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cowgod
  05/14/25
she has standards which are reasonable.
"""'"'"""''
  05/14/25
shortmos btfo always and forever
tarrifs
  05/14/25
I know the Height stuff is funny but some of these zoomer wi...
Oh, you travel?
  05/14/25
Pretty good guneratttt shtick
tarrifs
  05/14/25
Lmao found the shortmo.
88022
  05/14/25
Mickey Rooney lived in a world where men mattered. Where cha...
cowgod
  05/14/25
Are you a Grok or GPT guy. Don’t say Gemini or I&rsquo...
Oh, you travel?
  05/14/25
GPT. Twitter sucks too much to use for anything.
cowgod
  05/14/25
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The Emilio Estevez of the SEC
  05/14/25
Just realized I was confusing Mickey Rourke with Mickey Roon...
tarrifs
  05/14/25
They're both irish surnames afaik
cowgod
  05/14/25
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The Emilio Estevez of the SEC
  05/14/25
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The Emilio Estevez of the SEC
  05/14/25
thanks for the tip, Jason Statham
blow off some steam
  05/14/25
Usually I criticize women and dating however this is not the...
88022
  05/14/25
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heil Hitler!
  05/14/25
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The Emilio Estevez of the SEC
  05/14/25
OP is 5'10 right? pathetic.
"""'"'"""''
  05/14/25
5`10.5 technically iirc
cowgod
  05/14/25


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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: cowgod ( )

https://i.redd.it/ztbxbq1tgs0f1.jpeg

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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

she has standards which are reasonable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48930435)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: tarrifs

shortmos btfo always and forever

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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

I know the Height stuff is funny but some of these zoomer wizards need to get real imo - yes phenotype matters but women are not that hard to crack if you are lacking in physicality. Mickey Rooney was married eight times for fucks sake. simply being able to talk to them without coming across as bitter or dejected or desperate will go a long way ime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48930449)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: tarrifs

Pretty good guneratttt shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48930454)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: 88022

Lmao found the shortmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48930514)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: cowgod ( )

Mickey Rooney lived in a world where men mattered. Where charm was a blade, not a meme. He fought in a war. He wore a suit. He held a woman’s gaze like a cigarette between his fingers and he didn’t flinch. Today’s Zoomer lives on Discord. He jerks off three times before lunch. He has no posture. He confesses his emotions to strangers in pastel subreddits. He calls it “doing the work.”

Yes, phenotype matters. Women are Curators of the genome. They read bones. They select. You think they don’t notice? They clock your gait, your Pate, your wrist bones, the way you stand when you don’t know anyone’s watching. They want signs of health, bloodline, danger, mirth. They want a reason not to die alone.

Rooney was 5`2`` and he cracked eight of them. But he lived in a time before testicular shrinkage by ideology. Women didn’t expect a man to beg them to explain what “emotional labor” is. They expected him to earn her.

Zoomers say it’s hard. They're soft. They think their feelings are a credential. They live like larva. They fear being laughed at more than you fear being unloved.

Women are not complex. They are ruthless. They smell weakness the way wolves smell infection. You carry it in your speech. In your habits. In your gait. Rooney didn’t whine. He moved.

So yes, Mickey Rooney. Eight marriages. All taller than him. He had one thing Zoomers don’t.

A spine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48930533)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

Are you a Grok or GPT guy. Don’t say Gemini or I’ll add you to my Ignore List

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48930562)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: cowgod ( )

GPT. Twitter sucks too much to use for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48930569)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC



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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: tarrifs

Just realized I was confusing Mickey Rourke with Mickey Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48930595)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: cowgod ( )

They're both irish surnames afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48930624)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC



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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC



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Date: May 14th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: blow off some steam

thanks for the tip, Jason Statham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48931261)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: 88022

Usually I criticize women and dating however this is not the tree you want to bark up. Height is the one thing I agree with women in setting their standards. Every woman wants her Vertical Crust. Nougat is the one objective thing women can use to compare men, sort of how men count money (an offer of $250 vs. $150 is higher so therefore better) similar to (his nougat it 6’7 and the other lacks nougat).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48930452)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: heil Hitler!



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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: The Emilio Estevez of the SEC



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Date: May 14th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

OP is 5'10 right? pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48931253)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: cowgod ( )

5`10.5 technically iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724948&forum_id=2:#48931310)