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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: slimy mood Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Spectacular glassy organic girlfriend This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: hairless big university water buffalo looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: slimy mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Fuchsia titillating kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: excitant cocky lay I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: razzle tanning salon if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Arousing drunken mexican yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: submissive senate rigpig Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Grizzly trump supporter Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: submissive senate rigpig Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: hairless big university water buffalo 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: excitant cocky lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: slimy mood boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Grizzly trump supporter Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Appetizing cerise mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: slimy mood fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Arousing drunken mexican delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Dead Transparent Space Persian poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: slimy mood poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: hairless big university water buffalo he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: slimy mood I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: hairless big university water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: deranged karate fat ankles I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Arousing drunken mexican dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: razzle tanning salon lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: hairless big university water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Arousing drunken mexican oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: excitant cocky lay He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: exciting national boltzmann pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: slimy mood I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: charismatic orchestra pit I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Free-loading School Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Abusive hilarious kitchen mad-dog skullcap Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: flesh supple address messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: hairless big university water buffalo this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: Sadistic alpha theater stage Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Frum Fear-inspiring Round Eye Range I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Dead Transparent Space Persian Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: flesh supple address messiness no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Dead Transparent Space Persian who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: exhilarant beta psychic old irish cottage He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Dead Transparent Space Persian there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: slimy mood he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: exhilarant beta psychic old irish cottage You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Dead Transparent Space Persian So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: hairless big university water buffalo he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: flesh supple address messiness i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: slimy mood he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Clear brunch ceo He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: exhilarant beta psychic old irish cottage No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Free-loading School Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: slimy mood summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Clear brunch ceo You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: slimy mood I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Haunting telephone brethren So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: slimy mood I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: hairless big university water buffalo has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: exciting national boltzmann the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Arousing drunken mexican he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Diverse Idiot Pistol He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Navy multi-colored parlour coffee pot Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Zombie-like lilac bawdyhouse police squad who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: hairless big university water buffalo why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Frum Fear-inspiring Round Eye Range I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: flesh supple address messiness really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: slimy mood Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Vigorous stubborn corner national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Free-loading School Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Garnet striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Sticky flirting heaven prole Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Provocative gay wizard Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: Sticky flirting heaven prole He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: slimy mood I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: mentally impaired fantasy-prone indian lodge affirmative action Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: hairless big university water buffalo boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: white internal respiration site in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: hairless big university water buffalo he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: white internal respiration site sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: Sadistic alpha theater stage Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Provocative gay wizard a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Diverse Idiot Pistol thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: heady gay piazza how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: cyan casino 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: flesh supple address messiness she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: iridescent lodge Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Free-loading School Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: iridescent lodge Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: flesh supple address messiness You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: iridescent lodge Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Dead Transparent Space Persian Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: cyan casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Clear brunch ceo She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: cyan casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: cyan casino ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: iridescent lodge If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: exciting national boltzmann oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Violet comical gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Arousing drunken mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Soggy forum coldplay fan once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: pungent talented garrison milk I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Sadistic alpha theater stage Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: slimy mood That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: slimy mood Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Spruce mind-boggling theatre NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2:#49521756) |