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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Twisted crackhouse digit ratio
  06/27/25
i support islam now
henna cracking water buffalo preventive strike
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Vivacious Purple Chapel Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
green telephone boiling water
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Twisted crackhouse digit ratio
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
green telephone boiling water
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onyx trump supporter
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Stimulating sienna business firm
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umber rambunctious kitchen goal in life
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cocky vibrant cumskin
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cocky vibrant cumskin
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Topaz Address
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appetizing becky
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Stimulating sienna business firm
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
yellow razzle-dazzle tanning salon
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Stimulating sienna business firm
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
green telephone boiling water
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
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Boyish useless property legal warrant
  06/27/25
It's both
bipolar sanctuary
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umber rambunctious kitchen goal in life
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Orange Hunting Ground Idea He Suggested
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Federal slippery meetinghouse wrinkle
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
henna cracking water buffalo preventive strike
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
impressive white church
  06/27/25
lmfao
yellow razzle-dazzle tanning salon
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Laughsome ultramarine therapy
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
umber rambunctious kitchen goal in life
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Laughsome ultramarine therapy
  06/27/25
lmao
cocky vibrant cumskin
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
green telephone boiling water
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Zippy national security agency
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
cocky vibrant cumskin
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
chrome contagious marketing idea mother
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
cocky vibrant cumskin
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Stimulating sienna business firm
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
chrome contagious marketing idea mother
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Stimulating sienna business firm
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
umber rambunctious kitchen goal in life
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Laughsome ultramarine therapy
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
cocky vibrant cumskin
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
umber rambunctious kitchen goal in life
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
carnelian charismatic sound barrier
  06/27/25
TiTscR
jet stirring community account
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Twisted crackhouse digit ratio
  06/27/25
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Twisted crackhouse digit ratio
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Orange Hunting Ground Idea He Suggested
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
thirsty shaky pervert new version
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Lemon theater stage travel guidebook
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I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
peach cowardly degenerate
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
internet-worthy fluffy dilemma mental disorder
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Federal slippery meetinghouse wrinkle
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
cocky vibrant cumskin
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
peach cowardly degenerate
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Twisted crackhouse digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: henna cracking water buffalo preventive strike

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Purple Chapel Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: green telephone boiling water

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Twisted crackhouse digit ratio

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: green telephone boiling water

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Stimulating sienna business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: umber rambunctious kitchen goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: cocky vibrant cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: cocky vibrant cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Topaz Address

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: appetizing becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Stimulating sienna business firm

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle tanning salon

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Stimulating sienna business firm

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: green telephone boiling water

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Stimulating sienna business firm

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Boyish useless property legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: bipolar sanctuary

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: umber rambunctious kitchen goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Orange Hunting Ground Idea He Suggested

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Federal slippery meetinghouse wrinkle

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: henna cracking water buffalo preventive strike

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: impressive white church

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle tanning salon

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Laughsome ultramarine therapy

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: umber rambunctious kitchen goal in life

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Laughsome ultramarine therapy

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: cocky vibrant cumskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: green telephone boiling water

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Zippy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: cocky vibrant cumskin

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: chrome contagious marketing idea mother

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: cocky vibrant cumskin

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Stimulating sienna business firm

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: chrome contagious marketing idea mother

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Stimulating sienna business firm

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: umber rambunctious kitchen goal in life

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Laughsome ultramarine therapy

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: cocky vibrant cumskin

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: umber rambunctious kitchen goal in life

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: carnelian charismatic sound barrier

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: jet stirring community account

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Twisted crackhouse digit ratio

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Twisted crackhouse digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Orange Hunting Ground Idea He Suggested

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: thirsty shaky pervert new version

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Lemon theater stage travel guidebook

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: peach cowardly degenerate

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: internet-worthy fluffy dilemma mental disorder

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Federal slippery meetinghouse wrinkle

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: cocky vibrant cumskin

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: peach cowardly degenerate

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055482)