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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
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bistre mediation partner
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Hairraiser stock car university
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
pearl depressive temple
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
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Charismatic point philosopher-king
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
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Charismatic point philosopher-king
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
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Charismatic point philosopher-king
  12/17/25
Incredible
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
boom lives
pearly self-absorbed parlor karate
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
pearl depressive temple
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
aromatic roommate
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
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Charismatic point philosopher-king
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
wmtp
Spruce french chef
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Cream police squad
  12/17/25
Strong contender
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Cream police squad
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Cream police squad
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Chrome garrison
  12/17/25
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flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
evan39
low-t athletic conference
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
bistre mediation partner
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Hideous judgmental ticket booth
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Hideous judgmental ticket booth
  12/17/25
who are you
pearly self-absorbed parlor karate
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Hideous judgmental ticket booth
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
pearly self-absorbed parlor karate
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
low-t athletic conference
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
charcoal senate
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Hideous judgmental ticket booth
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Hideous judgmental ticket booth
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Hideous judgmental ticket booth
  12/18/25
whokobe
pearly self-absorbed parlor karate
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Chrome garrison
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Chrome garrison
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
godawful stage
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
pearly self-absorbed parlor karate
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
godawful stage
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
pearly self-absorbed parlor karate
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
godawful stage
  12/17/25
Who is IH
flirting pervert brunch
  12/17/25
(n00b)
godawful stage
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Learning Disabled Cyan Sanctuary
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
flirting pervert brunch
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
vibrant gay wizard psychic
  12/18/25
Stfu
flirting pervert brunch
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
odious yellow stag film nowag
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Up-to-no-good Meetinghouse Codepig
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Dashing Crystalline Legal Warrant Resort
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
flirting pervert brunch
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Sickened tank
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
flirting pervert brunch
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Learning Disabled Cyan Sanctuary
  12/18/25
Boom
Brilliant multi-colored associate rehab
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ocher dopamine locale
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: bistre mediation partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser stock car university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: pearl depressive temple

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Charismatic point philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Charismatic point philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Charismatic point philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: pearly self-absorbed parlor karate

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: pearl depressive temple

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: aromatic roommate

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Charismatic point philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Spruce french chef

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Cream police squad

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Cream police squad

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Cream police squad

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Chrome garrison

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: low-t athletic conference

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: bistre mediation partner

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Hideous judgmental ticket booth

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Hideous judgmental ticket booth

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: pearly self-absorbed parlor karate

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Hideous judgmental ticket booth

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: pearly self-absorbed parlor karate

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: low-t athletic conference

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: charcoal senate

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Hideous judgmental ticket booth

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Hideous judgmental ticket booth

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Hideous judgmental ticket booth

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: pearly self-absorbed parlor karate

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Chrome garrison

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Chrome garrison

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: godawful stage

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: pearly self-absorbed parlor karate

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: godawful stage

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: pearly self-absorbed parlor karate

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: godawful stage

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: godawful stage

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cyan Sanctuary

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: vibrant gay wizard psychic

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: odious yellow stag film nowag

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Meetinghouse Codepig

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Dashing Crystalline Legal Warrant Resort

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Sickened tank

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: flirting pervert brunch

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cyan Sanctuary

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Brilliant multi-colored associate rehab

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: ocher dopamine locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519546)