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Does everyone remember Allan “muh keys” Lichtman?

I still sometimes think about his live stream on election ni...
fragrant olive degenerate
  10/15/25
one of the T3 shiltib TDS meltdowns along with Colbert and M...
chartreuse stage
  10/15/25
And then didn’t he throw an actual screaming tantrum o...
Vivacious newt
  10/15/25
Cenk dangled some actual keys and called him a fraud and he ...
Submissive old irish cottage public bath
  10/15/25
that was funny as fuck the keys part: https://youtu.be/hsmU...
medicated spot pocket flask
  10/16/25
holy god that guy (Lichtman) is insufferable. he spends the...
bearded chest-beating resort genital piercing
  10/16/25
Yeah his meltdown was absolutely hilarious
Hateful gay wizard
  10/15/25
I watch it every couple of months it ages like fine wine
Submissive old irish cottage public bath
  10/15/25
link
cyan clown set
  10/15/25
https://youtu.be/zdX9rSO6gLE "Allan Lichtman is read...
Submissive old irish cottage public bath
  10/15/25
will he pass down his keys to his retarded son
cyan clown set
  10/15/25
180 He should have come out and said he awarded his stupi...
Hateful gay wizard
  10/15/25
That's the joke on the internet. Even people have said this ...
Submissive old irish cottage public bath
  10/15/25
oh yeah, i remember him getting a couple of the keys totally...
Hateful gay wizard
  10/16/25
honestly, it’s just a retarded system. the fact that t...
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  10/17/25
He should forge a brand new key, the Misinformation Key, whi...
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  10/16/25
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fragrant olive degenerate
  10/15/25
Allan Lichtman vs. Nate Silver on Election Night: https://ww...
Unhinged bistre gaping coffee pot
  10/15/25
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  10/15/25
He was exposed as a weirdo and a fraud. Then he kept showing...
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  10/15/25
To be fair, I, for one, was absolutely shocked when the o...
dashing abode
  10/15/25
At the end of the day the craziest thing about him is he tho...
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  10/15/25
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Hateful gay wizard
  10/16/25
It's below Worcester Polytechnic. Nothing should be below Wo...
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  10/16/25
great post, would read again
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King of Seychelles: "I want my son to go to an American...
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  10/16/25
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dashing abode
  10/17/25
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pea-brained nudist whorehouse idiot
  10/17/25
This is better scholarship than he has ever produced
wild cracking house potus
  10/16/25
Lmao I just checked his CV and he lists being in “who&...
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Ivory exhilarant locus halford
  10/16/25
To be fair, Hey man go easy on Alan, that man has a fami-...
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  10/16/25
I remember Alan Rickman (RIP)
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  10/17/25
Lichtman defended his system of keys by claiming that the ke...
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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: fragrant olive degenerate

I still sometimes think about his live stream on election night 2024. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351634)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: chartreuse stage

one of the T3 shiltib TDS meltdowns along with Colbert and Maddow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352129)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Vivacious newt

And then didn’t he throw an actual screaming tantrum on tv a day or two later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351646)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Submissive old irish cottage public bath

Cenk dangled some actual keys and called him a fraud and he lost it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351650)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: medicated spot pocket flask

that was funny as fuck

the keys part: https://youtu.be/hsmUvSNS86Q?si=I3tVzDsNrBbNMHWn

the “blasphemy” part at 1:30 is incredible

the longer segment: https://youtu.be/GGaYdPHszBQ?si=0I9NhKvbnARLMoSf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352359)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: bearded chest-beating resort genital piercing

holy god that guy (Lichtman) is insufferable. he spends the entire time making personal attacks while claiming he's being personally attacked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352423)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Hateful gay wizard

Yeah his meltdown was absolutely hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351649)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Submissive old irish cottage public bath

I watch it every couple of months it ages like fine wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351652)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: cyan clown set

link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351654)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Submissive old irish cottage public bath

https://youtu.be/zdX9rSO6gLE

"Allan Lichtman is ready to call Penn for Harris at 8:20 pm"

"I cannot imagine how anyone voted for Trump after he totally unraveled these last two weeks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351665)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: cyan clown set

will he pass down his keys to his retarded son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351679)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Hateful gay wizard

180

He should have come out and said he awarded his stupid keys wrong but that the keys are still a solid indicator. Instead, he went on cable news and yelled at people about how his keys are on point but the American people are stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351713)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Submissive old irish cottage public bath

That's the joke on the internet. Even people have said this on TV. The keys are never wrong, but the Keymaker is flawed. When applied correctly Trump won the keys. Lichtman made a bunch of nonsensical deviations from the keys to pick Harris.

Some of the ones he awarded to Kamala were insane like no White House scandal and Trump isn't charismatic. Both of those should have gone the other way. The Biden dropout was a huge scandal. His baseline for judging charisma was is Trump beloved like Ronald Reagan? He should have said yes.

Then incumbency is muddy because he is a former President etc. Long term economy was not good for working people despite what NYT said. Lots of simple arguments why Trump won the keys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351727)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Hateful gay wizard

oh yeah, i remember him getting a couple of the keys totally fucking wrong, lmao.

what a fucking jerkoff. i bet the guy regards himself as a "political scientist" (emphasis on "scientist")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352314)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: pea-brained nudist whorehouse idiot

honestly, it’s just a retarded system. the fact that the “keys” have subjective inputs immediately makes it no different than any other boomer idiot sticking his finger in the wind. add in that they are weighted equally but individually binary and it’s an absolute joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49355277)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Unhinged bistre gaping coffee pot

He should forge a brand new key, the Misinformation Key, which, if turned, reverses the alignments of all the other keys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352366)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: fragrant olive degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352116)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Unhinged bistre gaping coffee pot

Allan Lichtman vs. Nate Silver on Election Night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAmcJ1FOv5o&t=40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351734)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: blue business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352155)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park new version

He was exposed as a weirdo and a fraud. Then he kept showing up and doubling down so that he could be called a weirdo and a fraud again and again. This only made him seem weirder and more fraudulent. I loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49351750)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: dashing abode

To be fair,

I, for one, was absolutely shocked when the obviously-insane-and-neurotic thin-skinned deeply-out-of-touch Jewish Boomer shitlib TTT academic (who inexplicably seems to think it's attractive to go around wearing the most ridiculous hairpiece in modern history) ended up being proven "wrong" about something.

I was pretty sure he was essentially infallible, frankly. He seemed like he truly had it all figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352109)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Submissive old irish cottage public bath

At the end of the day the craziest thing about him is he thought that teaching at American University made him a somebody. By far the craziest part about all of this. He works at a ttt. It's ranked below, I kid you not, SUNY Buffalo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352139)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Hateful gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352317)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Submissive old irish cottage public bath

It's below Worcester Polytechnic. Nothing should be below Worcester Polytechnic.

I also looked through the list of AU alumni. They are really big on promoting that the children of dictators of micronations went there. Like you think USC you think of some Saudi prince right. AU has like the King of Seychelles. It's so ttt. The most famous guy I could find who went to AU was the police chief of Congress who had to resign after J6. These are the minds formed by the likes of Lichtman.

We all know why he stayed at AU for most of his career it was so he could live in a really nice part of Maryland and go to DC functions and IDF banquets and shit. This dude just loved politics and it was a spot in DC near some prestigious suburbs. It's a place for people who are not that bright to go be a career professor and make a salary and live in a nice suburb. This guy was never gunning like oh I'm gonna publish like hell and become a big cheese and work my way up to Harvard or some shit. He is fucking boomer nobody coasting on the easy life watching his home value skyrocket over the years and Jewing out with his Jew friends and pretending to be involved in the DC scene. And he wrote his stupid book because he was absolutely dying to be part of the conversation. He couldn't sleep at night worried that people wouldn't remember him for anything and unlike his fratty and chill colleagues he just couldn't accept his own mediocrity. He just had to call attention to himself because his ridiculous Jew brain demanded he be heard. This is just how these people are wired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352349)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:11 AM
Author: medicated spot pocket flask

great post, would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352363)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:30 AM
Author: galvanic cobalt factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352451)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:45 AM
Author: curious library nowag

King of Seychelles: "I want my son to go to an American university with some name recognition. What has your research come up with?"

Advisor: "You're not going to believe this..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352430)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Ivory exhilarant locus halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49354356)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: dashing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49356108)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: pea-brained nudist whorehouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49357042)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:09 AM
Author: wild cracking house potus

This is better scholarship than he has ever produced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352443)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: wild cracking house potus

Lmao I just checked his CV and he lists being in “who’s who in america”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352446)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:30 AM
Author: galvanic cobalt factory reset button



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Ivory exhilarant locus halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49354357)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: dashing abode

To be fair,

Hey man go easy on Alan, that man has a fami-- er, well at least a retarded and dysgenic shitlib kike son who got blown out on an infamous election podcast with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49356111)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: medicated spot pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352362)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring khaki theater

I remember Alan Rickman (RIP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352121)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Hateful gay wizard

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49355248)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:54 AM
Author: Aqua alpha

Lichtman defended his system of keys by claiming that the keys themselves needed their own set of keys to determine an election's outcome.

"Key one, was there a key turning in favor of the incumbent party? That's one key. Second, do the keys align with the key regarding the economy? Two keys. Lastly, are there at least four keys turning in favor of the keys that are key to a challenger victory? Right there we have a crucial key that turns in favor of the keys," Lichtman said.

"There has never been a set of key election predictions more accurate than my keys, and that's key to understanding the current political landscape," he added.

http://nytimes.com/politics/lichtman-says-keys-to-the-election-still-key.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352336)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: Submissive old irish cottage public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352352)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: medicated spot pocket flask

even though I saw who posted it, I had to click to know if maybe this one was real

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49352365)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: bearded chest-beating resort genital piercing



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: brass nibblets hairy legs



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Aqua alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786741&forum_id=2:#49354350)