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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold
  05/22/17
holy fuck
Hyperventilating cuck
  05/22/17
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slate boltzmann deer antler
  05/22/17
switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
Ocher Motley Degenerate Wagecucks
  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold
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Hyperventilating cuck
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filthy cumskin filthpig
  05/22/17
jfc
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big-titted lodge kitty
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Naked Blood Rage
  05/22/17
greened.com, actually
Overrated Sexy Hospital
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self-centered field regret
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apoplectic house-broken kitchen depressive
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coral shrine roast beef
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Jfc
multi-colored high-end space
  09/15/18
*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets
  10/13/18
COLE HAAN
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Beady-eyed factory reset button double fault
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
Orange Yapping Ceo
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold
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filthy cumskin filthpig
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Fuchsia beta gay wizard therapy
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Patty Klotz
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frozen curious church building
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Bearded Vermilion Step-uncle's House
  04/02/23
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  05/04/26
Doug is not a meme.
Brindle Stock Car Sweet Tailpipe
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
Fuchsia beta gay wizard therapy
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
Fuchsia beta gay wizard therapy
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
charismatic hell
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
lake indirect expression
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
crawly set
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Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold
  05/22/17
Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
crawly set
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disturbing chest-beating institution headpube
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very tactful home
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Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets
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Sable soul-stirring forum affirmative action
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avocado ticket booth really tough guy
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
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*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
cracking salmon property
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
disturbing chest-beating institution headpube
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Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
startled marketing idea dopamine
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very tactful home
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Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets
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Fuchsia beta gay wizard therapy
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mauve rehab jew
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets
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Arousing Translucent Windowlicker Box Office
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razzmatazz drunken fanboi
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charismatic hell
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
adventurous university selfie
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lake indirect expression
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Mischievous Main People
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filthy cumskin filthpig
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Orange Yapping Ceo
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multi-colored high-end space
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Beady-eyed factory reset button double fault
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big-titted lodge kitty
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charismatic hell
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
very tactful home
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cobalt church
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
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Swashbuckling Mexican Range
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Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold
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adventurous university selfie
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
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self-centered field regret
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Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
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Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Hyperventilating cuck

holy fuck

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Ocher Motley Degenerate Wagecucks

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold

Happy Monday!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Hyperventilating cuck



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed factory reset button double fault

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: big-titted lodge kitty



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Overrated Sexy Hospital

greened.com, actually

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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: vigorous shimmering reading party trump supporter



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: apoplectic house-broken kitchen depressive



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: multi-colored high-end space

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets

COLE HAAN

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: adventurous university selfie



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed factory reset button double fault



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Orange Yapping Ceo

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Hyperventilating cuck



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: filthy cumskin filthpig



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: stimulating nubile corn cake rigpig



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Autistic Knife Whorehouse



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Sinister federal tanning salon lettuce



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia beta gay wizard therapy



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mexican Range

Patty Klotz

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: mauve rehab jew



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: frozen curious church building



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Brindle Stock Car Sweet Tailpipe

Doug is not a meme.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia beta gay wizard therapy

these motherfuckers have no respect.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Fuchsia beta gay wizard therapy

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: charismatic hell

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: lake indirect expression

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: crawly set

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: crawly set

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: disturbing chest-beating institution headpube

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Sable soul-stirring forum affirmative action



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: very tactful home



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Sable soul-stirring forum affirmative action



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: avocado ticket booth really tough guy



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: rose excitant idea he suggested

jfc this thread is toxic

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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: cracking salmon property

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: disturbing chest-beating institution headpube

FUCK YOU

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: startled marketing idea dopamine

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: very tactful home



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia beta gay wizard therapy



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: mauve rehab jew



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Arousing Translucent Windowlicker Box Office



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz drunken fanboi



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: charismatic hell



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: adventurous university selfie

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: lake indirect expression



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Mischievous Main People



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Odious territorial theatre generalized bond



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: filthy cumskin filthpig



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: pea-brained dull abode



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Orange Yapping Ceo



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: multi-colored high-end space



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed factory reset button double fault



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: big-titted lodge kitty



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: charismatic hell



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Bistre immigrant son of senegal



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: very tactful home

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: cobalt church



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia beta gay wizard therapy



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Big mental disorder piazza

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mexican Range



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: low-t coffee pot azn

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: adventurous university selfie

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: mauve rehab jew



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Diverse ruby jewess center



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: saffron newt



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Supple School Cafeteria



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Cream fantasy-prone base striped hyena



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: adventurous university selfie



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Claret slap-happy corner yarmulke

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: self-centered field regret



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: abnormal potus

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless electric furnace nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: Amethyst self-absorbed cuckold



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2:#49864497)