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Is it prole not to have a bidet toilet?
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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:25 PM Author: Clear garrison Hate staying in hotels and AirBnbs where you just have to smear shit around your butthold over and over until you can't see visible poop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393632) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:32 PM Author: Balding dead temple eat more fiber (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393649) |
Date: November 1st, 2025 6:26 PM Author: bisexual nowag property If you don't have a TOTO bidet, you're prole imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393637) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Clear garrison (guy from 2016) There are plenty of other great options out there now. |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:30 PM Author: bisexual nowag property yeah i was fucking around man trying to justify my choices IMHO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393647) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:32 PM Author: Clear garrison I've been thinking about upgrading my master bedroom to one of the new WiFi enabled models. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393650) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:33 PM Author: bisexual nowag property damn what does the wifi even do for a toilet? mine has heated seats, the seat opens and closes based on motion, it's 180 but not sure what i'd need wifi for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393652) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Clear garrison When you need to unload, you can text it in advance to get ready. Huge waste to keep that seat heated/cooled 24hrs a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393659) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:39 PM Author: bisexual nowag property wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393664) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Bearded Razzle-dazzle Faggot Firefighter Preventive Strike toto is still top of the market. dont get a chinese knockoff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394157) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:44 AM Author: ocher hospital depressive BioBidet is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394803) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Razzle bossy pit Once you bidet, there’s no other way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393686) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM Author: jade boltzmann elastic band i have a bidet i've never used. creeps me out. like some sort of strange sex swing the builders just started adding to houses.
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM Author: Vermilion lodge ladyboy It’s a whole new world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394304) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:25 AM Author: arousing yellow legal warrant I took a 10 day boat trip to Croatia recently, it was epic. However in the back of my mind the entire trip was how gross my ass probably was because I had no bidet.
Took a couple mid day safety wipes that were horrifying |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:27 AM Author: vivacious plaza immigrant Jfc how have u been here like 30 years and never joined the fiber cult (literally the only good advice xo has ever given) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394785) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:48 AM Author: aqua yarmulke ITT: sissy faggots who are hyperfocused on anus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394885) |
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Date: November 7th, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( ) (guy with a shit-crusted butt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49410393) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Splenetic parlor associate xo has always been super pro bidet. it's a level of prestige i can only aspire to, honestly - maybe someday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394889) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:30 PM Author: arousing yellow legal warrant Bidets changed my life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49395576) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Splenetic parlor associate i am bidet curious but not quite sure where to start - i know they have the high end toto at a japanese restaurant i go to. but if i rent and my apt doesn't currently have one is it worth doing one of the attachment ones? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49395582) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Clear garrison Definitely worth it, provided you have an outlet close enough to your shitter. Trust me, your asshole will thank you for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49395981) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:10 PM Author: twinkling jet-lagged partner You can get a tushy bidet that installs easy for like $100 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49395985) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Clear garrison Those will do the job too. I've got one on a downstairs toilet.
The name always makes me think of gaped assholes though. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:59 PM Author: Splenetic parlor associate (guy who watches too much porn)
OK I thought about it and like 80% of the time I'm taking a crap in the morning before I take a shower anyway. I guess the bidet is good for the other times but that's not as useful as I was first thinking.
Also on the Tushy install video the girl has a shirt on that says "ask me about my butthole" - I am betting she doesn't wear it outside of the house https://www.amazon.com/TUSHY-Classic-Bidet-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B07H5TBZJT (it's on the videos first one basic install instructions, like 5 seconds in) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:39 PM Author: arousing yellow legal warrant water was turned off in my building this morning due to some waterline repair. I took a shit not realizing that the water off, so the bidet wouldn't work. Had to wipe.
Wiped probably 20 fucking times, i just couldn't get clean. Went to get a coffee at a place after the shit and just "felt" gross the entire time. Just couldn't shake the feeling of dread.
Went home after, water was back on, bidet'd myself and now I've been clean as a whistle all day. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:40 PM Author: aqua yarmulke MY DELICATE GIRL ANUS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49398850) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:08 PM Author: Splenetic parlor associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49399230) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:57 PM Author: vivacious plaza immigrant Are toilets prole? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49398922) |
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Date: November 7th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) shitting without your knees in your chest is extremely middle class
third world proles actually have it right |