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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Fantasy-prone Cerebral Kitty Range
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
razzle saffron theater stage yarmulke
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
dun milk field
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Big geriatric affirmative action
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Blue Menage Gunner
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Exciting Whorehouse Degenerate
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Bateful dysfunction immigrant
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
fighting carmine cruise ship
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
marvelous hideous forum persian
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
soul-stirring locus
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Aromatic stage
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Shivering nighttime twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
garnet buck-toothed state
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Lemon piazza coffee pot
  06/30/25
cr
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
marvelous hideous forum persian
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Light cuckoldry
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Shivering nighttime twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Aromatic stage
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Lemon piazza coffee pot
  06/30/25
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adulterous indian lodge love of her life
  07/01/25
*bussy
stubborn diverse round eye queen of the night
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Exciting Whorehouse Degenerate
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
sooty hairraiser gaming laptop
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
ungodly base hissy fit
  06/30/25
fuck
Aromatic stage
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
sooty hairraiser gaming laptop
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Fantasy-prone Cerebral Kitty Range
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Aromatic stage
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Light cuckoldry
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz Doobsian Volcanic Crater
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
canary orchestra pit
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Slippery Rusted Sound Barrier Station
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Low-t nibblets hospital
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Slippery Rusted Sound Barrier Station
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Slippery Rusted Sound Barrier Station
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
heady rigor
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
transparent aphrodisiac idea he suggested preventive strike
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Curious Crackhouse
  06/30/25
tcr
Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky
  07/01/25
just jump
Infuriating Appetizing Fat Ankles Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
...
vivacious church building
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
wild onyx puppy keepsake machete
  06/30/25
wow
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Violent greedy roommate
  06/30/25
JFC man
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
fighting carmine cruise ship
  06/30/25
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Infuriating Appetizing Fat Ankles Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
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Aromatic stage
  06/30/25
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Shivering nighttime twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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gaped scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
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Chrome lettuce ratface
  06/30/25
...
transparent aphrodisiac idea he suggested preventive strike
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Curious Crackhouse
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
canary orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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deep shitlib
  07/01/25
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adulterous indian lodge love of her life
  07/01/25
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Ruddy skinny woman friendly grandma
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
pink soggy spot athletic conference
  07/01/25
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Crawly Hell Turdskin
  07/01/25
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dun milk field
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Blue Menage Gunner
  06/30/25
bro
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
...
Curious Crackhouse
  06/30/25
lol
Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky
  07/01/25
...
charcoal comical dingle berry police squad
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
White dopamine cuck
  06/30/25
jfc
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
marvelous hideous forum persian
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
gaped scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Chrome lettuce ratface
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
White dopamine cuck
  07/01/25
...
Low-t nibblets hospital
  07/01/25
...
Chrome lettuce ratface
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Crawly Hell Turdskin
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
thirsty crystalline stock car striped hyena
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Light cuckoldry
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Aromatic stage
  06/30/25
...
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  07/01/25
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milky halford
  07/01/25
lol
Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky
  07/01/25
...
Infuriating Appetizing Fat Ankles Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Stirring Hall Filthpig
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
excitant casino newt
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Trip Lay Associate
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Galvanic Mildly Autistic Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Cracking frisky tank
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
milky halford
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
beta hominid
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky
  07/01/25
...
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
adulterous indian lodge love of her life
  07/01/25
😟
peach wonderful toaster coldplay fan
  07/01/25
...
Arousing faggotry
  07/01/25
holy shit
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
milky halford
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
cocky public bath
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Crawly Hell Turdskin
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Exciting Whorehouse Degenerate
  07/01/25
...
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Crawly Hell Turdskin
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Crawly Hell Turdskin
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
wild onyx puppy keepsake machete
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Exciting Whorehouse Degenerate
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Bat-shit-crazy House International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
adulterous indian lodge love of her life
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Lime Arrogant Step-uncle's House
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  07/06/25
...
wild onyx puppy keepsake machete
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Exhilarant Theatre Antidepressant Drug
  07/06/25
...
Chrome lettuce ratface
  07/06/25
lol
Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky
  07/07/25
wow
Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Cerebral Kitty Range

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: razzle saffron theater stage yarmulke

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: dun milk field

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Big geriatric affirmative action

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Blue Menage Gunner

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Exciting Whorehouse Degenerate

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bateful dysfunction immigrant

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: fighting carmine cruise ship

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: marvelous hideous forum persian

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring locus

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Aromatic stage

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Shivering nighttime twinkling uncleanness

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: garnet buck-toothed state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Lemon piazza coffee pot

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous hideous forum persian

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Light cuckoldry

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Shivering nighttime twinkling uncleanness

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic stage

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lemon piazza coffee pot

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: adulterous indian lodge love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: stubborn diverse round eye queen of the night

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Exciting Whorehouse Degenerate

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sooty hairraiser gaming laptop

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: ungodly base hissy fit

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Aromatic stage

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: sooty hairraiser gaming laptop

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Cerebral Kitty Range

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aromatic stage

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Light cuckoldry

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Doobsian Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: canary orchestra pit

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Slippery Rusted Sound Barrier Station

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Low-t nibblets hospital

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Slippery Rusted Sound Barrier Station

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Slippery Rusted Sound Barrier Station

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: heady rigor

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: transparent aphrodisiac idea he suggested preventive strike

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Curious Crackhouse

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Infuriating Appetizing Fat Ankles Electric Furnace

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: vivacious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: wild onyx puppy keepsake machete

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Violent greedy roommate

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fighting carmine cruise ship

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Appetizing Fat Ankles Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Aromatic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Shivering nighttime twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: gaped scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Chrome lettuce ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: transparent aphrodisiac idea he suggested preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Curious Crackhouse

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: canary orchestra pit

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: deep shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: adulterous indian lodge love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Ruddy skinny woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: pink soggy spot athletic conference

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Crawly Hell Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: dun milk field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Blue Menage Gunner

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Curious Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: charcoal comical dingle berry police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: White dopamine cuck

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: marvelous hideous forum persian

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: gaped scourge upon the earth

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Chrome lettuce ratface

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: White dopamine cuck

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Low-t nibblets hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Chrome lettuce ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Crawly Hell Turdskin

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: thirsty crystalline stock car striped hyena

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Light cuckoldry

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Aromatic stage

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: milky halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Infuriating Appetizing Fat Ankles Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Stirring Hall Filthpig

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: excitant casino newt

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Trip Lay Associate

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Galvanic Mildly Autistic Mad-dog Skullcap

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Cracking frisky tank

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: milky halford

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: beta hominid

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: adulterous indian lodge love of her life

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: peach wonderful toaster coldplay fan

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Arousing faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: milky halford

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cocky public bath

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Crawly Hell Turdskin

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Exciting Whorehouse Degenerate

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Crawly Hell Turdskin

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Crawly Hell Turdskin

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: wild onyx puppy keepsake machete

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Exciting Whorehouse Degenerate

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy House International Law Enforcement Agency

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: adulterous indian lodge love of her life

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Lime Arrogant Step-uncle's House

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: wild onyx puppy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Theatre Antidepressant Drug

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Chrome lettuce ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Supple Coiffed Kitchen Becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling chapel feces

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)