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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Haunting mustard field jap
  06/27/25
i support islam now
cyan locus mad cow disease
  06/27/25
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floppy costumed milk
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
jet-lagged orchid piazza codepig
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Haunting mustard field jap
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
jet-lagged orchid piazza codepig
  06/27/25
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Passionate dark dopamine church building
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Buff Wild Native
  06/27/25
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Yellow Arousing School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life
  06/27/25
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stubborn den giraffe
  06/27/25
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stubborn den giraffe
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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  06/27/25
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cowardly wrinkle quadroon
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Buff Wild Native
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
coiffed ebony ticket booth incel
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Buff Wild Native
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
jet-lagged orchid piazza codepig
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Buff Wild Native
  06/27/25
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pale stirring double fault
  06/27/25
It's both
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Yellow Arousing School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Frozen Corner Gaping
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
maize principal's office sound barrier
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
cyan locus mad cow disease
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Underhanded turdskin heaven
  06/27/25
lmfao
coiffed ebony ticket booth incel
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Bipolar jewess indirect expression
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Yellow Arousing School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Bipolar jewess indirect expression
  06/27/25
lmao
stubborn den giraffe
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
jet-lagged orchid piazza codepig
  06/27/25
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Balding gas station
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
stubborn den giraffe
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
cracking doobsian university
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
stubborn den giraffe
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Buff Wild Native
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
cracking doobsian university
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Buff Wild Native
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Yellow Arousing School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Bipolar jewess indirect expression
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
stubborn den giraffe
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Yellow Arousing School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
odious coffee pot
  06/27/25
TiTscR
self-absorbed temple
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Haunting mustard field jap
  06/27/25
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Haunting mustard field jap
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Frozen Corner Gaping
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Blathering Bespoke Pocket Flask Genital Piercing
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
angry old irish cottage roommate
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Navy titillating hall
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
mind-boggling metal dragon
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Blathering Bespoke Pocket Flask Genital Piercing
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
khaki aphrodisiac idea he suggested
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
maize principal's office sound barrier
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
stubborn den giraffe
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
mind-boggling metal dragon
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Blathering Bespoke Pocket Flask Genital Piercing
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Haunting mustard field jap



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: cyan locus mad cow disease

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: floppy costumed milk



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchid piazza codepig

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Haunting mustard field jap

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchid piazza codepig

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Passionate dark dopamine church building



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Buff Wild Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Yellow Arousing School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: stubborn den giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: stubborn den giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Citrine Dog Poop Stain

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: cowardly wrinkle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Buff Wild Native

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: coiffed ebony ticket booth incel

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Buff Wild Native

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchid piazza codepig

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Buff Wild Native

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: pale stirring double fault



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: ruby charismatic box office personal credit line

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Yellow Arousing School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Frozen Corner Gaping

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: maize principal's office sound barrier

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: cyan locus mad cow disease

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Underhanded turdskin heaven

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: coiffed ebony ticket booth incel

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Bipolar jewess indirect expression

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Yellow Arousing School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Bipolar jewess indirect expression

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: stubborn den giraffe

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchid piazza codepig

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Balding gas station



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: stubborn den giraffe

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: cracking doobsian university

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: stubborn den giraffe

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Buff Wild Native

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: cracking doobsian university

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Buff Wild Native

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Yellow Arousing School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Bipolar jewess indirect expression

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: stubborn den giraffe

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Yellow Arousing School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: odious coffee pot

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed temple

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Haunting mustard field jap

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Haunting mustard field jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Frozen Corner Gaping

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Blathering Bespoke Pocket Flask Genital Piercing

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: angry old irish cottage roommate

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Navy titillating hall

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling metal dragon

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Blathering Bespoke Pocket Flask Genital Piercing

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: khaki aphrodisiac idea he suggested

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: maize principal's office sound barrier

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: stubborn den giraffe

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling metal dragon

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Blathering Bespoke Pocket Flask Genital Piercing

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055482)