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Hemorrhoids are fucking killing me brothers. seeking your advice

I thought i had a decade old tube of preparation H around he...
exhilarant theatre
  05/31/12
Apply some lotion and then push it back up in your ass if po...
house-broken site scourge upon the earth
  05/31/12
i put some lotion and that shit just burned. feels a little ...
exhilarant theatre
  05/31/12
You probably irritated it when wiping. Put lotion on the to...
house-broken site scourge upon the earth
  05/31/12
i think this is it. i have been shitting a metric ton recent...
exhilarant theatre
  05/31/12
never had rhoids but Vaseline is a good catch all for anythi...
Hateful Heaven
  09/03/25
Your butthole bleeds?
Vengeful institution pistol
  05/31/12
Quit Biglaw
violent crotch indirect expression
  05/31/12
surgery
titillating coffee pot
  09/03/25
lmao
Thirsty school cafeteria
  09/03/25
imagine OPs bunghole today
titillating coffee pot
  09/04/25
Try eating apples and u wont sit there wipinfg for 3 hours a...
odious chest-beating chad orchestra pit
  09/03/25
maybe try a sitz bath with epsom salt. fill tub with warm-t...
Mint massive chapel famous landscape painting
  09/03/25
(guy telling anderson silva to just put a splint on his leg...
titillating coffee pot
  09/03/25
surgery?
Overrated olive filthpig market
  09/03/25
Toothpaste
cyan school telephone
  09/03/25
Cut down on the receptive anal sex for a while
Sinister indian lodge
  09/03/25
The honest answer--and you're not going to like this, probab...
Impressive digit ratio lodge
  09/04/25


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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:50 PM
Author: exhilarant theatre

I thought i had a decade old tube of preparation H around here somewhere but its naught to be found. Any other quick home solutions before I run out and grab some on the way into work tomorrow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#20803261)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: house-broken site scourge upon the earth

Apply some lotion and then push it back up in your ass if possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#20803279)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:53 PM
Author: exhilarant theatre

i put some lotion and that shit just burned. feels a little better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#20803309)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: house-broken site scourge upon the earth

You probably irritated it when wiping. Put lotion on the toilet paper before wiping next time.

Oh, and use more of a pressing up into your ass motion to wipe instead of the standard front to back or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#20803323)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:57 PM
Author: exhilarant theatre

i think this is it. i have been shitting a metric ton recently. 4-5 times a day. i eat a lot of veggies and fruits that go right through me. the TP at my work could strip asphalt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#20803359)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Hateful Heaven

never had rhoids but Vaseline is a good catch all for anything skin irritation related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49234871)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: Vengeful institution pistol

Your butthole bleeds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#20803272)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:57 PM
Author: violent crotch indirect expression

Quit Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#20803350)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: titillating coffee pot

surgery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49234815)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Thirsty school cafeteria

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49235369)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: titillating coffee pot

imagine OPs bunghole today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49235486)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: odious chest-beating chad orchestra pit

Try eating apples and u wont sit there wipinfg for 3 hours and cause this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49234845)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Mint massive chapel famous landscape painting

maybe try a sitz bath with epsom salt. fill tub with warm-to-hot water, dissolve some salts in there, and squat in the water for 10 to 15 minutes once or twice per day. see if that helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49234857)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: titillating coffee pot

(guy telling anderson silva to just put a splint on his leg post-weidman fracture)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49235367)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Overrated olive filthpig market

surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49234873)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: cyan school telephone

Toothpaste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49235370)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Sinister indian lodge

Cut down on the receptive anal sex for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49235388)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: Impressive digit ratio lodge

The honest answer--and you're not going to like this, probably--is you have to have rough receptive anal sex with an Alaskan red pissworm to properly clean out your anal walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961007&forum_id=2:#49235483)