Will share stories ITT of my SiL sexually provoking me & me never consummating
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:24 AM Author: exhilarant indirect expression
For ex. I could've fucked several friends' gfs. Never did so.
OR various girls in college who, while I didn't look 2x at them at the time, are in the realm of Phantasy for a paired-off aging lawyer now.
You can't collect interest on a spank-bank account, but you can deposit the funds into more fertile channels.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859085) |
Date: September 28th, 2023 10:25 PM Author: lime roommate
Last year. Again on a boat. (Combination of sun, alcohol, and minimal clothing probably contributes to some of these.) I'm sitting at the front of the boat with the SiL and my wife and the SiL turns to my wife and is like, I shit you not, "hey, what do you think it would sound like if [pumo] and I were having sex? Maybe like this [simulates loud sex sounds and her bouncing on my dick cowgirl style]." Wife gets super pissed, "[SiL] I don't think it's funny for you to talk about my husband that way." SiL laughs it off and tells wife she's being sensitive. Later in the evening I make a shitty comment to SiL about it, something totally awkward like "hey, ummmm, about that simulated sex scene on the boat earlier today ...."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857555) |
Date: September 28th, 2023 10:38 PM Author: lime roommate
I've told this one before here. We're at her house. A few years ago, pre-COVID. It's dinner time. She's in her master bedroom in a bathrobe lying on her bed. I'm out in the hall. She calls me over, "hey, pumo, what do you want for dinner." I reply "whatever." She's like "no, come here, I'm ordering on my iPad." So I walk into the bedroom and as I get closer it's apparent that her bathrobe is up around her waist, she's lying down facing the bed, so her bare ass and hairy pussy are casually exposed like if you were fucking her lying down from behind. We proceed to have a discussion about which tacos we both want to get as if I'm not staring at her plump, still wet from the shower ass and pussy, and then I back out of the room as she orders.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857617) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:42 PM Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth
The risk is not only that she will destroy his life. The bigger risk is that he is giving her power to destroy his life at any time, on a whim.
At that point she's got him by the nuts 24/7
"Oh but it's a suicide mission she'd have to admit fault too.". Lj fucking l. Have you ever met a woman?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859810) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 3:51 PM Author: burgundy scourge upon the earth
1 they are irrational
2 women are favored in divorce court anyway but most importantly
3 she will successfully portray herself as the victim of his untoward sexual malevolence and everyone will take her side. "Oh but she flashed her boob at me while she was breastfeeding what a tart! She was wearing a robe!"
" I thought we were family... I thought I was (sob sob) safe around him! I never imagined he was a predator (sob sob)"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46860420) |
Date: September 28th, 2023 11:08 PM Author: lime roommate
I think I've shared this one at some point here too but since we're doing a compilation. It's just after Christmas, just a couple years ago, SiL and her family are at our house for the holiday week. Everyone else is asleep but she and me and she's nursing her baby. Lights are dimmed, fireplace is on, I'm drinking a scotch. We're across the room from each other. She pops out her tits, full view, no attempt to hide it, usual practice, chats with me. Baby finishes. She looks at me and is like "bet you'd love to suck on this." I mumble something lame and then she's like "okay, I'm tired, I'm going to bed, goodnight" and heads upstairs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857739) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:56 AM Author: shimmering gas station
cr everyone loses
content ends for us (aside from whatever immediate shitshow fallout there is post-revelation)
your wife resents her sister forever
your wife won't trust you because this had been going on for years on end without a peep
your sister-in-law resents you for making your wife resent her (and probably ending her marriage, even if it wasn't going to last), so you don't even get to bone her
you hate yourself because you've actually hit the worst possible outcome: honesty AND blue balls
best case scenario is you and the wife stare at each other dispassionately for years until the kids are grown. worst case is divorce, no custody, and certainly no more tits-in-law (welcome to the Doodikoff Circuit)
stray strong pumo. it's rare for one of your kind to get this kind of support from sudos but we believe in you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859254) |
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:33 PM Author: lime roommate
I'm glad my pain is good reading. Those are the big "stories" I can think of off the top of my head. To be clear, and I've said this before, every time we are around each other I will inevitably see some combination of her ass, puss, or tits, like it just happens to the point of it being a common occurrence. The OP was prompted, by the way, by a text from her telling me she wants to visit in a few weeks. And I'm like "sure, hahahaha, that would be great hahahahahahahaha"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857878) |
Date: September 28th, 2023 11:53 PM Author: Laughsome hospital really tough guy
just fuck her
you sound like a gay mormon dork in these "stories"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857928) |
Date: September 29th, 2023 12:02 AM Author: sticky volcanic crater trailer park
Let me propose a way for you to screw her.
Next time you’re alone and at her place, put the towels in the laundry room and take a shower. Call down to her “Kate, where the hell are the towels??! Can you bring one up!?”
When she brings one up (sounds like 50% chance she’ll have changed into a robe on her own) come out of the shower and brush her tits as you get the towel. She’ll start leaning in and it will “just happen,” to use female language lol.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46857962) |
Date: September 29th, 2023 3:12 AM Author: anal principal's office
I have a theory that women do this because it allows you to transfer your sexual energy toward your wife (her sister) & it propagates her (their) genes & is low risk. Primitive humans were probably doing shit like this constantly. Like dudes get bored of fucking their wives for the 9000th time so need shit like this to make it novel. It takes a village.
I have had similar stuff go on and it is 100% only happens when youre taken
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46858232) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:19 AM Author: exhilarant indirect expression
She was a complete smokeshow. Blonde bombshell, runner, nice rack (big C cups, she was always walking around naked), always nicely pressed into tennis gear, etc. etc.
Yet here we are now -- she had two kids but she doesn't have custody of them, and at some point she hit the wall and gave up and got fat. And what of all of her forbidden flirtations now?
The human condition is towards rot, decay, and dust.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859051) |
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:27 AM Author: exhilarant indirect expression
My neighbor across the street, cool dude in his mid-50s, wears a Hawaiian shirt all the time, we borrow tools from one another -- good dude -- just found out he's got a daughter he never knew about, woman in her early/mid-20s, now staying at the house, with neighbor's wife still there and all that. When I reported hearing of the tale to him I say, "hey, what a blessing, guess we both have a recent edition to the family -- but boy, am I tired, kind of wish I'd done it your way. Condoms, not even once, am I right? SO overrated..." and then the neighbor's wife is sorta shooting daggers @ me and fidgeting so I walk on (I'm walking the dogs).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#46859091) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:43 AM Author: lime roommate
None of it is jackoff fiction. Never understand this defensive response by XO to IRL situations I've been dealing with for 10 years.
If I were going to write "jackoff fiction" it would probably involve more than me never doing anything for a decade.
hth
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#48310622) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:23 AM Author: lime roommate
Vacationed together in the fall in a beach setting involving a lot of bikini / swimming / “hey, let’s go on the two person inner tube together” situations. Was constantly suppressing giant boners. I’m extremely sexually attracted to her; when I’m hanging out with her solo I’m caught up in her looks and I probably actually love her. I just enjoying hanging out and spending time with her. It’s not a good situation. She looks incredible. She’s also been texting me a bunch since the fall trip just random chatty shit. (To be clear I also love my wife and family and haven’t done sexual shit with SiL despite all the situations I describe above, I’ve been straight edge.)
She’s coming post Christmas with her kids. Not bringing her rocky SO. Going to stay with us for an indeterminate amount of time. Imagine a lot of close proximity / hanging out / living together situations, she’s going to be in my house with me, wife, and kids, her SO not around, he’s going to visit family back east. She’s actually gotten less chatty with me last week or so as she’s started planning this visit and I’ve been light negging her in response.
She’s also, weirdly, been talking about possibly moving into our town away from where she currently lives. Wife jokes she’ll be sleeping in our bed soon and I want to die. I sometimes wonder if wife would be open to something either 3 or 1:1 1:1 separately. Also, maybe the talk of moving here is SiL’s soft way of approaching separating from SO but she’s so wildly inconsistent and mercurial who the fuck knows. Bottom line she’ll be hanging around in her robe no panties for like a week after Christmas.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49532957) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 AM Author: lime roommate
None of this, down to each detail, is flame. This is just my life.
I’m in constant psychosexual pain around my SiL because she constantly makes me want to fuck her and I think I also love her but I also love my wife and family and am faithful and also aware of the danger.
Maybe I’ll just fuck her a little after Christmas like just the tip / just to experiment for science.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2:#49533280) |
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