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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Pink lodge
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
shimmering shrine
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Fiercely-loyal Temple Shitlib
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
histrionic step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Provocative cheese-eating patrolman
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
spruce den kitty
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
white balding idiot church
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Coral site
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Magical dilemma jap
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Spectacular Deranged Dog Poop
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Wine razzle roast beef
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
glittery garrison gunner
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
High-end multi-colored famous landscape painting sex offender
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
heady amber locus antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
cr
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Magical dilemma jap
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Light passionate sneaky criminal hell
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
glittery garrison gunner
  06/30/25
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cordovan comical house queen of the night
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Wine razzle roast beef
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
heady amber locus antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
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dark demanding theater stage toilet seat
  07/01/25
*bussy
titillating sanctuary
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
spruce den kitty
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Talented faggotry cuckold
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Metal pocket flask
  06/30/25
fuck
Wine razzle roast beef
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Talented faggotry cuckold
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Pink lodge
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Wine razzle roast beef
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Light passionate sneaky criminal hell
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
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glassy internet-worthy nowag
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
hairraiser range
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Transparent Volcanic Crater School
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Duck-like trailer park
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Transparent Volcanic Crater School
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
cordovan comical house queen of the night
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Transparent Volcanic Crater School
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Puce bipolar abode affirmative action
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
aggressive 180 haunted graveyard generalized bond
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
ebony jewess
  06/30/25
tcr
cordovan comical house queen of the night
  07/01/25
just jump
Concupiscible vermilion private investor
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
...
curious saffron stage
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
house-broken address clown
  06/30/25
wow
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Flickering Juggernaut Striped Hyena
  06/30/25
JFC man
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Coral site
  06/30/25
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Concupiscible vermilion private investor
  06/30/25
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Wine razzle roast beef
  06/30/25
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glittery garrison gunner
  06/30/25
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drunken plaza messiness
  06/30/25
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contagious talking goal in life stead
  06/30/25
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aggressive 180 haunted graveyard generalized bond
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
ebony jewess
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
hairraiser range
  06/30/25
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dashing wrinkle
  07/01/25
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dark demanding theater stage toilet seat
  07/01/25
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dead adulterous lay blood rage
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Chartreuse Racy Principal's Office
  07/01/25
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Swashbuckling Idiotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/01/25
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Fiercely-loyal Temple Shitlib
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Provocative cheese-eating patrolman
  06/30/25
bro
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
...
ebony jewess
  06/30/25
lol
cordovan comical house queen of the night
  07/01/25
...
Violent sienna parlor puppy
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
offensive state brethren
  06/30/25
jfc
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Magical dilemma jap
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
drunken plaza messiness
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
contagious talking goal in life stead
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
cordovan comical house queen of the night
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
offensive state brethren
  07/01/25
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Duck-like trailer park
  07/01/25
...
contagious talking goal in life stead
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Swashbuckling Idiotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Stirring meetinghouse
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Light passionate sneaky criminal hell
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
ruby field mediation
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Wine razzle roast beef
  06/30/25
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ruby field mediation
  07/01/25
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flesh forum
  07/01/25
lol
cordovan comical house queen of the night
  07/01/25
...
Concupiscible vermilion private investor
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
vigorous obsidian depressive
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Bateful Narrow-minded Church Building Candlestick Maker
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Indigo galvanic fanboi university
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Maniacal Painfully Honest Space Knife
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Infuriating Community Account Sandwich
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
flesh forum
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Green national security agency
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
ruby field mediation
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
cordovan comical house queen of the night
  07/01/25
...
ruby field mediation
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
dark demanding theater stage toilet seat
  07/01/25
😟
Beady-eyed home
  07/01/25
...
twisted lake locale ape
  07/01/25
holy shit
ruby field mediation
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
flesh forum
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Big crackhouse hairy legs
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Swashbuckling Idiotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
spruce den kitty
  07/01/25
...
ruby field mediation
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Swashbuckling Idiotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Swashbuckling Idiotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
house-broken address clown
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
spruce den kitty
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
ruby field mediation
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
slate chapel french chef
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
dark demanding theater stage toilet seat
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Erotic Exhilarant Friendly Grandma
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
ruby field mediation
  07/06/25
...
house-broken address clown
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Burgundy tank
  07/06/25
...
contagious talking goal in life stead
  07/06/25
lol
cordovan comical house queen of the night
  07/07/25
wow
ruby field mediation
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ruby field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Pink lodge

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: shimmering shrine

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Temple Shitlib

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: histrionic step-uncle's house

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Provocative cheese-eating patrolman

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: spruce den kitty

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: white balding idiot church

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Coral site

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Magical dilemma jap

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Deranged Dog Poop

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Wine razzle roast beef

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: glittery garrison gunner

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: High-end multi-colored famous landscape painting sex offender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: heady amber locus antidepressant drug

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Magical dilemma jap

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Light passionate sneaky criminal hell

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: glittery garrison gunner

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: cordovan comical house queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Wine razzle roast beef

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: heady amber locus antidepressant drug

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: dark demanding theater stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: titillating sanctuary

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: spruce den kitty

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Talented faggotry cuckold

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Metal pocket flask

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Wine razzle roast beef

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Talented faggotry cuckold

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Pink lodge

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Wine razzle roast beef

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Light passionate sneaky criminal hell

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: glassy internet-worthy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: hairraiser range

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Transparent Volcanic Crater School

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Transparent Volcanic Crater School

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: cordovan comical house queen of the night

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Transparent Volcanic Crater School

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Puce bipolar abode affirmative action

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: aggressive 180 haunted graveyard generalized bond

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: ebony jewess

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: cordovan comical house queen of the night

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible vermilion private investor

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: curious saffron stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: house-broken address clown

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Flickering Juggernaut Striped Hyena

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Coral site

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible vermilion private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Wine razzle roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: glittery garrison gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: drunken plaza messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: contagious talking goal in life stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: aggressive 180 haunted graveyard generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: ebony jewess

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: hairraiser range

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: dashing wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: dark demanding theater stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: dead adulterous lay blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse Racy Principal's Office

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Idiotic Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Temple Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Provocative cheese-eating patrolman

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: ebony jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: cordovan comical house queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Violent sienna parlor puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: offensive state brethren

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Magical dilemma jap

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: drunken plaza messiness

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: contagious talking goal in life stead

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: cordovan comical house queen of the night

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: offensive state brethren

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: contagious talking goal in life stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Idiotic Mad-dog Skullcap

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Stirring meetinghouse

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Light passionate sneaky criminal hell

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Wine razzle roast beef

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: ruby field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: flesh forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: cordovan comical house queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible vermilion private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: vigorous obsidian depressive

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Bateful Narrow-minded Church Building Candlestick Maker

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Indigo galvanic fanboi university

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Maniacal Painfully Honest Space Knife

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Infuriating Community Account Sandwich

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: flesh forum

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Green national security agency

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: ruby field mediation

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: cordovan comical house queen of the night

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: ruby field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: dark demanding theater stage toilet seat

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed home

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: twisted lake locale ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: flesh forum

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Big crackhouse hairy legs

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Idiotic Mad-dog Skullcap

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: spruce den kitty

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ruby field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Idiotic Mad-dog Skullcap

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Idiotic Mad-dog Skullcap

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: house-broken address clown

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: spruce den kitty

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: slate chapel french chef

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: dark demanding theater stage toilet seat

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Erotic Exhilarant Friendly Grandma

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: house-broken address clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Burgundy tank

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: contagious talking goal in life stead



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: cordovan comical house queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: ruby field mediation

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)