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Shocking YouTube - i investigated Utah's deadly soda addiction

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day ever...
haunting infuriating immigrant
  05/19/25
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Onyx base partner
  05/20/25
They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.
massive cowardly patrolman pisswyrm
  05/20/25
Thought they can’t have caffeine
Beta mediation hairy legs
  05/20/25
They don't prohibit caffeine.
splenetic lemon main people step-uncle's house
  05/20/25
I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet...
judgmental forum pozpig
  05/20/25
they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmu...
Copper corn cake
  05/20/25
its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine dr...
haunting infuriating immigrant
  05/20/25
Disgusting
Concupiscible sable dysfunction
  05/20/25
it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks&rdq...
bossy house-broken university
  05/20/25
Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft d...
splenetic lemon main people step-uncle's house
  05/20/25
...
Razzle light knife affirmative action
  05/20/25
considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so ...
Copper corn cake
  05/20/25
its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's...
Exciting Native
  05/20/25
that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ou...
haunting infuriating immigrant
  05/20/25
they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest o...
Exciting Native
  05/20/25
the mormon wife in gdp
carnelian appetizing brunch
  05/20/25
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haunting infuriating immigrant
  05/21/25


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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: haunting infuriating immigrant

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day every day. A bunch of cute chicks, most of these people aren't fat. wtf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlNJc_OLbYw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48946201)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Onyx base partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48946246)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: massive cowardly patrolman pisswyrm

They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48946255)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Beta mediation hairy legs

Thought they can’t have caffeine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48946258)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: splenetic lemon main people step-uncle's house

They don't prohibit caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48946277)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: judgmental forum pozpig

I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet sprite meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48947465)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Copper corn cake

they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmud declares that tea and coffee are hot drinks even if served cold bc they were both originally designed to be served hot, and icing them is just some sinful way of trying to trick your way around god's will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48947594)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: haunting infuriating immigrant

its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48948859)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible sable dysfunction

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48946504)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: bossy house-broken university

it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks” or some shit like that (e.g., coffee and tea), so the Mormons get caffeine from other sources

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48946508)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: splenetic lemon main people step-uncle's house

Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft drinks are the substitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48947452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Razzle light knife affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48947471)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Copper corn cake

considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so they're considered hot drinks still

(edit that being said, herbal teas are in a gray area, where some leaders say it's okay because they're not /technically/ tea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48947596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Exciting Native

its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's addictions. i say leave them alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48947570)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: haunting infuriating immigrant

that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ounces of "sugar free cola" a day. That's two gallons. How is he not pissing literally all day?

Also Ive never heard of these fast food chain "soda" places either - dont have them near me IIRC. In Utah they have lines of cars waiting in line for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48948866)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Exciting Native

they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest of america has lines for chicken nuggets so its basically the same thing. the pissing thing is obviously solved by keeping the cup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48948950)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: carnelian appetizing brunch

the mormon wife in gdp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2:#48948864)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: haunting infuriating immigrant



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