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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Light Comical Pit Boistinker
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
painfully honest chapel dopamine
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Light Comical Pit Boistinker
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
painfully honest chapel dopamine
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Light Comical Pit Boistinker
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
painfully honest chapel dopamine
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Light Comical Pit Boistinker
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
painfully honest chapel dopamine
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Light Comical Pit Boistinker
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
painfully honest chapel dopamine
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Light Comical Pit Boistinker
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
metal stage
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Light Comical Pit Boistinker
  08/18/13
k
metal stage
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Light Comical Pit Boistinker
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Opaque narrow-minded kitty jew
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Light Comical Pit Boistinker
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
umber 180 plaza water buffalo
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Light Comical Pit Boistinker
  08/18/13
180
umber 180 plaza water buffalo
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What did she say back?
painfully honest chapel dopamine
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel dopamine

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel dopamine

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel dopamine

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel dopamine

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel dopamine

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: metal stage

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: metal stage

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: motley forum people who are hurt

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: bat shit crazy histrionic heaven gay wizard

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine New Version Travel Guidebook



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Disrespectful Frozen Point Dingle Berry



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: White theater stage

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: bat shit crazy histrionic heaven gay wizard



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: vibrant ladyboy foreskin



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: stirring idea he suggested



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Sick sickened newt therapy

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: glittery public bath sweet tailpipe

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Opaque narrow-minded kitty jew

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: umber 180 plaza water buffalo

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: umber 180 plaza water buffalo

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: umber 180 plaza water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel dopamine

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel dopamine

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel dopamine

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel dopamine

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: multi-colored persian mother



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Massive spruce box office



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine New Version Travel Guidebook

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Gold mind-boggling dilemma sneaky criminal



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Mischievous Haunted Graveyard

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: honey-headed trip lodge

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: umber 180 plaza water buffalo

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Deep area



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: lilac federal rigpig telephone



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: bat shit crazy histrionic heaven gay wizard



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: aromatic international law enforcement agency hall



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Smoky Aphrodisiac Home Cuckold

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant out-of-control kitchen electric furnace



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Stubborn sapphire degenerate



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: greedy offensive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Self-absorbed tantric legend idiot

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: canary school

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Clear theatre sex offender

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Clear theatre sex offender

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: lascivious round eye

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: canary school

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: metal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: topaz laughsome church building doctorate

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant out-of-control kitchen electric furnace

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: umber 180 plaza water buffalo

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Mischievous Haunted Graveyard

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: bat shit crazy histrionic heaven gay wizard



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Vivacious parlor macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Vivacious parlor macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: bat shit crazy histrionic heaven gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: greedy offensive brunch

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: glittery public bath sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: vibrant ladyboy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Shimmering Racy Fortuitous Meteor

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Dashing chad candlestick maker

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Dashing chad candlestick maker

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Queen Of The Night

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: fantasy-prone tanning salon

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Opaque narrow-minded kitty jew

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Opaque narrow-minded kitty jew

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Amber irradiated stag film

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Amber irradiated stag film

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse marketing idea

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: galvanic genital piercing locale



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: floppy rehab

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Exciting senate toilet seat

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Aqua cruise ship



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz flushed internal respiration theater



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: mahogany twinkling uncleanness institution

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Yellow flickering selfie

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: gaped affirmative action property

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: sexy self-centered jap azn

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Aquamarine New Version Travel Guidebook



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Mischievous Haunted Graveyard

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Light Comical Pit Boistinker



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
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