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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
puce double fault shrine
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Carmine Histrionic Round Eye Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
racy autistic mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
hideous pozpig rigpig
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Swollen Candlestick Maker National
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Navy domesticated address chad
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Opaque Misunderstood Garrison
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Cream razzmatazz abode
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
angry marvelous kitchen
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
slate tank menage
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Greedy fishy puppy
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
kink-friendly drab ladyboy temple
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Mind-boggling canary nowag
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
claret sanctuary
  06/30/25
cr
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
angry marvelous kitchen
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
brass stage alpha
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
kink-friendly drab ladyboy temple
  06/30/25
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Jade deep liquid oxygen new version
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Greedy fishy puppy
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
claret sanctuary
  06/30/25
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Cheese-eating chestnut hominid coffee pot
  07/01/25
*bussy
Mischievous reading party
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Navy domesticated address chad
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
gaped boyish center
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Spruce property masturbator
  06/30/25
fuck
Greedy fishy puppy
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
gaped boyish center
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
puce double fault shrine
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Greedy fishy puppy
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
brass stage alpha
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
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brindle pontificating jewess doctorate
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
rambunctious crackhouse
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
ivory clown principal's office
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
judgmental dopamine skinny woman
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
ivory clown principal's office
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Jade deep liquid oxygen new version
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
ivory clown principal's office
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
snowy zippy psychic
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Curious Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Twinkling institution sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
tcr
Jade deep liquid oxygen new version
  07/01/25
just jump
Dark Abnormal Nursing Home Sex Offender
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
...
Vigorous Impressive Range
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Citrine tanning salon police squad
  06/30/25
wow
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Lake multi-colored house
  06/30/25
JFC man
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Cream razzmatazz abode
  06/30/25
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Dark Abnormal Nursing Home Sex Offender
  06/30/25
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Greedy fishy puppy
  06/30/25
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kink-friendly drab ladyboy temple
  06/30/25
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Tripping chest-beating telephone really tough guy
  06/30/25
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federal halford theater stage
  06/30/25
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Curious Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Twinkling institution sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
rambunctious crackhouse
  06/30/25
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blue library
  07/01/25
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Cheese-eating chestnut hominid coffee pot
  07/01/25
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Crawly Brethren Lay
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
hairraiser out-of-control senate
  07/01/25
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Mustard mental disorder
  07/01/25
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racy autistic mad cow disease
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Swollen Candlestick Maker National
  06/30/25
bro
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
...
Twinkling institution sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
lol
Jade deep liquid oxygen new version
  07/01/25
...
bespoke church building
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
bronze goyim station
  06/30/25
jfc
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
angry marvelous kitchen
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Tripping chest-beating telephone really tough guy
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
federal halford theater stage
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Jade deep liquid oxygen new version
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
bronze goyim station
  07/01/25
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judgmental dopamine skinny woman
  07/01/25
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federal halford theater stage
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Mustard mental disorder
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Appetizing Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
brass stage alpha
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
brilliant laughsome parlour
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Greedy fishy puppy
  06/30/25
...
brilliant laughsome parlour
  07/01/25
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glittery peach den digit ratio
  07/01/25
lol
Jade deep liquid oxygen new version
  07/01/25
...
Dark Abnormal Nursing Home Sex Offender
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Honey-headed striped hyena ape
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
pearl wagecucks sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
charcoal arousing knife
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
cerebral milky hall prole
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
concupiscible shimmering trust fund school
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
glittery peach den digit ratio
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Exhilarant Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
brilliant laughsome parlour
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Jade deep liquid oxygen new version
  07/01/25
...
brilliant laughsome parlour
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Cheese-eating chestnut hominid coffee pot
  07/01/25
😟
spectacular haunting piazza elastic band
  07/01/25
...
Sepia Impertinent Newt
  07/01/25
holy shit
brilliant laughsome parlour
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
glittery peach den digit ratio
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
confused step-uncle's house headpube
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Mustard mental disorder
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Navy domesticated address chad
  07/01/25
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brilliant laughsome parlour
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Mustard mental disorder
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Mustard mental disorder
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Citrine tanning salon police squad
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Navy domesticated address chad
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
brilliant laughsome parlour
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Talented Fear-inspiring Son Of Senegal Ratface
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Cheese-eating chestnut hominid coffee pot
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Heady Tattoo
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
brilliant laughsome parlour
  07/06/25
...
Citrine tanning salon police squad
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
filthy cocky public bath
  07/06/25
...
federal halford theater stage
  07/06/25
lol
Jade deep liquid oxygen new version
  07/07/25
wow
brilliant laughsome parlour
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: puce double fault shrine

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Carmine Histrionic Round Eye Party Of The First Part

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: racy autistic mad cow disease

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: hideous pozpig rigpig

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Swollen Candlestick Maker National

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Navy domesticated address chad

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Opaque Misunderstood Garrison

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Cream razzmatazz abode

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: angry marvelous kitchen

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: slate tank menage

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Greedy fishy puppy

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: kink-friendly drab ladyboy temple

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling canary nowag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: claret sanctuary

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: angry marvelous kitchen

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: brass stage alpha

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly drab ladyboy temple

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Jade deep liquid oxygen new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Greedy fishy puppy

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: claret sanctuary

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating chestnut hominid coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Mischievous reading party

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Navy domesticated address chad

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: gaped boyish center

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Spruce property masturbator

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Greedy fishy puppy

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: gaped boyish center

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: puce double fault shrine

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Greedy fishy puppy

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: brass stage alpha

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: brindle pontificating jewess doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: rambunctious crackhouse

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: ivory clown principal's office

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: judgmental dopamine skinny woman

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: ivory clown principal's office

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Jade deep liquid oxygen new version

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: ivory clown principal's office

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: snowy zippy psychic

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Curious Twinkling Uncleanness

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Twinkling institution sweet tailpipe

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Jade deep liquid oxygen new version

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Dark Abnormal Nursing Home Sex Offender

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Vigorous Impressive Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Citrine tanning salon police squad

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Lake multi-colored house

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cream razzmatazz abode

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Dark Abnormal Nursing Home Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Greedy fishy puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly drab ladyboy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Tripping chest-beating telephone really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: federal halford theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Curious Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Twinkling institution sweet tailpipe

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: rambunctious crackhouse

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: blue library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating chestnut hominid coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Crawly Brethren Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: hairraiser out-of-control senate

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Mustard mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: racy autistic mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Swollen Candlestick Maker National

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Twinkling institution sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Jade deep liquid oxygen new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bespoke church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: bronze goyim station

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: angry marvelous kitchen

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Tripping chest-beating telephone really tough guy

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: federal halford theater stage

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Jade deep liquid oxygen new version

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: bronze goyim station

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: judgmental dopamine skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: federal halford theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Mustard mental disorder

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Fortuitous Meteor

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: brass stage alpha

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Greedy fishy puppy

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: glittery peach den digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Jade deep liquid oxygen new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Dark Abnormal Nursing Home Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed striped hyena ape

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: pearl wagecucks sneaky criminal

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: charcoal arousing knife

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: cerebral milky hall prole

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: concupiscible shimmering trust fund school

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: glittery peach den digit ratio

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant Cruise Ship

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Jade deep liquid oxygen new version

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Cheese-eating chestnut hominid coffee pot

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: spectacular haunting piazza elastic band

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Sepia Impertinent Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: glittery peach den digit ratio

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: confused step-uncle's house headpube

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Mustard mental disorder

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Navy domesticated address chad

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Mustard mental disorder

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Mustard mental disorder

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Citrine tanning salon police squad

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Navy domesticated address chad

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Talented Fear-inspiring Son Of Senegal Ratface

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Cheese-eating chestnut hominid coffee pot

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Heady Tattoo

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Citrine tanning salon police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: filthy cocky public bath

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: federal halford theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Jade deep liquid oxygen new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome parlour

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)