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POLL: Why are children more afraid of SP than the IT Clown?

Serious answers only pls
unhinged national
  12/06/24
The IT Clown only cums out of drains
unhinged national
  05/26/25
Yeah, lots of children sure are terrified of 'spaceporn'. I...
bateful alpha
  05/26/25
Fair point. Spaceporn is very very very real (as the Virgi...
unhinged national
  05/26/25
uh huh. So why isn't 'spaceporn' in jail if he is 'real'?
bateful alpha
  05/26/25
because the cops are too scared to travel into the Richmond ...
unhinged national
  08/22/25
Speedy comeback
electric know-it-all psychic
  08/22/25
I feel like Spaceporn is definitely a lesser clown. Like he...
Titillating Stubborn Center
  05/26/25
IT waits for you to reach for his balloon, while Spaceporn a...
wonderful turdskin boiling water
  08/22/25
A terrifying character, this “Spaceporn.” Kind ...
electric know-it-all psychic
  08/22/25
...
unhinged national
  10/31/25
my God
Deranged native
  10/31/25


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Date: December 6th, 2024 5:57 PM
Author: unhinged national

Serious answers only pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#48420106)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: unhinged national

The IT Clown only cums out of drains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#48963246)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: bateful alpha

Yeah, lots of children sure are terrified of 'spaceporn'. I always hear mothers telling their kids if they misbehave they will send 'spaceporn' to 'squanch' them.

The IT clown is from a rated-R movie on the other hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#48963259)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: unhinged national

Fair point.

Spaceporn is very very very real (as the Virginia Department of Child Protective Services has documented in disgusting detail).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#48963290)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: bateful alpha

uh huh. So why isn't 'spaceporn' in jail if he is 'real'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#48963308)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: unhinged national

because the cops are too scared to travel into the Richmond sewers and downward to discover his lair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#49205029)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: electric know-it-all psychic

Speedy comeback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#49205064)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Titillating Stubborn Center

I feel like Spaceporn is definitely a lesser clown. Like he would be terrified of pennywise himself, but would brag to acquaintances that they are tight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#48963335)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful turdskin boiling water

IT waits for you to reach for his balloon, while Spaceporn aggressively probes for yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#49205071)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: electric know-it-all psychic

A terrifying character, this “Spaceporn.” Kind of an artifact of posters’ abuse when they were weak and small.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#49205076)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: unhinged national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#49390917)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Deranged native

my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645501&forum_id=2:#49390920)