlour
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Mewling Fishy Athletic Conference Abode
  06/30/25
...
French roast beef coldplay fan
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
bonkers multi-colored office
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
opaque blood rage
  07/01/25
...
Domesticated legend parlour
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
sexy antidepressant drug
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
big rusted preventive strike cuckoldry
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
talented bronze pit halford
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Shivering Shrine
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
hideous meetinghouse
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Trip Saffron Toilet Seat Stain
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: hyperventilating olive potus lay

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Cracking aquamarine filthpig point

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy native sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Cracking aquamarine filthpig point

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: hyperventilating olive potus lay

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: arrogant coffee pot space

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: hyperventilating olive potus lay

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: dead beta messiness

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: zombie-like pisswyrm pistol

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Cracking aquamarine filthpig point

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: French roast beef coldplay fan

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: hyperventilating olive potus lay

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: zombie-like pisswyrm pistol

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: bonkers multi-colored office

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Cracking aquamarine filthpig point

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating olive potus lay

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Bright Mexican Pocket Flask

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Lavender forum

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kitchen faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: apoplectic faggot firefighter ticket booth

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating olive potus lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Indigo diverse mental disorder

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Domesticated legend parlour

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Mewling Fishy Athletic Conference Abode

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: French roast beef coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: bonkers multi-colored office

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: opaque blood rage

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Domesticated legend parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: sexy antidepressant drug

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: big rusted preventive strike cuckoldry

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: talented bronze pit halford

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Shivering Shrine

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: hideous meetinghouse

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Trip Saffron Toilet Seat Stain

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065360)