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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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provocative locale
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
vigorous pearly native
  05/30/25
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Angry heady location
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Dashing sooty dilemma
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Blue Bipolar Philosopher-king
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Glittery hell
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
blathering point
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Glittery hell
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
anal sandwich
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
hyperactive spruce police squad
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Maniacal arousing indirect expression heaven
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Brilliant Striped Hyena Public Bath
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Sticky Onyx Ticket Booth
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
racy sweet tailpipe
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Sticky Onyx Ticket Booth
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Turquoise nighttime chapel
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Crawly house jap
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: provocative locale



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: vigorous pearly native

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Angry heady location



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Dashing sooty dilemma

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Blue Bipolar Philosopher-king

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Glittery hell

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: blathering point

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Glittery hell

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: anal sandwich

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: hyperactive spruce police squad

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Maniacal arousing indirect expression heaven

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Brilliant Striped Hyena Public Bath

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Sticky Onyx Ticket Booth

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: racy sweet tailpipe

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Sticky Onyx Ticket Booth

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Turquoise nighttime chapel

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Crawly house jap

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973591)