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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Self-centered theater
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Kink-friendly Laughsome Really Tough Guy
  05/30/25
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Beady-eyed thirsty dysfunction
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
passionate space macaca
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Wonderful Sapphire Step-uncle's House Fanboi
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
mint jew
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Dark Lay Weed Whacker
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
mint jew
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
amethyst forum
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
curious fiercely-loyal cruise ship generalized bond
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Rusted hunting ground puppy
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
heady abode
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
cracking poppy chad
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Sadistic rehab
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
cracking poppy chad
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
boyish mildly autistic site associate
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Hot circlehead
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Self-centered theater



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Laughsome Really Tough Guy

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48972918)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed thirsty dysfunction



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: passionate space macaca

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Wonderful Sapphire Step-uncle's House Fanboi

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: mint jew

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Dark Lay Weed Whacker

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: mint jew

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: amethyst forum

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: curious fiercely-loyal cruise ship generalized bond

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Rusted hunting ground puppy

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: heady abode

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: cracking poppy chad

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Sadistic rehab

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: cracking poppy chad

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: boyish mildly autistic site associate

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Hot circlehead

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973591)