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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Crystalline casino mediation
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Multi-colored cerise coldplay fan
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
tripping mint doctorate karate
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
sinister effete institution
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
glittery double fault
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
stimulating telephone house
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
medicated office faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
maize juggernaut therapy
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
apoplectic vigorous police squad
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Diverse violent antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Amber Range
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
spruce odious nursing home
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Ocher property
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
fluffy business firm messiness
  06/30/25
cr
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
apoplectic vigorous police squad
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Haunting gaped trailer park dopamine
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
spruce odious nursing home
  06/30/25
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impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Amber Range
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
fluffy business firm messiness
  06/30/25
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cerebral pit
  07/01/25
*bussy
Flatulent Newt Box Office
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
stimulating telephone house
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Pink parlour potus
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Frum chrome yarmulke
  06/30/25
fuck
Amber Range
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Pink parlour potus
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Crystalline casino mediation
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Amber Range
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Haunting gaped trailer park dopamine
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
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slimy kitty
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
low-t infuriating hell clown
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
razzmatazz alcoholic friendly grandma roommate
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Crusty Half-breed
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
razzmatazz alcoholic friendly grandma roommate
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
razzmatazz alcoholic friendly grandma roommate
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Startled place of business coffee pot
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
balding orange home boiling water
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
hyperventilating jet-lagged dilemma reading party
  06/30/25
tcr
impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker
  07/01/25
just jump
salmon dead hospital
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
...
fantasy-prone keepsake machete theater stage
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Bisexual Masturbator Hairy Legs
  06/30/25
wow
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
onyx center
  06/30/25
JFC man
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
maize juggernaut therapy
  06/30/25
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salmon dead hospital
  06/30/25
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Amber Range
  06/30/25
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spruce odious nursing home
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Hairraiser Fuchsia Turdskin Electric Furnace
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Rebellious generalized bond pervert
  06/30/25
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balding orange home boiling water
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
hyperventilating jet-lagged dilemma reading party
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
low-t infuriating hell clown
  06/30/25
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insanely creepy white heaven fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
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cerebral pit
  07/01/25
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spectacular pale brunch
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Idiotic Chest-beating Gay Wizard
  07/01/25
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Hateful crimson step-uncle's house giraffe
  07/01/25
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tripping mint doctorate karate
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
glittery double fault
  06/30/25
bro
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
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hyperventilating jet-lagged dilemma reading party
  06/30/25
lol
impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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mind-boggling weed whacker rehab
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Brilliant philosopher-king
  06/30/25
jfc
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
apoplectic vigorous police squad
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Hairraiser Fuchsia Turdskin Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Rebellious generalized bond pervert
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Brilliant philosopher-king
  07/01/25
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Crusty Half-breed
  07/01/25
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Rebellious generalized bond pervert
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Hateful crimson step-uncle's house giraffe
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
coiffed community account address
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Haunting gaped trailer park dopamine
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
wonderful copper public bath
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Amber Range
  06/30/25
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wonderful copper public bath
  07/01/25
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Chestnut ticket booth
  07/01/25
lol
impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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salmon dead hospital
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Flesh sound barrier
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
free-loading blathering jew legal warrant
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Floppy Carnelian Puppy Digit Ratio
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Learning Disabled Citrine Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
slate hilarious school goal in life
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Chestnut ticket booth
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Laughsome lay
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
wonderful copper public bath
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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wonderful copper public bath
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
cerebral pit
  07/01/25
😟
Talented Set Pistol
  07/01/25
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cowardly mahogany field
  07/01/25
holy shit
wonderful copper public bath
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Chestnut ticket booth
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Yellow razzle stag film
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Hateful crimson step-uncle's house giraffe
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
stimulating telephone house
  07/01/25
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wonderful copper public bath
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Hateful crimson step-uncle's house giraffe
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Hateful crimson step-uncle's house giraffe
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Bisexual Masturbator Hairy Legs
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
stimulating telephone house
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
wonderful copper public bath
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
adventurous garnet indian lodge
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
cerebral pit
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
aqua rough-skinned dingle berry principal's office
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
wonderful copper public bath
  07/06/25
...
Bisexual Masturbator Hairy Legs
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Know-it-all Depressive
  07/06/25
...
Rebellious generalized bond pervert
  07/06/25
lol
impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker
  07/07/25
wow
wonderful copper public bath
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Crystalline casino mediation

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored cerise coldplay fan

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: tripping mint doctorate karate

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: sinister effete institution

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: glittery double fault

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: stimulating telephone house

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: medicated office faggot firefighter

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: maize juggernaut therapy

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: apoplectic vigorous police squad

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Diverse violent antidepressant drug

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Amber Range

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: spruce odious nursing home

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Ocher property

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: fluffy business firm messiness

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: apoplectic vigorous police squad

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Haunting gaped trailer park dopamine

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: spruce odious nursing home

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Amber Range

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fluffy business firm messiness

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: cerebral pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Flatulent Newt Box Office

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: stimulating telephone house

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pink parlour potus

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Frum chrome yarmulke

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Amber Range

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Pink parlour potus

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Crystalline casino mediation

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Amber Range

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Haunting gaped trailer park dopamine

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: slimy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: low-t infuriating hell clown

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic friendly grandma roommate

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Crusty Half-breed

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic friendly grandma roommate

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic friendly grandma roommate

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Startled place of business coffee pot

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: balding orange home boiling water

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating jet-lagged dilemma reading party

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: salmon dead hospital

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone keepsake machete theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Bisexual Masturbator Hairy Legs

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: onyx center

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: maize juggernaut therapy

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: salmon dead hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Amber Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: spruce odious nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Fuchsia Turdskin Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Rebellious generalized bond pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: balding orange home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: hyperventilating jet-lagged dilemma reading party

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: low-t infuriating hell clown

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: insanely creepy white heaven fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: cerebral pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: spectacular pale brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Idiotic Chest-beating Gay Wizard

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Hateful crimson step-uncle's house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: tripping mint doctorate karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: glittery double fault

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: hyperventilating jet-lagged dilemma reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling weed whacker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Brilliant philosopher-king

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: apoplectic vigorous police squad

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser Fuchsia Turdskin Electric Furnace

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Rebellious generalized bond pervert

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Brilliant philosopher-king

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Crusty Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Rebellious generalized bond pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Hateful crimson step-uncle's house giraffe

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: coiffed community account address

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Haunting gaped trailer park dopamine

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Amber Range

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: wonderful copper public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Chestnut ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: salmon dead hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Flesh sound barrier

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: free-loading blathering jew legal warrant

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Floppy Carnelian Puppy Digit Ratio

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Citrine Cruise Ship

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: slate hilarious school goal in life

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Chestnut ticket booth

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Laughsome lay

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: wonderful copper public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: cerebral pit

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Talented Set Pistol

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: cowardly mahogany field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Chestnut ticket booth

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Yellow razzle stag film

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Hateful crimson step-uncle's house giraffe

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: stimulating telephone house

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: wonderful copper public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Hateful crimson step-uncle's house giraffe

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Hateful crimson step-uncle's house giraffe

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Bisexual Masturbator Hairy Legs

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: stimulating telephone house

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: adventurous garnet indian lodge

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: cerebral pit

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: aqua rough-skinned dingle berry principal's office

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bisexual Masturbator Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Know-it-all Depressive

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Rebellious generalized bond pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: impressive big fat ankles candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful copper public bath

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)