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Do Chinese typewriters have like 1,000 keys?

Or do they still handwrite everything?
self-absorbed lime striped hyena
  01/23/15
Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Lik...
mint cerebral voyeur
  01/23/15
The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the mo...
Dun greedy brethren pit
  01/23/15
Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast
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honey-headed vivacious preventive strike
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Only to a certain extent
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lol at the monsoon part
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In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of...
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Dun greedy brethren pit
  11/08/23
Cq
Peach Irradiated Dopamine
  01/23/15
chinese characters are based off of components called radica...
Doobsian twinkling uncleanness cuck
  01/23/15
What a SPS language and writing system
pink territorial corner
  01/23/15
cr nowags explain
Peach Irradiated Dopamine
  01/23/15
cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos
fragrant walnut sanctuary
  01/31/15
Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?
pink territorial corner
  02/17/15
wait, there are different species of azns?
hideous bistre tanning salon
  02/18/15
korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable g...
olive crackhouse becky
  02/18/15
Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese syste...
pink territorial corner
  02/18/15
agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a hi...
olive crackhouse becky
  02/18/15
Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represe...
pink territorial corner
  02/18/15
boosts children's IQs though.
Deranged lodge
  02/18/15
Yes
Amber rough-skinned box office
  01/23/15
Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.
Amber rough-skinned box office
  01/23/15
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc
Appetizing brass parlor
  01/23/15
what the fuck
fragrant walnut sanctuary
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self-absorbed lime striped hyena
  02/17/15
lol
vigorous immigrant potus
  02/01/15
what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing
pink territorial corner
  02/17/15
lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this probl...
cowardly center really tough guy
  02/17/15
you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your s...
olive crackhouse becky
  02/18/15
in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type ...
Deranged lodge
  02/18/15
That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?
cowardly center really tough guy
  02/18/15
concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in ...
Deranged lodge
  02/18/15
OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written lang...
Electric nowag mexican
  02/18/15
?
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  06/13/20
tyvmft.
Zippy Elite Bbw
  02/17/15
pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro
Peach Irradiated Dopamine
  02/17/15
1:35 LJL
Misunderstood domesticated boiling water pocket flask
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HOLY SHIT There are 2 more boxes of millions of little ke...
pink territorial corner
  02/17/15
There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.
self-absorbed lime striped hyena
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hilarious menage
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chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort o...
Mewling stage
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think its russian or some shit
Deranged lodge
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It's Swedish
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Dun greedy brethren pit
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lol. fuckin chinks
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Dun greedy brethren pit
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why are they so fucking weird? jfc
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  02/17/15
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  02/17/15
Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments
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What a dumb fucking TTT language
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 AM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena

Or do they still handwrite everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27169681)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: mint cerebral voyeur

Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Like u press the *vertical squiggly line * button and u get a bunch of options for other lines and then you press one of those and shit it's sort of cool but kinda ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27169686)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: Dun greedy brethren pit

The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the most common characters in Mandarin, and weighed an incredible 800 pounds.[2] It took the average person over five hours to assemble the typewriter, with the keys alone filling an average-sized room. The typewriter was so large that many were used as makeshift shelters during the summer monsoon season.[3] Unwieldy and cumbersome, the model was phased out in favor of a simplified version that only had 3,200 keys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_typewriter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27169724)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: Peach Irradiated Dopamine

Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27170158)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: marvelous ocher boltzmann stage



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Grizzly hyperactive business firm pervert



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: honey-headed vivacious preventive strike



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: marvelous ocher boltzmann stage

Only to a certain extent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27170266)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: Peach Irradiated Dopamine



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: Peach Irradiated Dopamine



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Peach Irradiated Dopamine



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Dun greedy brethren pit



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: violent dashing degenerate property



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Flirting Mad Cow Disease Theater Stage



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Puce Aphrodisiac Native Death Wish



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:08 AM
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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Mewling stage



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Zippy Elite Bbw



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: stimulating scourge upon the earth affirmative action

Amazing work here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29422261)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Mahogany station clown

lol at the monsoon part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#30277056)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: racy narrow-minded temple



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: hilarious menage



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Passionate aqua legal warrant heaven

In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of a city forging its destiny with iron and steam, stood Lin Yutang, a solitary figure dwarfed by his colossal creation. His hands, which once danced with the grace of a calligrapher, now bore the stains of industry. He had crafted not just a machine but a monolith—a typewriter with 6,500 keys that captured the breadth of Mandarin thought.

The room that housed this behemoth was a vaulted space above the teeming streets, where shadows played upon walls lined with characters as if to hold back the clamor from below. It was here that Meiying, whose father's laundry service perfumed the air with starch and soap, often watched Lin from afar. She saw in him a reflection of her own unvoiced dreams.

As twilight embraced the city and fog weaved its silver threads through alleyways, Meiying lingered after Lin's demonstration to potential investors—men who couldn't see past the machine's unwieldy form to its revolutionary heart. They departed with murmurs of "impractical" and "impossible," leaving Lin disheartened amidst his metal forest of ideographs.

Meiying approached him then, her voice a hushed tremor in the vast room. "It's magnificent," she said, her fingers grazing a key labeled "strength" (力). "But it is like asking one person to carry a mountain."

Lin looked at her—really looked—and in her gaze found clarity. "Perhaps smaller is better," he murmured, an idea unfurling like dawn light in his mind.

Their eyes locked in shared understanding; they were two dreamers against the world. In that moment, they came together among the iron and ink—a fusion of passion and intellect. Meiying climbed onto the typewriter as if it were an altar for their aspirations. Her touch on each key was deliberate—“harmony” (å’Œ), “passion” (情), “future” (未)—spelling out their silent dialogue.

Beneath them, the typewriter held fast—its weight a testament to their burden of dreams. Yet as they moved together in fervent rhythm, it was not the heaviness they felt but rather the buoyancy of possibility. Each press of a key was a whisper of what could be: more intimate machines that could bridge worlds without bearing down upon them like mountains.

In their embrace atop the leviathan device, Lin and Meiying wove a tapestry of new meanings—a story told not through words but through sighs and caresses. The typewriter became their canvas and conduit—a giant they would not carry but transform into something that could be carried forward into an age awaiting its script.

And when dawn cast its first golden rays upon San Francisco's awakening streets, Lin Yutang emerged from his workshop with sketches for something revolutionary—a smaller typewriter that could connect East and West without weighing down either shore. The investors would see; they would understand this time.

For within that night's entwined passion lay not just love but also invention—the seed of an idea made manifest by two hearts beating in unison against steel and expectation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#47033831)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: Dun greedy brethren pit



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: Peach Irradiated Dopamine

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27170153)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Doobsian twinkling uncleanness cuck

chinese characters are based off of components called radicals. There are a fairly small number of radicals that can be used to index 99% of the characters you'd commonly use. Actually keyboarding today, you either type in pinyin (romanized version of the character pronunciation) and then you'll see a list of corresponding characters, or you type ina radical and you get a list of characters that go with it.

It's still slower than typing with character based languages. Even non-retard chinese admit that their writing system is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27170192)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: pink territorial corner

What a SPS language and writing system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27170198)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Peach Irradiated Dopamine

cr

nowags explain

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: fragrant walnut sanctuary

cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27220556)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: pink territorial corner

Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27338302)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: hideous bistre tanning salon

wait, there are different species of azns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27339800)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: olive crackhouse becky

korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable grouped together as a character, but the individual parts are an initial, medial, and final sound - it'd be like writing "hello, major general" as "hel lo, ma jor ge ne ral"

japanese has a syllabary, not an alphabet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27339935)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: pink territorial corner

Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese system



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27340005)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: olive crackhouse becky

agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a historical linguistics and artistic POV - and to the extent japanese borrowed from chinese, the same thing goes for japanese - you can have two characters that represent the same verb but one has additional connotation - i'm thinking immediately of something like "kiku" (to listen), where the main kanji is just pretty literal but the second most common implies attention paid specifically to the listening, possibly for recreational purposes

so you can use either kanji if you're listening to a concert, but one usage is more literary even though they're exactly the same verb just written differently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27340648)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: pink territorial corner

Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represent seems like a pretty shitty system to me bro, no matter how pretty it might be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342273)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Deranged lodge

boosts children's IQs though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342467)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Amber rough-skinned box office

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27170205)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Amber rough-skinned box office

Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27170209)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Appetizing brass parlor

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27170258)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: fragrant walnut sanctuary

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27220563)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: vigorous immigrant potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27225576)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: pink territorial corner

what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27338310)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: cowardly center really tough guy

lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27338329)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: olive crackhouse becky

you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your shit to the correct stuff, but in the case of homophones, depending on your os, a key will cycle through the options

If I type literally the five keys n i h a o on my mac, it will recognize and convert that to the correct Chinese. But if I type something that is not like the most common Chinese phrase of all time, it might present me with a couple options ranked by likelihood based on what else i've typed, etc. and i can arrow down among the selections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27339951)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Deranged lodge

in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type "hao" then you choose:

1. good

2. luxe

3. horn

4. vast

5. Hao (surname)

6. expend

... the list goes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342463)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: cowardly center really tough guy

That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342600)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Deranged lodge

concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342605)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Electric nowag mexican

OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27346030)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: Arousing church building factory reset button

?

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Zippy Elite Bbw

tyvmft.

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Peach Irradiated Dopamine

pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27338408)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Misunderstood domesticated boiling water pocket flask

1:35 LJL

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: pink territorial corner

HOLY SHIT

There are 2 more boxes of millions of little keys

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27338615)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena

There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27338662)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Misunderstood domesticated boiling water pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27339788)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Misunderstood domesticated boiling water pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27340623)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 8:20 AM
Author: infuriating effete reading party theatre

For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence of chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27339853)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: Excitant Locale

Asian hipster girl carrying 3000 key typewriter to coffee shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27339917)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Mewling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342441)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Deranged lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342488)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342262)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: violent dashing degenerate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29422195)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: hilarious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#47033747)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Mewling stage

chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort of accent?

i took a year of mandarin and think something about this sounds totally weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342448)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Deranged lodge

think its russian or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342471)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle public bath

It's Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29037170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: big underhanded shrine codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#30276995)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: racy narrow-minded temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#40408686)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: Dun greedy brethren pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27176101)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz brunch antidepressant drug

lol. fuckin chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27176596)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:31 AM
Author: Dun greedy brethren pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27220547)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: fragrant walnut sanctuary

why are they so fucking weird? jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27220558)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: Dun greedy brethren pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27225515)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Plum travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27225563)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27338418)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: violent dashing degenerate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#30277049)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena

I do not remember making this thread, but for some reason I am proud I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27338290)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Peach Irradiated Dopamine

savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as youre about to pass out in a haze of dat sweet sweet ambien and then u wake up the next morning and it has 200+ poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27338421)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: frisky heady area sandwich

Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27338482)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: slap-happy base

What a dumb fucking TTT language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27339906)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27342265)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Gaped Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29037152)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood domesticated boiling water pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27345983)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Peach Irradiated Dopamine

Uvt explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27346060)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27346618)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Misunderstood domesticated boiling water pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#27730574)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: big underhanded shrine codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29037129)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle public bath

Here's how it works: some dude invented a "language" called pinyin, back in the 40s, that transliterated the Chinese phonemes into Romanized spelling. Each character is therefore assigned an English alphabet spelling.

So you type/text just as you do in English, type the alphabet "pinyin" first and choose the corresponded character. The tricky part is that some spellings (like shi, yi, dao, xing, etc) can correspond to several dozen characters. To solve this problem, most programs default to the most common character for each spelling, and if you want a more obscure one you have to scroll or tab down.

The programs also auto-fill/autocorrect certain spellings based on context or preceding characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29037203)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena

I'm Brian Fellows!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29037225)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: pungent startling stead toilet seat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dO4YZ5i6fI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#40408681)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29392980)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: clear sex offender

http://pixu.co.in/files/funzug/imgs/technology/amazing_chinese_keyboard_03.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29393097)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: curious cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#30277145)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: Dun greedy brethren pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29422075)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: idiotic milk

In France the "number keys" type the punctuation by default, you have to use Shift to get the numbers. And the letter arrangement is AZERTY instead of QWERTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#29422170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: wonderful poppy principal's office

most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudpeople just trying to be different imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#30277097)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: pungent startling stead toilet seat

can't everyone in the world just be like America! fucking shitcountries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#40408684)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed lime striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#38863740)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: Dun greedy brethren pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#40408656)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: Dun greedy brethren pit



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: yapping home pozpig

I like the dozen-odd half-correct Dunning-Kruger responses itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2:#47033769)