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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
wwop
Provocative Pistol
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
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Razzle-dazzle Violent Sex Offender
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
Hairraiser garrison hairy legs
  10/06/25
*The Crush
fantasy-prone razzle travel guidebook dog poop
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
Narrow-minded nursing home
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
stirring nudist address mother
  10/06/25
How old was she
multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets
  10/06/25
19
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets
  10/06/25
mfcr
Provocative Pistol
  10/06/25
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Narrow-minded nursing home
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
stirring nudist address mother
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
...
misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
alcoholic racy hall
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
fantasy-prone razzle travel guidebook dog poop
  10/06/25
As if
frozen space
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
Narrow-minded nursing home
  10/06/25
Yes
multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
vibrant beta locus roast beef
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
180 monikor
Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
Yellow hissy fit alpha
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams
  10/06/25
me too
Narrow-minded nursing home
  10/06/25
...
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
Blathering bateful famous landscape painting faggot firefighter
  10/06/25
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ruby cerebral striped hyena volcanic crater
  10/06/25
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misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
Carnelian alcoholic pisswyrm rehab
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
Yellow hissy fit alpha
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
alcoholic racy hall
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams
  10/06/25
Nice edit
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
pink lay scourge upon the earth
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
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trip puppy parlor
  10/06/25
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Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
henna gay wizard
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
Ok
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
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Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
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Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
cocky concupiscible stead depressive
  10/06/25
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ruby cerebral striped hyena volcanic crater
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
Low-t keepsake machete
  10/06/25
21 actually.
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
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vibrant beta locus roast beef
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
misanthropic resort
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
laughsome autistic masturbator market
  10/06/25
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Swollen Ebony Sanctuary
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
Vermilion stimulating place of business degenerate
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
curious dark chapel half-breed
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
drab supple office incel
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
smoky arousing dilemma dingle berry
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
Glittery school cafeteria
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
Swollen Ebony Sanctuary
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
vibrant beta locus roast beef
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
Glittery school cafeteria
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
Arrogant carmine tanning salon indirect expression
  10/06/25
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Unhinged marvelous church
  10/06/25
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
Chrome federal hospital
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Arrogant carmine tanning salon indirect expression
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Yapping drunken turdskin stage
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
milky coffee pot
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Blue Blood Rage
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
Green startled box office cuckoldry
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
Flickering peach weed whacker
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
aggressive deep generalized bond
  10/06/25
pics?
ruby cerebral striped hyena volcanic crater
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
chestnut soul-stirring goyim stage
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
Yellow hissy fit alpha
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
Canary Impressive Gas Station Sandwich
  10/07/25
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pink lay scourge upon the earth
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
apoplectic corner legend
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
Obsidian National
  10/11/25


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: milky coffee pot



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Provocative Pistol

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328898)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Violent Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328905)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser garrison hairy legs

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone razzle travel guidebook dog poop

*The Crush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329556)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded nursing home

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: stirring nudist address mother

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets

How old was she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328906)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets

What do you mean “from irl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328941)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Provocative Pistol

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Narrow-minded nursing home



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: misanthropic resort

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: stirring nudist address mother

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: misanthropic resort

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: misanthropic resort



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: alcoholic racy hall

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone razzle travel guidebook dog poop

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: frozen space

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded nursing home

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: vibrant beta locus roast beef

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Yellow hissy fit alpha

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst step-uncle's house nibblets

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded nursing home

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Blathering bateful famous landscape painting faggot firefighter

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: ruby cerebral striped hyena volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: misanthropic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Carnelian alcoholic pisswyrm rehab

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Yellow hissy fit alpha

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: alcoholic racy hall

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: misanthropic resort

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Building Laser Beams

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: misanthropic resort

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: pink lay scourge upon the earth

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: misanthropic resort

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: trip puppy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: henna gay wizard

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: misanthropic resort

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: misanthropic resort

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: misanthropic resort

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: cocky concupiscible stead depressive

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: ruby cerebral striped hyena volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Low-t keepsake machete

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: vibrant beta locus roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: misanthropic resort

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: laughsome autistic masturbator market

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Swollen Ebony Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Vermilion stimulating place of business degenerate

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: curious dark chapel half-breed

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: drab supple office incel

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: smoky arousing dilemma dingle berry

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Glittery school cafeteria

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Swollen Ebony Sanctuary

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: vibrant beta locus roast beef

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Glittery school cafeteria

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Arrogant carmine tanning salon indirect expression

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Unhinged marvelous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330489)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Chrome federal hospital

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Arrogant carmine tanning salon indirect expression

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Yapping drunken turdskin stage

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: milky coffee pot

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Blue Blood Rage

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Green startled box office cuckoldry

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Flickering peach weed whacker

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: aggressive deep generalized bond

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: ruby cerebral striped hyena volcanic crater

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: chestnut soul-stirring goyim stage

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Yellow hissy fit alpha

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Canary Impressive Gas Station Sandwich

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: pink lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: apoplectic corner legend

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Obsidian National

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2:#49342349)