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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring market haunted graveyard



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Pearly Big-titted Public Bath

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Pearly Big-titted Public Bath

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: fishy theater stage dopamine

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Ruby bisexual range cuckold

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Chrome concupiscible generalized bond corner



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: vigorous elite plaza twinkling uncleanness

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: vigorous elite plaza twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Arousing dragon

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Garnet parlor tattoo

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: marvelous jewess

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: 180 potus

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Author: harsh hall keepsake machete

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: adventurous ruddy locus trump supporter

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed space

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Rose circlehead native

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: zippy quadroon gunner

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: saffron stead

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: adventurous ruddy locus trump supporter



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: salmon gas station pistol

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: light hairless juggernaut

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: sadistic aphrodisiac party of the first part

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic vibrant nowag



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Bronze piazza

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: puce stubborn locale

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Lime big mediation trust fund



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: cordovan passionate sneaky criminal fortuitous meteor

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: judgmental lay

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: sienna curious station brethren

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: vigorous elite plaza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: hairraiser step-uncle's house degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Shivering Location Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Purple cerebral hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: house-broken ticket booth hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: shaky center coffee pot

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: sienna curious station brethren

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: 180 potus



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Garnet parlor tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Peach metal forum

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: tantric aromatic shrine

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Stimulating school

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: vigorous elite plaza twinkling uncleanness

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: sienna curious station brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Stirring Fighting Athletic Conference

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: bearded box office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: vigorous elite plaza twinkling uncleanness

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Bonkers Rusted Volcanic Crater Toilet Seat

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: maroon orchestra pit stock car



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: ultramarine titillating principal's office personal credit line

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: primrose flickering pervert alpha

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: multi-colored startled whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: vigorous elite plaza twinkling uncleanness

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: arrogant histrionic bbw

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: laughsome death wish heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: sapphire floppy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: cocky heady private investor casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Odious low-t spot son of senegal

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: cocky heady private investor casino

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: mint swashbuckling stage

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: vigorous elite plaza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: abusive dilemma

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: chocolate fragrant boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Peach metal forum

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: vigorous elite plaza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: adventurous ruddy locus trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: bateful really tough guy

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Cobalt Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Balding Emerald Jew



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Rambunctious Parlour



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Rambunctious Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: vigorous elite plaza twinkling uncleanness

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: rough-skinned voyeur

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Plum Hospital



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Rambunctious Parlour



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: chocolate fragrant boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned voyeur



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Rambunctious Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: harsh hall keepsake machete

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Rambunctious Parlour



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: spectacular lettuce



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: adventurous ruddy locus trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Ebony House Azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: slap-happy unhinged chad gaping



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: slap-happy unhinged chad gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: slap-happy unhinged chad gaping



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Rambunctious Parlour



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: well-lubricated cruise ship fat ankles



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: underhanded buff shitlib



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: sepia pit



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: obsidian vengeful queen of the night menage



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed space



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Author: Talented property cuckoldry



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Author: Contagious filthy depressive headpube



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: sapphire floppy abode



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Author: provocative candlestick maker



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Author: Free-loading razzle laser beams



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: khaki double fault hissy fit

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