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SP makes the news for literal slip-and-fall "victory" - $2.3M for falling down

https://archive.is/NQjNC Funeral guest trips and falls on...
Mustard Weed Whacker
  05/25/25
They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right b...
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Excitant kitchen
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Thriller fanboi
  06/04/25
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Emerald Roast Beef Laser Beams
  05/25/25
Lol yes it is
Zombie-like stimulating brunch
  05/25/25
fine
Emerald Roast Beef Laser Beams
  05/25/25
this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy
180 hissy fit station
  05/25/25
Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.
Crystalline mood
  05/25/25
oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night
Puce bearded trailer park internal respiration
  05/25/25
Holy shit 180
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Mustard Weed Whacker
  05/25/25
we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where ...
Cerebral mexican digit ratio
  05/25/25
Ward and Chris are kyoot
Useless gold philosopher-king
  05/25/25
Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.
Dun Abnormal Hall
  05/25/25
But they look like regular stairs don’t they
Razzle-dazzle indigo dilemma
  05/25/25
Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too st...
avocado lay
  05/25/25
Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs...
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180 spaceporn!
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  05/26/25
180. Hope you get a piece of the $$
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  05/27/25
Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG &qu...
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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker

https://archive.is/NQjNC

Funeral guest trips and falls on stairs at club, suffers fractures — $2.3 million settlement

Virginia Lawyers Weekly//March 9, 2025// 2 Minute Read

Injuries alleged: Shoulder fracture, skull and facial fractures, traumatic brain injury with extensive hospitalization and permanent sequelae

Name of mediator: Judge Thomas S. Shadrick (Ret.)

Date resolved: July 19, 2024

Special damages: $766,831.50

Attorneys for plaintiff: Ward Marstiller and [Spaceporn], Richmond, Emroch & Kilduff

Description of case: The 80-year-old plaintiff was attending a funeral reception with her husband as guests at a private club when she fell down an exterior flight of stairs leading to an outdoor courtyard.

The plaintiff claimed she was at or near the top of the stairs when she lost her balance and cascaded down the steps, almost to the courtyard below.

The plaintiff alleged that the contractor who built the stairs, as part of a courtyard renovation project a few years before the subject incident, violated multiple building codes due primarily to non-uniformity of step height and depth. The top step riser and tread were shorter than the rest of the step risers and treads, which constituted a known fall hazard within the construction industry, according to the plaintiff’s experts, a forensic engineer and forensic architect.

The plaintiff further alleged that the club owner negligently failed to remedy or warn about this fall hazard. The plaintiff’s claim was corroborated by deposition testimony from both the contractor and club staff concerning the short top step as a potential fall hazard.

The defense designated a forensic architect to rebut the plaintiff’s allegations.

Due to the plaintiff’s post-traumatic amnesia, she could not recall precisely how or where she fell. Moreover, neither her husband nor any club staff member was able to provide eyewitness testimony as to the mechanism of the plaintiff’s fall.

A guest at the reception was eventually discovered who recalled certain aspects of the plaintiff’s fall but did not observe the plaintiff’s legs and feet at the time of her fall.

The plaintiff designated a biomechanical engineer to assist with causation issues in the case. The parties settled for $2.3 million a few days before trial.

Ward Marstiller, counsel for the plaintiff, provided case information.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960056)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: adventurous garnet abode

They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right before the plaintiff fell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960073)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960074)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Excitant kitchen



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Date: June 4th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Thriller fanboi



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: Emerald Roast Beef Laser Beams

1. disgusting

2. that guy is not and never has been spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960086)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: Zombie-like stimulating brunch

Lol yes it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960147)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Emerald Roast Beef Laser Beams

fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960177)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: 180 hissy fit station

this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960093)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Crystalline mood

Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960156)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Puce bearded trailer park internal respiration

oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960180)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle indigo dilemma

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960183)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960231)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Cerebral mexican digit ratio

we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where half the posts say something to the effect of "you may be a fag but some damn fine lawyering there tex! really exposing inefficiencies in the system! hell yeah"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960187)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: Useless gold philosopher-king

Ward and Chris are kyoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960197)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: Dun Abnormal Hall

Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960199)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle indigo dilemma

But they look like regular stairs don’t they

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960200)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: avocado lay

Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too steep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960201)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: Cerebral mexican digit ratio

Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs, fatty. You'll just end up with broken legs and maybe a grand in comped drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960202)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: heady hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960207)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: slippery supple locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960848)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960551)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48960808)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48961364)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48962096)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: House-broken jet-lagged roommate

180 spaceporn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48962124)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chapel useless brakes

180. Hope you get a piece of the $$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48962231)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48964131)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: Cerebral mexican digit ratio

Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG

"Let's see who has the most 100 post threads now, chump"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48964135)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker

SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48964138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Pea-brained half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48964160)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: citrine spectacular mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2:#48982249)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Orange Maniacal Newt



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker



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