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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency
  12/08/25
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Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
bossy hilarious corner party of the first part
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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Glittery coral goyim
  12/17/25
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confused box office cumskin
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Bat-shit-crazy public bath
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Bat-shit-crazy public bath
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Galvanic Dopamine
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Heady bipolar business firm
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency
  12/18/25
lol
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Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
disgusting greedy giraffe forum
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
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Or his wife could just leave the tip!
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A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
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Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
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  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
disgusting greedy giraffe forum
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
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  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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Up-to-no-good philosopher-king
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
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  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
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  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Motley light keepsake machete
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Hyperventilating excitant house liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
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  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Hyperventilating excitant house liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
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  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
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“Move back” you say
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are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
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Silver Point Idea He Suggested
  12/17/25
I am not!
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: bossy hilarious corner party of the first part

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: irradiated bawdyhouse jew

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: disgusting greedy giraffe forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Glittery coral goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: confused box office cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy public bath

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy public bath

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Dopamine

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Heady bipolar business firm

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Lilac racy university bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Heady bipolar business firm

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: disgusting greedy giraffe forum

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: judgmental telephone casino

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Lilac racy university bbw

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: disgusting greedy giraffe forum

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: judgmental telephone casino

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: disgusting greedy giraffe forum

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Motley light keepsake machete

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth school

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Passionate Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Black Cracking Station Headpube

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Grizzly Bespoke Filthpig Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Costumed hospital international law enforcement agency

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic Knife Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: trip native goal in life

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating excitant house liquid oxygen

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Motley light keepsake machete

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating excitant house liquid oxygen

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Motley light keepsake machete

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating excitant house liquid oxygen

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Silver Point Idea He Suggested

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: judgmental telephone casino

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: trip native goal in life

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: judgmental telephone casino

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Silver Point Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: trip native goal in life

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: buff range

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518198)